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RFK is into road kill. He's seen the insides of labs and other retrievers.
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RFK is into road kill. He's seen the insides of labs and other retrievers.
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This is an image of Trump I do not mind seeing. Dead. Dismembered. Defunct and other D-words.
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Adhere to the bonds of union! It only feels like you're stuck. It's always darkest just before the daub.
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Punishment is to correct future behavior. We want NO future behavior. Un-person Musk.
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Stein is a Russian asset.
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Hand picked private contractors who never had to submit a bid will rake up those fallen dollars.
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It's funnier in the original Łukasiewicz notation.
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I try to treat all living things with kindness and respect. This includes my own asshole.
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The week ahead: Monday: Holiday with possible stupid and tasteless photo op. Tuesday: Chicago blitzkrieg Wednesday: China. Shiting his pants over China. Thursday: ... the crystal has grown dark.
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That is not dead which can eternal lie. In strange eons even Death may die. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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Strategy? Not MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE surfing from crisis to crisis? Damn... have I been missing much?
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But have you played the Book of Mormon drinking game? You start reading out loud and when says "AND IT CAME TO PASS", you take a drink and pass the book to the next guy. You'll all be shitfaced in no time.
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No. We must stop Trump. Trump will not stop on his own.
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Rub it! Rub my soft, beautiful stone! Rub it in public. Rub it alone. Rub that stone!
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They thought white people were exempt. This was only supposed to hurt queers and colored people.
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"Virgil Kane is the name And I served on the Danville train 'Till Stoneman's cavalry came And tore up the tracks again." Just realized this song has pretty specific location information in it, and it's my backyard. Except people don't really go "na na na na" here.
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This mornings email. Write your congress critter. Let them know you are watching. Let them know Justice is coming.
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ICE doing traffic enforcement. I understand there are some parks where they can collect litter, too.
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“Do you mean to stand there and tell me you eat nothing but tortillas and beans?” Alfredo was astonished. “Jesus Christ,” he said, “what more do you want?”. -- John Stainbeck, Tortilla Flats
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Have you tried wrapping them in something? Like food?
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Mustache Man sure got that one right.
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Body double. They keep a special morbidly obese Secret Service agent around for just such occasions.
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Hexagonal card table added to thrift store list. My cabin has a very low ceiling fan that renders the middle of the room useless. Perfect spot for something big and awkward.
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Saint Vitus is about to dance.
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It's always been a very long shot gamble: But if we can make it so that Trump doesn't enjoy being President, he'll resign. Feet first or in pieces has always been my first option.
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Shitty image because I used a Chromebook. Screen capture tool didn't want to play nice.
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There is some Crisis Actor playing golf to make us think Trump still lives. Crisis Actor. Or one of Musk's fucking robots. Do they make fat robots? Fatbots! Roll out!
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The 2019 release of COVID was likely accidental. The 2025 release will be deliberate.
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I played this for Rush Limbaugh. It worked.
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Economy? Trump is going for the Grand Prize: A Species Extinction Event named after himself. It'll be YUGE.
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Thank you. I'm honored. But what I want to say requires no privacy.
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Powerful sign. Short, easy to read, sticks in the memory. Far better than trying to wedge a whole paragraph onto an old piece of cardboard. (Bless those folks too. But this is better.)
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I have two ongoing conversations with people I know from other places. And a bazillion messages from someone named DELETED ACCOUNT who thinks I should know them better.
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Cutting Federal Funding is a bug part of THE PROBLEM. Rethink. Redo.
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RFK Jr. has a roadkill fetish. I'm sure he's seen the insides of labs and other retrievers. But it's possums he loves best.
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My Prayers for Donald Trump's health...
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I got the hair and the voice. Gimme sword!
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Congress critter email. Some times they reply. Or rather a terrified teen girl calls to say "The Congressman read your messages."
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Hope won't do it. Bombs and bullets. Then garlic, wooden stakes and a lot of fire.
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Who is the guy in the suit? You know it's not Stephen Miller because the sun is shining.
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We're not going to be able.to go forward with the Old Constitution when this is all over. It failed. Miserably. We need a fresh start without states or electoral votes.
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It's morning. What was it?
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It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grammes a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be REDUCED to twenty grammes a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that...
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Jesus... I quit Facebook in January. Zuck showing his face at the Inauguration was too much for me.
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Only one heartbeat away from being Hillbilly In Chief. Not only are we going to have to remove the gold crap from the Oval Office, but the couches will have to be burned.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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My Thoughts and Prayers: May swift and sudden death come to Donald Trump. May swift and sudden death come to Vladimir Putin. May swift and sudden death come to Benjamin Netanyahu. May all my enemies go to Hell Goddamn Goddamn Goddamn Amen
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God was masturbating.
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Young WHITE men.
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Because God likes guns. youtu.be/gavlcbunY00?...
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I remember JD Vance. He was a politician once. What's he doing now?
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Nazis. Cremation ovens. Been a thing for a while.
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Whovian TARDIS technology. Nothing newer than the Fourth Doctor. Buttons need levers.
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The world has not come to that kind of end (solar flare destroying everything). We're going to have to destroy it ourselves and that may take a week or two longer.
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If they think Trump is the answer they should be euthanized. They're beyond hope of ever getting better.
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I'm starting to feel the same way about truck bombs.
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We should put Mexican flags on THEIR cars.
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No one, but no one, complained about the cheesy gift shop junk going away.
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Trump will use this as an excuse to take over Catholicism using the National Guard.
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In the real world, this would be a victory. In this world, it probably means the guy is going to Uganda.
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May Sonny Bono's thetan take a DC-9 space plane strait to Hell. IP and Copyright are totally fucked because we *the Good Ol USA*, fucked them. Public domain exists for a reason. You can't make everything property.
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I'm just as conflicted. But the idea that I should actually pay someone for clipart that I would otherwise just steal without credit doesn't keep me up at night. If your livelyhood depends on me doing the right thing, you're in the wrong business.
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When your taxonomic name is Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla you're bound to be cool.
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The song is about bribery and kickbacks, not a medical condition. In this setting, that's still applicable.
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I'm waiting for the stroke. Heart attack or anything else sudden.
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"Them" Who or what are "They"?
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How is it you never get cluster fucked by all the "AI Rapes The Planet" starving artists? They're a faction that is pretty well over-represented on this platform.
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Goats will pretty much fuck anything.
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Nothing "natural" about an AI image. Remember that consensual sex is largely a human invention. Nature is perfectly happy with rape as a reproductive strategy. Nature us concerned with species survival and cares not about individuals.
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He's walking in poop.
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This post is proving to be a perfect way to locate accounts to block. On other people's sexuality: Minding your own business is the perfect expression of love.
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POOP
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We need to start KILLING Nazis. There is no peaceful way out of this.
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Truck bombs now.
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Not dead enough.
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Could have told you that in 1980.
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An wxplosive device will take care of both problems in a blink of an eye.
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Natural isn't a criteria. Consenual sex is pretty much a human invention. Rape is extremely common in nature. Incest only a little less so. Nature just doesn't give a damn about individuals.
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Where are they posting the information? It would be nice to identify to identify patterns.
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The Israelites were never in Egypt. The Exodus story is historically false. It's a myth.
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Crop failures will be a hoax too.
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I'll be happy to. You need not worry about me. I'm not advocating violence. I'm prophecying it.
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Some day, maybe sooner than either of us would like, a car fire on the 14th Street Bridge may save your life.
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Stop the Gaza Genoside. Fuck Israel.
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In a US civil war, you are the battlefield.
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Can you get Trump on that thing?
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But have you seen complete grid lock recently?
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Thing is DC only needs a traffic jam to shut it down. You block those bridges, DC dies.
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Is that 21.54 each or for the whole stack? Cheapest I can find used ones is six dollars each.
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"Four months later" is in a different quarter and won't affect the bonuses of those making stupid decisions. End of month, end of quarter and end of year is the only future American business understands. There is nothing else.
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Highfather's son, traded in ransom to Darkseid and Granny Goodness.
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The working definition of 'ultra-processed' is foods that you would not be able to make in a conventional kitchen using common ingredients. Unless you have a deep fryer at home, that includes a LOT of fast food.
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I needed a way to remember the thing about baby shampoo. Might come in handy.
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In other religious news: Supreme Master Television is sounding more and more like a suicide cult. They are predicting massive solar flares next week and want everyone to run their prayer wheel mantra app on all their phones and tablets to chant the badness away. No shit.