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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social

Sunday Sermon Gen 4:12. God condemns Cain to forever be a restless wanderer. FIVE VERSES LATER: Cain has settled down, is building a city and raising a family. All totally "restless wanderer" things to do. GEN 4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city

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aug 24, 2025, 1:45 pm • 2 0

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social

In other religious news: Supreme Master Television is sounding more and more like a suicide cult. They are predicting massive solar flares next week and want everyone to run their prayer wheel mantra app on all their phones and tablets to chant the badness away. No shit.

aug 24, 2025, 1:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social

The world has not come to that kind of end (solar flare destroying everything). We're going to have to destroy it ourselves and that may take a week or two longer.

aug 28, 2025, 2:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social

I should also point out that Cain was the first Vegan. Never underestimate the consequences of being too annoying.

aug 24, 2025, 1:49 pm • 1 0 • view