She saw a mathematical proof and had an allergic reaction to facts.

#ByeFelicia

Bad Botox or filler?

Good news.

Is she cosplaying a patient now?

Botox overdose?

May she be treated with the same love and compassion she has shown others.

Let's hope so.

What kind of others we talking about? People or Cricket others

Dogs

Including dogs.

Yes! Absolutely 💯

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Wouldn’t it be ironic if she was treated by “foreign” medical specialists?

Oh how I hope that’s the case.

It will 100% be the case. Give her an injection she’ll never forget!

She seems like the type to ask for an “American” doctor.

And then deported to the land of her ancesters.

Is she sick lime a dog. Better hope sje does npt meed put down.

The hospital won't be able to help. She needs an exorcism.

LMAO facts

I hope her suffering is long and horrible.

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We need more of whatever she's allergic to

Please don't let me get my hope up.

Did her face fall off ? Bad tox?

What a shame. Not.

Did her implants reject her, or was she cosplaying an ambulance driver? I hope she is okay, because she is a human, but I also wish that she resign in disgrace. Maybe her "special assistant" Cory Lewandowski was involved?

This is the start of an excuse for resigning.

Someone please get RFK, Jr. to her hospital. I want him on Noem's medical team, STAT!

LOL....Calling Dr. Brainworms to the emergency room....

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Make sure he brings the leeches, UV light, and bleach🙄

I snorted!

Right? He'll fix her right up with all his medical expertise! 🤣🤣🤣

She needs an ivermectin enema, I hear it cures nearly everything

Only when mixed with bleach.

If that doesn’t get it, I hope they try methylene blue next.

Don't forget the heroin!

Also, run by the fish tank. Pick up chloroquine phosphate for Christi to drink with her hospital meal.

No, not in the enema. Gotta inject that bleach.

I hear injecting bleach works

All wonderful 100% effective remedies suggested here, I hope she gets the taste of MAGA medicine

Make her swim in a bacteria infested sewage creek - strengthens the system!

She has measles?!

You peeps are so creative

And Witch Doctor Oz and Dr Phil

Botox leak?

Her lips 👄 exploded!

LOL! How she arrived at the hospital 😀

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I love it so much!

She must have injected a marijuana

Hahahaaaaa

Where did you find this female Flat Stanley?😆😆😆

This is an anti-weed PSA commercial from years ago. Lol.

I tried to find some deflated lips but no gifs came up and this one just happen to appear in my search. Since she is made of mostly plastic and hate, this one seems appropriate 😆.

Perfect 😉

Funny as HELL

Still cackling!!

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My first thought!

Her misshape breast implants, as well? They just look...weird to me.

I bet one of her implants deflated... the question is, which one?

The Botox is adapting! Go Botox, go!

Lip filler overdose???

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Good I hope she fucking croaks

✋

Fingers crossed and not in a good way.

She had an allergic reaction. As unpleasant as she is, that can suck. So, ...at some point one hopes that she & other horrible people decide to leave politics. 🤔 what job would suit her? she is nasty & dealing w/the general public on sensitive matters like a disco wrecking ball isn't it.

"Look deep into the hive. Now, whack the hive with your tennis racket. Keep your eyes open for the queen." /she never listened to my advice.

Yes, but can it suck *enough*?

Allergic reaction? Did a fleeting feeling of empathy creep into her mind and that forced her body went into shock?

I doubt it. She probably got stung by an angry insect or ate something she was allergic to. My guess is insect.

I’m going with angry insect too. She’s not popular with animals.

If her face swelled up, how would we tell?

We have no way of knowing and we do no want to get that close to her.

They all seem to look like this at Mar-a-Lago. Stepford Wives with no resemblance to humans.

😂

Doctors couldn’t find a pulse or any sign of brain activity, but then realized she doesn’t have a heart or a brain, and sent her home.

This is precisely the type of hilarious comment I was hoping to find when I came here. TY!😂

Botox overdose mixed with a case of the measles.

I was saying Botox exploded in her face.. sepsis from botox

Maybe her lips and cheeks exploded from too much filler

The last time I had an allergic reaction, I took a Benadryl and sucked it up

Psychotic episode?

Another one. This one broke when she was told she couldn’t dress up as an Army general.

Too much lip filler?

Snort

Lip filler? Boob filler? Filler everywhere except an empty head!

🤣👍

I was hoping it leaked and froze her face permanently.

Her body finally realized it's been functioning without a heart for 50 years, and collapsed.

And brain!

Revenge of the dog

Excellent!

50 years?!?! And the rest. That fucker was around during Prohibition!

Cutting 3 up old Kristi Noem some slack.

...and a brain.

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Did she get her head stuck up Trumps ass?

🤣🤣🤣 this!!

And caught some of Putin's VDs while up there.

Is there any more room in there???

I’ll bet there’s enough room for his entire administration

You’re right. He is a YUGE asshole.

Just a botox touch-up and mending a silicone leak.

Thoughts and prayers

Did she fall and break her hair? Or makeup?

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Did her dog 🐕 shoot her?

Chateaubriand and tri tips EVERY DAY for the good boy!

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For the rest of his natural!

Yes 🙌🏽 👍🏽!

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Ok everyone fess up. Who force fed the dog killer truth and honesty that caused her an allergic reaction?

Did she finally flip all the way out? Mental breakdown?

Her lips exploded

Don’t ell me Rfk jr. told her to drink bleach to keep her face from melting

Hopefully, due to being [REDACTED]. And no, I am not joking.

Cause: deprivation of oxygen because her head is up her ass.

Correction: her head is up Trump's ass.

That too!

His ass

Am I expected to give a fucque?

Breaking: An unidentified pack of dogs has claimed responsibility. Revenge for Cricket.

Wonder if a Dem asked her a mean question?

A mental hospital likely...

Hopefully!!!

And who here believes this isn't a play to make her look like a human instead of a killing machine

Nah..She's been getting a lot of heat to resign.. It's just a ploy to buy time.

Check if her dogs were armed.

I’m really praying for a brain aneurysm fingers crossed fingers crossed can I get a fingers crossed on that one?🤞🏻

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Let’s hope it’s not insignificant!

🤞...

Devil In Emergency

"Heart transplant or brain transplant?" --Sen Mike Lee (R-UT), probably

Broken implant?

She wasn't near a window in the White House, was she?

Maybe with a little luck it’s rabies.

That would be karmic justice

Complications of anorexia?

Poor thing

I echo your heartfelt sentiment.

Botox overdose.

That’s exactly what I was thinking

probably a botox reaction

Filler too most likely 🙄

Did her dog finally shoot her?

We’re having pizza for dinner.

One of my favorites

That sounds good. I'm having a pb&j sandwich.

Can’t go wrong with that.

I hope her hospital meal is a fajita.

Fajita with shards of glass?

Did she get her silicone injections from Beefnoodles?

She didn’t use silicone, she used ivermectin.

HA.

Break a nail? 🤔

👏😂

What’s everyone having for dinner tonight?

My dog is looking at me like it wants a celebration meal.

🤣🤣🤣

Grilled pork chops and mashed potatoes. I NEEDED mashed potatoes today

Had breakfast for dinner. French toast and fried potatoes.

Yum!

Making a chicken & noodle casserole for my dad tonight. I went hog-wild and added bacon bits. Yes, it's little old folks food. I figure when you're over 90, you can have whatever floats your boat. 😁

Schadenfreudadillas

It’s taco Tuesday!!!

😂🤣

Pasta is sounding pretty good. Or maybe I’ll make myself a little girl dinner 💅🏻

How awful. Hope they can find her heart.

I'm not sensing much sympathy here. Keep it up, folks.

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Protestors outside now: "Don't save her life, don't save her life!"

Save a pet Put her out of our misery

Democrats say that doctors don’t have to service Republican fascists. It’s a new rule.

This is a good one since our crazy leader has said Drs. can refuse to treat democrats and or unmarried women.

That was the one this administration just passed.. Karma is a bitch

I actually do think we need to get to that point of all the non-GOP healthcare providers refusing care to all Republicans. They want to control medical decisions & cut healthcare for millions. Fine. But they should face consequences.

I support this. "Do no harm" should also mean a nazi magat doesn't get saved because they're responsible for innumerable deaths just by their vote. Its not a judgment call, it's a fact.

Exactly. “Do no harm” can be applied to our community at large. And the principle of doing the most good for the most people. 🏥⛑️❌

Actually, the same medical ethics that lets Christian extremists refuse to treat LGBTQ people can work the same way when my strongly held beliefs conflict with providing medical care to fascists.

Did I read that’s actually the new rule at the VA? That doctors, providers, and nursing staff don’t have to treat people with disagreeable views? Maybe I’m just hallucinating this dystopia to its logical conclusion.

I thought you were making a joke about that. But you’re right! All healthcare providers at VA can refuse care of patients if they are unmarried or Democrats. Also true for hiring staff: they can discriminate based on marital status, political party, or union membership. McCarthyism returns.

WTAF has the US done to itself?!

The majority of Americans feel that it’s being done to us. But it is shocking to see how quickly Trump made our previously free country into Trump’s Police State.

It's rather unfortunate that the majority failed to turn out and vote for an alternative to Trump. Had those who did vote only voted, this likely would not be an issue.

Yep. Trump blathers on about his “mandate” but he actually got only 49.8% of votes and only 36.1 % of eligible voters. The non-voters definitely screwed us over!

Exactly

I've practiced for 30 years. I've treated murderers, neoNazi teens, countless MAGA. But that was before I lived in a Police State that is targeting brown people with brutalizing heavily armed Militias & GOP who have declared an armed coup & Civil War against Democrats. That changes the ethical lens.

Oh, look, Trump is sending 2000 more unnecessary troops to LA for his Civil War. ktla.com/news/local-n...

The chant: “We all die, right? We all die, right?” Practicing for when Joni Ernst shuffles loose her seditious coil

lol

she'll have the photo-op dressed in medical scrubs now

You know it!!

God works in mysterious ways!

Sadly, they say she’s going to be OK

Ffs. We can’t have nothing nice

Hope she gets an immigrant doctor.

Better yet, some immigrant nurses. And an immigrant phlebotomist in training!

I’m personally more concerned if my physician isn’t foreign. Seriously, I went to an American doctor for a while and came to him with some concerns. He was more worried about the money he lost investing in the company that holds my insurance. Stupid conversation. I should have reported him.

There really is no better 💜

Best comment!

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I hope the only doctor available to treat her is an immigrant.

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Dr. Sanjay Gupta! He will give her a shot of something..Hegseth left a bottle with the nurses.

If hogstooth left a bottle it’s probably empty so she’s shit out of luck there

They make the best damn doctors

🎯👏 😉

Or better yet, NO doctor. 😁

You win the Internet & one very amused follower today.

Watch, next week we will hear that she insisted they verify the Christianity of the plasma donor before allowing transfusion lol

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This was my 1st thought. I can't recall the last time I had a fully American doctor, so chances are good she'll have foreign doctors.

May she survive this moment in permanent lasting locked in syndrome.

That is the same fantasy I have for her dear leader!

a living death? Wow

I have nothing nice to say.

You are a better person than me.

Same but I'm liking some pretty salty shit....

This is the perfect response, I suppose. Though “I hope she gets an immigrant doctor” comes in strong, too.

great restraint - i’ll follow your lead

Then sit next me 🤣

I'll say it. Gosh, I hope it's not serious.

Oh boy!!! Should we pray?

I will. That Karma gives her everything she deserves.

I hope RFK Jr's health system gives her the outcome she deserves.

My sentiments exactly!

Uh oh, someone use bad cut in the blow?

Did a dog shoot back??

That’s a follow!

+1 👏

Hey!!!!! I came here to say that! No fair!!

It's ok... twinning!!

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Thanks, I needed a good laugh. I appreciate your humor. Have a lovely evening, Cori 💞💞💞

You are so welcome!!

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Seems like something that must happen in America

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Thank you 😊

Well done 🏆

Thanks ☺️

OMG that is so bad! 🤣😂🤣😂

Indeed... 😈 Fabulously bad, of course.

😂

Giggling

My thought was she shot herself trying to kill a Pet

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Or she was confronted with TRUTH!

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Giggling 😂🤣

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Omfg

☝️ WINNER☝️

Thank you 😊

Winner, winner, chicken dinner! 🏆

I was going to follow you for this, and I already do!

*curtsy* thank you 😊

Me too😂😂😂😂

...and me!

Same

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Muah!!!! 😘

Ditto

Me, too! Very funny!

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Thanks!

Good one! LOL

Thank you 😊

Haha 😄 🤣 😂 😆

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Same thing I wonder especially since she shot that Dog.

Right??? Miserable rotten misbegotten HAG

Agree 100%

I’m down for a dog rebellion 😂😂😂

😂🤣

😂😂

Giggling 😂

A+

Thanks!!

So wrong but soooooo good!

I was always a fan of those hunter-eating lions 🦁

👏

We have a winner!

Thanks ☺️

The only one who can stop a bad person with a gun is a good doggie with a gun.

Giggling 😂🤣

Follow

Ditto

What a SPLENDID compliment ☺️

Thank you. Great joke and you were first.

Thanks ☺️

🤣🤣 one can dream 🤔

The dog has a right to defend itself!

Absolutely 💯

Winner!!!

Thanks ☺️

I hope so

Me toooooo

I think John Wick may have been a witness...

Literally laughed out loud 🤣 😂

Your idea was earlier and better. Made me smile.

Exactly 💯

If the dog had put something on the bullet that she was allergic to, then maybe. We have to be careful the whole Kristi Noem going to hospital thing, it could be trap, to make us comment with memes. Then they could say see they are insulting KN in her real trauma.

I. Do. Not. Care. RIP Cricket!!

I know it's to hard to resist, just wanted to put the warning out there, I will more than likely join the Kristi 'dumb as a brick' or 'dog killer' Noem onslaught.

Thanks for your good intentions. I'm a veteran... more warrior than saint. She can go straight to hell.

True also to distract from Padilla issue

All those PFAFs in her daily makeup?

Plastic surgery gone wrong?

What a pathetic person you have to be to have people hope for the worst when they hear that you've been hospitalized... shame!! They should all take note of that fact

They should, but they are incapable of self reflection, so she will twist it into playing the victim instead.

I agree that wishing the worst on someone is bad to do. At the same time, she wishes the worst on so many people (including the completely innocent) and shows great enthusiasm in inflicting horrific damage. That’s why so many otherwise nice normal people are wishing for God’s vengeance. Agree?

I'm wishing the worst for every one of them! They're all literally criminal homicidal sociopaths! They seem to wallow in the suffering of others, & get some sick gratification from the thought of torturing minorities... Had they read a history book, they would know how this ends! How it always ends!

Not that I would normally wish this on anyone but I’m hoping she’s having a miscarriage and will require a D&C! The irony….

That Botoxed skank is 53 so I doubt it. But it WOULD be poetic justice.

The psych ward?

Silence of the Lambs! 😂🤣

Hope everything is unokay.

Her Doctor reported that she is in dire need of a morality transplant.

Hahaha! True!

Dog bite

👏👏👏

What caused the allergic reaction so we can sprinkle a lot more on her rice crispies later this week.

Fingers crossed.

If it turns out to be measles, I've got bingo!

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🤣🥸🤣 indeed

I heard just an allergic reaction to something, maybe too much botox?

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Ha ha ha

😂😂😂😂💀

Karma…..

The joy this gives me. It’s delightful.

Should she go to see a veterinarian?

One who loves puppies and believes in justice....

She might have swallowed a bit too much...

DGAF!

A mental institution, right?

Trying to find a soul?

did her face finally crack from all that gender affirming care..?

I'm sure they'll blame it on immigrants

Why is this news? I don't care about her. I do care about all the people kidnapped, abducted, and detained today with no due process. That's the real news!

It's news because these are hard times and this cheers people up. Or is that just me?

Is that the Beaver?

Guess it ain't no fun when the dog got the gun

Silicone poisoning bet

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Please....

lol

💙 poisoned ? 😁

Well she did have an allergic reaction!🤔

False flag. They're getting walloped in polls and on social media. Trying to get undeserved sympathy

Ain't nothing sympathetic about Krusty Gnome. Anyone who intentionally shoots a dog - seventh ring of Hell automatically.

100% agreed

I need to add, " and is cruel to ANY animal...."

yep

This is what I thought too.

I hope she’s in agonizing pain.

Her pain won't even be a fraction of the pain she has caused to families around the country.

Yes, and Hopefully she stays there for a Very Long Time!!!

Nah, she had an anxiety attack from real pressure, but they're selling it as an allergic reaction. At least, that’s what this layman suspects. The longer she stays the more complicit she becomes the more pressure to walk the walk creates anxiety.

Amen!

I’m not sure to be glad about this or not. I mean if they took her there to try to find her brain?

Or her heart

Botox damaged her brain long ago, and it's likely now the turn of other organs. Only the heart remains unaffected, as it's nowhere to be seen in Gulag Barbie.

Was she cosplaying with a helmet that didn't get air to her brain. Kidding. She doesn't have a brain that needs air.

🤣🤣

Is she going to cosplay as a nurse or doctor this time

A corpse.

Not going to wish that on her, but can understand why others may not take that view

She has an allergic reaction to bull shit. She got too close to aTrump, who then trumped.

Good

On noes, anyway.

Did her dog try to shoot her?

🤣

and I love your handle 👍

Or anyone else? A hero may be made

I hope it’s very serious

Good gawd, what could be this distraction be about?

Bad batch of Botox? Or maybe all the ugliness inside her eating her up.

Oh that’s a shame

Not

Not. At. All lol

Chemical Agent exposure? Or did Corey?

botox overload?

Corey brought nee lube?

Crabs. 🦀 Again.

Oh well 🤷🏼‍♂️

Se bit her tongue & is now poisoned?

Intoxicated by her own spit of racism.

Divine intervention? Maybe she'll find some empathy and change her ways but I'm not counting on it.

Shes too damaged...

♥️♥️♥️

Did another question lunge at her?

Ha ha ha!

Huh

Botox poisoning

== botulism

Botoxulism

Why not?

Mental facility or general hospital?

Just trying to gain sympathy because she and ice and Homan are so hated.

Psycho ward, watch out!

Given the responses from the right on Saturday's assassinations, I have zero fucks to give and hope it's wet leprosy.

What is everyone eating tonight

I just ate some doritos.

😂 probably

Is she there pulling the plug on other people

this seems the most likely

Smash cut to the line of people hoping they get the chance to pull her plug tonight

No she’s fine:

Haha Halloween is solved

🤣😂🤣

Maybe she's cosplaying Nancy Mace?

We can only hope for the worst

I'm definitely sending thoughts and prayers, lol

EVERYONE is just so heartbroken !

I’m calling it now. Eyelid fatigue from trying to hold up those huge fake eyelashes for way too long in this summer heat.

Was she playing in a bacteria infested creek?

Good.

Forgive me if I don't care.

When you're so full of shit, you become septic.

The hospital should refuse to treat her for her political views

Trump says VA staff can refuse to treat Democrats, so….

Yes, that was the point of my post.

Don’t I wish… Nah, I’m sure she’s at one of those very ‘private’ concierge hospital recovering from her spa day botox botulinum injections

Good! I bet she over did the Botox ! Folks, this is a cruel evil woman and she deserves NO empathy!

Aye. I feel for the Botox tbh. It probably wanted to run away rather than be saddled with a dog killer for life

Nothing that a Benadryl and nurse cos play costume photo op won't cure. She obviously didn't consult with RFK Jr first

This should be interesting.

Very tragic how her hot air balloon collided with that Arby's sign

She probably bit herself

Hope she's had a rabies shot then! .. oh wait, No I don't! 😂🤣

Puppy revenge?

I am guessing the poison in her soul finally broke through.

Face leak?

In the immortal words of Joni Ernst, we're all going to die someday.

I was wondering what she’d be cosplaying as. Surgeon? ER doctor? She’ll definitely not be in an ordinary hospital gown. Somewhere in DC overnight somebody was busy embroidering a pair of scrubs with the homeland security logo. 🙄

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"I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

Thoughts and prayers...

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Spot on!

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Winner winner chicken dinner! Or taco dinner? Oh! Chicken taco dinner! 😁🤣

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Sooner for noem please.

Ok I am done. That was so perfect. Let get off this internet 😂😂😂

Follow you because of the above post

I wonder if Kristi has a cosplay costume for this: besides it was an allergic reaction to intelligence

Hospital gown?

Good one Hanni

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You just won today’s internet…✅

I concur with my learned colleague. You won the Internet today.

Me three. omg!

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Not necessarily in that order.

I like this one🤣🤣

Was KN at Fort Dietrich on Monday looking for a biohazard to release into a detention center ... and she got too close?

Do we know what she was allergic to? She, RFK2, &Rand Paul were at FORT DIETRICH on Monday. 1/ RFK2 should be nowhere near biohazards 2/ KN & RFK2 are dumb enough to touch things they shouldn't Call me paranoid, but my bullshit alarm is going off. And I pray they didn't release a new pathogen.

I thought it might be a psychiatric unit.

They’re saying it was an allergic reaction. Do we think it was the Botox or the filler?

She’s Botoxic

Filler.

My immediate thought

Forgot her gas mask?

Or possibly the the latex in her cosplay costumes.

So much wolf being cried by the administration that the only thing that comes to my mind is what’s this next week saying that they’re doing so that she can get out of being in some really serious trouble

I can’t edit this text, but hopefully you got through the mess that the talk text came to. They cry wolf so often. I don’t think whatever is going on with her is real. That’s where my head goes immediately. That’s what I was trying to say.

That is a possibility. Or to frame a new scare myth around; clearly Biden’s cabal masterminded a poison attack on the brave Kosplay Kristi.

Bad reaction to Botox or she pissed off Putin and he in turn gave her some poison panties.

🤷🏽‍♂️

The Reckoning she had coming caused explosive diarrhea?

"the hospital" is that like becuase the US only has one? I know it don't care for ordinary peeps healthcare so guess so... Or, is it "the hospital" everyone knows about in the whole of the US, every last citizen. And so thus should RoW. But we don't. Or, is it she was just taken to hospital? Probs

Just let us know when she’s dead… like her poor dog 🙄

That would cheer up lots of folks

Who cares?

I am not big on prayer

I'm gonna wager this is another steaming pile of bullshit

Everything from this administration is a steaming pile of bullshit. That is a given.✅

She's probably very busy cosplaying again.

Pervy Nurse!

LOL!

Let’s all just say a little prayer for her.

Nope!..

She didn’t say what kind of prayer. 😆

Thoughts and prayers. Although I'm not going to tell you *what* I'm praying for.

😂🤣

I don't like to wish for bad things to happen to people, but I'm not perfect.

I don’t wish bad things to happen to good people. 😉

Had to double-check that this wasn't the Onion.

I really don’t care. Do you?

I care she went to the hospital. Was there no veterinarian office close by?

Not in the least.

Breaking news ? WTF.

I think it is spelled U

Nope

Nope!

Couldn’t be arsed!

Yo #SlovenianWhore Do you?

Isn't "allergic reaction" the pr flack explanation for virtually every drug-fueled public celebrity meltdown? I wonder whether she bit someone, shaved her head, or just went full Diane Ladd/"Wild at Heart"?

ding ding ding ding ding. and it brings me back to the "theft" of her bag.

I do believe that "medication" was specifically listed in the missing contents. Ha!

BREAKING NEWS I don't give a fuck.

Don't care. I'm indifferent to any suffering she may experience.

No. We don’t care, Kristi.

Good one!

works for me

👏👏👏

French toast sounds good right now.....

Serious?

Hopefully she’ll have to go to a rehab for many months or years.

If it’s because of a nasty dog bite, it’s karma.

Hopefully a brown skin person doesn’t work on the floor

Guess she has to cosplay a patient to take attention off after this latest vile ICE attack.

Unless she was shot 8 times I don’t care.

Good one!

Ditto

I still wouldn't care.

She just can't miss a cosplay opportunity.

I guess her next costume will be a Sexy Nurse outfit? 😁

Nurse, maybe... Sexy? He'll NO!!

😁

😁😁😁 NO NO! I meant the costume was Sexy Nurse. Not that gargoyle with big lips and tiny brain!

“Secretary Noem had an allergic reaction today. She was transported to the hospital out of an abundance of caution. She is alert and recovering,” said DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin.

So now we know she's dead.

Bummer

Total 🤣

Oh. Too bad its such good news

Damn. 🥱

Would have been so rich if it was a dog bite. But then, again, the poor dog.