so pulling the schedule here, Trump hasn't been seen in public since the deranged cabinet meeting on Tuesday, and then, on Wednesday, he had lunch with Vance, and then nothing scheduled publicly after that and lids called early. img unrelated
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Thursday’s trade delegation from Japan was canceled right as they were about to leave. “Administrative issues”.
aug 30, 2025, 3:24 am • 14 1 • view
"img unrelated" - brilliant
aug 30, 2025, 3:44 am • 3 0 • view
when was that Vance interview?
aug 30, 2025, 3:23 am • 3 0 • view
28th www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
aug 30, 2025, 3:31 am • 5 0 • view
I mean that gets added to the evidence pile, no?
aug 30, 2025, 3:32 am • 8 0 • view
I do think its hilarious that trump is quiet for 2 days and everyone immediately starts wondering if he is dead "Why tv man not on tv?"
aug 30, 2025, 3:29 am • 12 1 • view
We need to know if it’s ever gone this long before. I kinda doubt it lol
aug 30, 2025, 3:50 am • 4 0 • view
A monster that, without leaving a physical trace, fills its interlocutors with so much existential dread that they die. When I read that novel, the monster turned out to be a text*, not a flesh-and-blood abomination. *eg a drug recipe in Perutz' "Master of Judgment Day"
aug 30, 2025, 5:10 am • 1 0 • view
SKY NO
aug 30, 2025, 3:21 am • 2 0 • view
oh man, this is trump's most recent shitpost (5hr ago), there's no way he wrote this right?
aug 30, 2025, 3:33 am • 123 5 • view
“Total Disaster” would absolutely be capitalized. Definitely not him.
aug 30, 2025, 4:03 am • 3 0 • view
this was also my first tell, and it made me realize how attuned I am to his weird off-putting style. don't love it
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 am • 1 0 • view
training an LLM to shit out a Trump post would be relatively easy and the output would be close but def uncanny valley stuff
aug 30, 2025, 4:00 am • 13 0 • view
ferb I know what we’re gonna be doing for the next couple of weeks
aug 30, 2025, 4:03 am • 1 0 • view
Too articulate. Not punchy enough.
aug 30, 2025, 3:35 am • 8 0 • view
No exclamation after “‘matter” is a tell.
aug 30, 2025, 3:40 am • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 3:34 am • 27 0 • view
Absolutely not by him
aug 30, 2025, 3:50 am • 3 0 • view
Way too calm & coherent, IMO
aug 30, 2025, 3:34 am • 2 0 • view
The irony of someone named realdonaldtrump not being real
aug 30, 2025, 3:35 am • 8 0 • view
“Incorrectly said?” I’m going to go with no
aug 30, 2025, 3:34 am • 5 0 • view
Not him
aug 30, 2025, 4:53 am • 1 0 • view
Nope! Too low energy
aug 30, 2025, 3:36 am • 4 0 • view
There’s punctuation; so… no!
aug 30, 2025, 7:57 am • 0 0 • view
Unwise and uncaring politicians? That's not him.
aug 30, 2025, 6:34 am • 1 0 • view
Yeah he didn’t write this. Many people are saying he can’t write anymore.
aug 30, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
Undermine? Uncaring? “Literally”?Nah, not him.
aug 30, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
I love the tea as much as any other degenerate on here but this is really no better than reading tea leaves at this point IMO
aug 30, 2025, 3:52 am • 2 0 • view
i can’t even read this in his voice which is a dead giveaway it wasn’t written by him. ChatGPT could do a better job
aug 30, 2025, 3:57 am • 6 0 • view
This much more coherent than Trump's usual pile of verbiage. All the sentences are grammatical, no misspellings, few random all-caps interpolations. It doesn't sound like his manic screed-style at all.
aug 30, 2025, 6:02 am • 2 0 • view
All that text and only two !s. Suspicious...
aug 30, 2025, 3:35 am • 2 0 • view
Also the randomly Capitalized words are present, but is it just me or are there even more than usual?
aug 30, 2025, 3:36 am • 2 0 • view
Nope. It's shitty, but coherent.
aug 30, 2025, 3:36 am • 9 0 • view
This one sounds more like Lutnick. Does not necessarily mean Trump was not consulted, but too much policy specific language (which is not a high bar at all)
aug 30, 2025, 7:04 am • 1 0 • view
Reads like miller to me
aug 30, 2025, 3:42 am • 1 0 • view
No way. Reads like a bad imitation.
aug 30, 2025, 3:51 am • 1 0 • view
“Thank you for your attention to this matter!” always had the exclamation point, no?
aug 30, 2025, 3:48 am • 74 0 • view
That was the tell, yes
aug 30, 2025, 6:04 am • 1 0 • view
Unfortunately he appears to have been playing music in the Rose-themed-pavement area today bsky.app/profile/anna...
aug 30, 2025, 3:50 am • 24 0 • view
Imagine him like twomad, dead in a chair while the music blares and the lights flash
aug 30, 2025, 3:52 am • 7 0 • view
This fits with the convalescing from significant surgery idea though
aug 30, 2025, 3:55 am • 37 0 • view
I think that is the way to bet it
aug 30, 2025, 3:56 am • 29 0 • view
I think it is too, but if I wanted to be optimistic it also fits with “let’s put on his favorite things and hope he hears us in there”
aug 30, 2025, 3:59 am • 24 0 • view
possible Swan Lake vibes idk
aug 30, 2025, 3:51 am • 7 0 • view
“White House confirmed it's the president's music.”
aug 30, 2025, 4:03 am • 4 0 • view
My own guess is that he’s not in a state where he wants to (or can?) be seen.
aug 30, 2025, 3:54 am • 4 0 • view
Some of the sentences are too long to be Trump's.
aug 30, 2025, 3:41 am • 7 0 • view
Not enough CAPS
aug 30, 2025, 3:38 am • 1 0 • view
“Trying too hard” imitation if you ask me.
aug 30, 2025, 3:37 am • 2 0 • view
Too many capital letters The person to wrote this was trying too hard.
aug 30, 2025, 3:58 am • 1 0 • view
Definitely feels a bit off for him, but I'm uncertain how much of that is real and how much is cope.
aug 30, 2025, 3:50 am • 2 0 • view
This is too coherent for it to be him
aug 30, 2025, 3:40 am • 2 0 • view
the capitalization makes too much sense
aug 30, 2025, 3:37 am • 19 0 • view
it's not *normal* but there's nothing that makes me go "what the hell, why there"
aug 30, 2025, 3:37 am • 14 0 • view
The general word choice and sentence structure is at least 3 grade levels above true Trump style.
aug 30, 2025, 6:30 am • 3 0 • view
This post was written by someone who speaks English well, trying to sound like someone who’s genuinely dumb as a bag of rocks that has rock-Alzheimers, and not succeeding at it Some stylistic tics don’t cover up the basic coherence and grammaticality here that Trump doesn’t have
aug 30, 2025, 6:34 am • 9 0 • view
It’s not, like, a great work of literature but it has a point (that’s not “Trump good, worship Trump”) and it has a syntax and that’s apparently the bar
aug 30, 2025, 6:36 am • 4 0 • view
Trying to think of the last time Trump put together a single sentence that has the level of (relative) sophistication of “incorrectly said.”
aug 30, 2025, 6:36 am • 5 0 • view
lmao. "Tariffs and Non Tariff Trade Barriers" gives the game away.
aug 30, 2025, 3:44 am • 22 1 • view
Gavin Newsom would have done a better job on this one!
aug 30, 2025, 3:37 am • 6 0 • view
Look at the fear in the Pope's eyes.
aug 30, 2025, 3:21 am • 7 0 • view
He knew a demon when he saw one
aug 30, 2025, 3:28 am • 7 0 • view
Is project25 holding up things to ensure JD will do their work, or to ensure trump doesn't sack HD and announce a new VP before he snuffs it? eu.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
aug 30, 2025, 8:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Let’s get Daniel Craig’s detective guy from knives out to investigate. Or the lady from The Residence
aug 30, 2025, 3:24 am • 14 1 • view
Would watch
aug 30, 2025, 3:27 am • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 3:28 am • 10 0 • view
*stares at JD*
aug 30, 2025, 3:29 am • 8 0 • view
Ooooooooo 🙏🙏🙏🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
aug 30, 2025, 3:44 am • 2 0 • view