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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social

Me when my wife sees the browser history

Drew Harwell I looked at 90 porn sites to test the new age verification law
aug 31, 2025, 4:29 pm • 6,745 792

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social

The Townsend

aug 31, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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LibsLikeMe @danihere.bsky.social

😂😂😂

aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fenster 🇵🇸 @fensterdj.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 5:43 pm • 13 0 • view
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Steve @mydadsoldphotos.bsky.social

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lucygevy18.bsky.social @lucygevy18.bsky.social

Thanks ⁉️

aug 31, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dendrast @glen-toogood49.bsky.social

I hate it when they change 'terms of service' and things disappear.

aug 31, 2025, 7:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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inthebardo.bsky.social @inthebardo.bsky.social

😂

aug 31, 2025, 5:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lu 💙 @luful.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 31, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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snarkey1.bsky.social @snarkey1.bsky.social

Between naps?

aug 31, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madison Bureaucrat @msbureaucrat.bsky.social

😂

aug 31, 2025, 5:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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whodiddoneit.bsky.social @whodiddoneit.bsky.social

New: I looked at 90 porn sites to test the new age-verification law, and this is what it taught me about business to business sales. Linked in probably

aug 31, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Pumpkin Dipshit @pumpkinpal.bsky.social

My brother in Christ this is why incognito tabs exist

aug 31, 2025, 9:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social

😂

sep 1, 2025, 6:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Hillary Hillarious @hhillarious.bsky.social

Sometime in the early 2000’s, my niece and her husband discovered their son (11 years old) who was only supposed to be using the home computer for homework/school projects, based on the browser history was looking up porn sites. He looked up Girls Gone Wild many times.

aug 31, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hillary Hillarious @hhillarious.bsky.social

When confronted his defense was “they don’t really let you see anything unless you have a credit card number”.

aug 31, 2025, 5:25 pm • 3 0 • view
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DC @dwc.bsky.social

Ah yes, the Ed Meese porn project.

aug 31, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tater @goldenretrieverear.bsky.social

Only 90?

aug 31, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pharmdandy 🇨🇦 @pharmdandy.bsky.social

Lmaoooo

aug 31, 2025, 5:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Colors wind 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colorswind.bsky.social

And the articles .. 😂

aug 31, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Arthur Fontaine @arthurfontaine.com

U need one of these medical bracelets

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aug 31, 2025, 5:32 pm • 55 1 • view
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Jacob Pederson ✝️🌹🤘 @notoriousjakeyp.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 31, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jenn ☘️ @jennjenn23.bsky.social

🙄Miss the days this was scummy.

aug 31, 2025, 6:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Algux (I write stuff) @algux.bsky.social

That's a man who has too much time in his hands... 🤪

aug 31, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Blasé Boylan @blazesboylan.bsky.social

He has more than time in his hands!

aug 31, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social

(" Smoot Plans Tariff Ban on Improper Books " NEWS ITEM) "Senator Smoot, Republican UT Is not to be bribed with pelf; He guards our homes from erotic tomes By reading them all himself." --Ogden Nash, "Invocation," 1930.

aug 31, 2025, 5:11 pm • 7 1 • view
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Ann7837 @ann7837.bsky.social

Who was that Congressman who visited porn sites for "research?"

aug 31, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Blasé Boylan @blazesboylan.bsky.social

Every Republican?

aug 31, 2025, 6:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ann7837 @ann7837.bsky.social

lol

aug 31, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Seentoomuch @seentoomuch.bsky.social

Wake up babe, new "It was research!" just dropped.

aug 31, 2025, 4:51 pm • 5 0 • view
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Delbecq David‏ @tchize.bsky.social

Did He test the "register as a model" part too?

aug 31, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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APBAmlb1987 @apbamlb1987.bsky.social

I looked at 90 porn sites and boy are my arms tired.

aug 31, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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[Jakɛʃ] CL 🇺🇦 @jakesbearn.bsky.social

😅

aug 31, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mick Scal @mickscal.bsky.social

Ok, Pete Townshend.

aug 31, 2025, 4:35 pm • 10 0 • view
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comfypantswearer.bsky.social @comfypantswearer.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com

I just showed this to my wife who laughed

aug 31, 2025, 4:47 pm • 224 1 • view
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NotQuietMode_M.D. @notquietmodemd.bsky.social

OMG, you got a good one!! 🏆😂

aug 31, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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ericjanssen.bsky.social @ericjanssen.bsky.social

90? My congratulations: 👏 I could only think of twenty.

aug 31, 2025, 5:23 pm • 7 0 • view
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social

Lmao

aug 31, 2025, 5:58 pm • 21 0 • view
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social

Here's the real story. Not gonna make a joke without linking to Drew's work

aug 31, 2025, 4:31 pm • 248 25 • view
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hakukani @hakukani.bsky.social

You can do a lot just by using a VPN. One of my teenaged nephews in Montana showed me.

aug 31, 2025, 5:15 pm • 8 0 • view
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Leave Omelas @abbendectomy.bsky.social

obvious consequences*

aug 31, 2025, 4:51 pm • 51 0 • view
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Shane @incompleteness.bsky.social

What is this bullshit?!

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🦬 𝐑𝐨𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐨 @roamingbuffalo.bsky.social

Yeah ... that's what I was doing too ...

aug 31, 2025, 4:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social

I wonder what was the ratio of gay to straight porn sites. Just for information.

aug 31, 2025, 6:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Uisge @uisgedeighe.bsky.social

Dude the only thing that being age-blocked from porn is gonna do for me is get me to go outside more often

aug 31, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nctwadumela-He who Greets With Fire! @nctwadumela.bsky.social

Hey you need some solar panels? I know a guy…🤣

aug 31, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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GrisGris @grisgris4me.bsky.social

That couldn't have been easy. You are a true patriot, Sir!

aug 31, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Robert Vaux @rvaux16.bsky.social

"It's all right; it's only the feminist porn..."

aug 31, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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dood1.bsky.social @dood1.bsky.social

Sure you did!

aug 31, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lauri Maijala @laurimaijala.bsky.social

So, did any of them use crystals? Or what is the ”new age verifocation” about?

aug 31, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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SolveForGenX @solveforgenx.bsky.social

90?

aug 31, 2025, 5:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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David Burton @semisocialr.bsky.social

Does he link to the weaker ones? And do I heve to sign up for Twitter to see the results of this study?

aug 31, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Grink Was Here @thegrink.bsky.social

this was also Kurt "tentacle porn" Eichenwald's excuse (IYKYK)

aug 31, 2025, 5:05 pm • 7 0 • view
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crunkpetrol.bsky.social @crunkpetrol.bsky.social

iirc someone looked up the hentai in question and it turned out to be completely vanilla

aug 31, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Grink Was Here @thegrink.bsky.social

yeahhhh no kink shaming but…couldn’t be me

aug 31, 2025, 8:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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thedimpsler.bsky.social @thedimpsler.bsky.social

Coach Goonstock

aug 31, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Black Snow Weather Bureau @vulcanizedfiver.bsky.social

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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social

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jclove777.bsky.social @jclove777.bsky.social

The rapture of all gods children sure seems to be happening next month, remember sacrifice is the greatest form of LOVE, what you give up now, and the cross you choose to bear on your own will bring you a closer relationship with our father God Jesus Christ

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Funny Not Funny @skybarney.bsky.social

Holy shit. There are 90 porn sites? Clearly, I am not near kinky enough....

aug 31, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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sundevil.1984 @sundevil-1984.bsky.social

Me when they search mine.

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washed_Guapi @guapiliferemission.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social

I WAS DOING SCIENCE!

aug 31, 2025, 4:31 pm • 33 0 • view
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Neil @sevenstones.bsky.social

You can say to your wife that I am doing homework ..

aug 31, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jay Marose @jaymarose.bsky.social

The Pete Townsend Defense they call it.

aug 31, 2025, 4:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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E.E. Knight @eeknight.bsky.social

Legend. I wanna know his nutrition/hydration regime.

aug 31, 2025, 5:29 pm • 4 0 • view
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Grandmaster Fei @grandmasterfei.bsky.social

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stanwiz.bsky.social @stanwiz.bsky.social

Sounds like a Mike Johnson quote. His son verified.

aug 31, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Lmao

aug 31, 2025, 5:11 pm • 31 0 • view
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Spartacuss87 @spartacuss87.bsky.social

You have won the internet today! Well done.

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