*SCP intensifies*

They better have Swedish meatballs.

If you keep crawling in to progressively smaller cupboards you end up inside the head of John Malkovich, except for some reason he's Swedish

Jån Malkøwisch (I'm so sorry Sweedes)

...and inside that is a tiny Starbucks.

Best Buys all the way down

Does it have its own super teeny, tiny coffee bar? www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_9d...

YES! I came here to post this

There aren't a lot of us that remember that brilliant short run Clerks cartoon.

Why is everything so dumb?

And inside that, there's an even smaller IKEA. it's just Ikeas and Best Buys all the way down.

Storeception (coming soon from Christopher Nolan)

Wurstbuy

and if you can get all the way to the middle there is a miniscule 7-eleven that is just a slurpee machine and a hot dog roller

And the 7 eleven is protected by a minotaur

yo dog

Does it come in a flat pack with image-only assembly instructions?

Yo, dawg, we heard you like furniture in your electronics, furniture in your electronics so you can sit while you boop.

Why

And inside that smaller Best Buy? You guessed it, tiny Panda Express

You won't believe what they are building in the tiny best buy

and there's a tiny Sephora inside that Best Buy.

Clerks the Animated Series is a real moment in the history of "Cartoons are for childen!"

Also I think the first time I heard about the brutal conditions in Korean animation studios.

Finally! An ikea I can find my way out of in less than 4 hours!

So, you’re saying I won’t be able to buy my Milli Vanilli CDs there anymore?

I don’t even think they sell cds at all

That’s because they waste all that floor space on crap rather than tasty tunes.

Is IKEA bored because wtf even is this?

That’s where they keep the best buy

And a wee Starbucks inside that tiny Best Buy

Synecdoche, New York if it was made by really dumb guys

I'd watch it

And perhaps even a low-ceiling floor on the 7.5th

fuckin shit, man, I was just gonna say, "Synechdoche, Best Buy."

They're about to reinvent the mall.

Good lord retail just doesn't know its elbow from its asshole anymore.

Inception Retail. See also: Matryoshka Retail.

There is but you have to assemble it yourself

🤷‍♀️just cabinetry. To "compliment" the appliance department and convince people to redo kitchens and laundry rooms.

youtu.be/MxmKc0OhsnU

🤣

why?

there's a coooooooooooombination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell inside that tiny Ikea and Best Buy youtu.be/EQ8ViYIeH04

www.newson6.com/story/5e3683...

The corporate version of матрешка.

"It's box stores all the way down..."

There's a Starbucks inside the bathroom of the Ikea inside the Best Buy.

Matryoshka Mall

Why? Why would anyone want or need this?

All Best Buy was missing was some horse meatballs

…and a Starbucks inside that.

Nope a tiny Barnes and Noble

And a Taco Bell

And a pizza Hut.

Shades of Rice Krispies Treats cereal

All the blue and yellow stores in one place.

And a Starbucks

It all exists inside a battery within Rick's spaceship.

Reminds me of this theonion.com/new-starbuck...

With its own tiny IKEA.

I always walk into stores thinking there isn't enough Russian Doll vibes.