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J.J. Hitt

@jjhitt.bsky.social

A 97% strait guy who is proud of his queer family. Widower. Gun owning Liberal. Cornish Rex #Cat Daddy. #snacktivist #books #Holysmoke I have confidence in evidence based, reproducable, documented and peer reviewed Science. I don't "believe" in shit.

created January 13, 2025

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RFK is into road kill. He's seen the insides of labs and other retrievers.

1/9/2025, 11:03:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is an image of Trump I do not mind seeing. Dead. Dismembered. Defunct and other D-words.

1/9/2025, 11:02:06 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adhere to the bonds of union! It only feels like you're stuck. It's always darkest just before the daub.

1/9/2025, 10:31:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Punishment is to correct future behavior. We want NO future behavior. Un-person Musk.

1/9/2025, 8:37:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stein is a Russian asset.

1/9/2025, 8:32:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hand picked private contractors who never had to submit a bid will rake up those fallen dollars.

1/9/2025, 2:06:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's funnier in the original Łukasiewicz notation.

31/8/2025, 11:10:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I try to treat all living things with kindness and respect. This includes my own asshole.

31/8/2025, 9:30:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The week ahead: Monday: Holiday with possible stupid and tasteless photo op. Tuesday: Chicago blitzkrieg Wednesday: China. Shiting his pants over China. Thursday: ... the crystal has grown dark.

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31/8/2025, 9:27:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is not dead which can eternal lie. In strange eons even Death may die. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

31/8/2025, 5:23:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Strategy? Not MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE surfing from crisis to crisis? Damn... have I been missing much?

31/8/2025, 1:20:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But have you played the Book of Mormon drinking game? You start reading out loud and when says "AND IT CAME TO PASS", you take a drink and pass the book to the next guy. You'll all be shitfaced in no time.

31/8/2025, 1:16:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. We must stop Trump. Trump will not stop on his own.

31/8/2025, 12:27:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rub it! Rub my soft, beautiful stone! Rub it in public. Rub it alone. Rub that stone!

31/8/2025, 11:27:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They thought white people were exempt. This was only supposed to hurt queers and colored people.

31/8/2025, 11:20:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Virgil Kane is the name And I served on the Danville train 'Till Stoneman's cavalry came And tore up the tracks again." Just realized this song has pretty specific location information in it, and it's my backyard. Except people don't really go "na na na na" here.

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31/8/2025, 11:01:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This mornings email. Write your congress critter. Let them know you are watching. Let them know Justice is coming.

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31/8/2025, 10:42:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ICE doing traffic enforcement. I understand there are some parks where they can collect litter, too.

31/8/2025, 10:34:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Do you mean to stand there and tell me you eat nothing but tortillas and beans?” Alfredo was astonished. “Jesus Christ,” he said, “what more do you want?”. -- John Stainbeck, Tortilla Flats

31/8/2025, 4:17:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you tried wrapping them in something? Like food?

31/8/2025, 3:59:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mustache Man sure got that one right.

30/8/2025, 8:56:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Body double. They keep a special morbidly obese Secret Service agent around for just such occasions.

30/8/2025, 8:53:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The greatest horror movie ever made.

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30/8/2025, 8:40:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hexagonal card table added to thrift store list. My cabin has a very low ceiling fan that renders the middle of the room useless. Perfect spot for something big and awkward.

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30/8/2025, 7:14:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saint Vitus is about to dance.

30/8/2025, 6:48:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's always been a very long shot gamble: But if we can make it so that Trump doesn't enjoy being President, he'll resign. Feet first or in pieces has always been my first option.

30/8/2025, 6:46:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shitty image because I used a Chromebook. Screen capture tool didn't want to play nice.

30/8/2025, 6:30:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is some Crisis Actor playing golf to make us think Trump still lives. Crisis Actor. Or one of Musk's fucking robots. Do they make fat robots? Fatbots! Roll out!

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30/8/2025, 6:26:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 2019 release of COVID was likely accidental. The 2025 release will be deliberate.

30/8/2025, 6:22:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I played this for Rush Limbaugh. It worked.

30/8/2025, 6:20:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Economy? Trump is going for the Grand Prize: A Species Extinction Event named after himself. It'll be YUGE.

30/8/2025, 6:19:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you. I'm honored. But what I want to say requires no privacy.

30/8/2025, 6:10:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Powerful sign. Short, easy to read, sticks in the memory. Far better than trying to wedge a whole paragraph onto an old piece of cardboard. (Bless those folks too. But this is better.)

30/8/2025, 6:09:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have two ongoing conversations with people I know from other places. And a bazillion messages from someone named DELETED ACCOUNT who thinks I should know them better.

30/8/2025, 6:05:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cutting Federal Funding is a bug part of THE PROBLEM. Rethink. Redo.

30/8/2025, 5:21:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK Jr. has a roadkill fetish. I'm sure he's seen the insides of labs and other retrievers. But it's possums he loves best.

30/8/2025, 5:18:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Prayers for Donald Trump's health...

30/8/2025, 5:03:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got the hair and the voice. Gimme sword!

30/8/2025, 4:58:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Is Trump Dead Caturday.

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30/8/2025, 4:56:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congress critter email. Some times they reply. Or rather a terrified teen girl calls to say "The Congressman read your messages."

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30/8/2025, 12:53:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope won't do it. Bombs and bullets. Then garlic, wooden stakes and a lot of fire.

30/8/2025, 12:13:09 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who is the guy in the suit? You know it's not Stephen Miller because the sun is shining.

30/8/2025, 11:04:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're not going to be able.to go forward with the Old Constitution when this is all over. It failed. Miserably. We need a fresh start without states or electoral votes.

30/8/2025, 8:52:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's morning. What was it?

30/8/2025, 8:32:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grammes a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be REDUCED to twenty grammes a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that...

29/8/2025, 9:35:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus... I quit Facebook in January. Zuck showing his face at the Inauguration was too much for me.

29/8/2025, 9:28:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:23:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only one heartbeat away from being Hillbilly In Chief. Not only are we going to have to remove the gold crap from the Oval Office, but the couches will have to be burned.

29/8/2025, 2:18:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

29/8/2025, 1:32:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Thoughts and Prayers: May swift and sudden death come to Donald Trump. May swift and sudden death come to Vladimir Putin. May swift and sudden death come to Benjamin Netanyahu. May all my enemies go to Hell Goddamn Goddamn Goddamn Amen

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29/8/2025, 1:31:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This all happened on Emanuel Goldstein's watch.

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29/8/2025, 1:06:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God was masturbating.

29/8/2025, 7:24:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Young WHITE men.

29/8/2025, 7:20:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because God likes guns. youtu.be/gavlcbunY00?...

29/8/2025, 7:14:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember JD Vance. He was a politician once. What's he doing now?

29/8/2025, 7:10:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nazis. Cremation ovens. Been a thing for a while.

29/8/2025, 12:52:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whovian TARDIS technology. Nothing newer than the Fourth Doctor. Buttons need levers.

28/8/2025, 2:41:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The world has not come to that kind of end (solar flare destroying everything). We're going to have to destroy it ourselves and that may take a week or two longer.

28/8/2025, 2:36:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they think Trump is the answer they should be euthanized. They're beyond hope of ever getting better.

28/8/2025, 12:55:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome to BUST. I hope you are enjoying it. You earned it.

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28/8/2025, 12:42:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm starting to feel the same way about truck bombs.

28/8/2025, 9:52:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should put Mexican flags on THEIR cars.

28/8/2025, 12:16:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one, but no one, complained about the cheesy gift shop junk going away.

27/8/2025, 8:08:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump will use this as an excuse to take over Catholicism using the National Guard.

27/8/2025, 6:28:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the real world, this would be a victory. In this world, it probably means the guy is going to Uganda.

27/8/2025, 6:07:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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May Sonny Bono's thetan take a DC-9 space plane strait to Hell. IP and Copyright are totally fucked because we *the Good Ol USA*, fucked them. Public domain exists for a reason. You can't make everything property.

27/8/2025, 5:54:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm just as conflicted. But the idea that I should actually pay someone for clipart that I would otherwise just steal without credit doesn't keep me up at night. If your livelyhood depends on me doing the right thing, you're in the wrong business.

27/8/2025, 4:02:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When your taxonomic name is Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla you're bound to be cool.

27/8/2025, 12:37:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The song is about bribery and kickbacks, not a medical condition. In this setting, that's still applicable.

27/8/2025, 12:35:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm waiting for the stroke. Heart attack or anything else sudden.

27/8/2025, 12:23:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Them" Who or what are "They"?

27/8/2025, 10:38:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How is it you never get cluster fucked by all the "AI Rapes The Planet" starving artists? They're a faction that is pretty well over-represented on this platform.

27/8/2025, 10:37:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goats will pretty much fuck anything.

27/8/2025, 10:12:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing "natural" about an AI image. Remember that consensual sex is largely a human invention. Nature is perfectly happy with rape as a reproductive strategy. Nature us concerned with species survival and cares not about individuals.

27/8/2025, 10:10:06 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's walking in poop.

27/8/2025, 10:01:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today is National Dog Day. Here's my dog Shadow.

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26/8/2025, 3:28:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This post is proving to be a perfect way to locate accounts to block. On other people's sexuality: Minding your own business is the perfect expression of love.

26/8/2025, 10:03:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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POOP

26/8/2025, 9:10:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need to start KILLING Nazis. There is no peaceful way out of this.

26/8/2025, 9:09:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truck bombs now.

26/8/2025, 9:02:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not dead enough.

26/8/2025, 3:07:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could have told you that in 1980.

26/8/2025, 3:00:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An wxplosive device will take care of both problems in a blink of an eye.

26/8/2025, 1:17:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Natural isn't a criteria. Consenual sex is pretty much a human invention. Rape is extremely common in nature. Incest only a little less so. Nature just doesn't give a damn about individuals.

26/8/2025, 1:00:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where are they posting the information? It would be nice to identify to identify patterns.

26/8/2025, 12:29:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Israelites were never in Egypt. The Exodus story is historically false. It's a myth.

26/8/2025, 12:07:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crop failures will be a hoax too.

25/8/2025, 4:06:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll be happy to. You need not worry about me. I'm not advocating violence. I'm prophecying it.

25/8/2025, 2:36:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some day, maybe sooner than either of us would like, a car fire on the 14th Street Bridge may save your life.

25/8/2025, 1:40:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop the Gaza Genoside. Fuck Israel.

25/8/2025, 12:35:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a US civil war, you are the battlefield.

25/8/2025, 12:10:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you get Trump on that thing?

25/8/2025, 11:39:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But have you seen complete grid lock recently?

25/8/2025, 11:37:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thing is DC only needs a traffic jam to shut it down. You block those bridges, DC dies.

25/8/2025, 11:27:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that 21.54 each or for the whole stack? Cheapest I can find used ones is six dollars each.

25/8/2025, 11:12:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Four months later" is in a different quarter and won't affect the bonuses of those making stupid decisions. End of month, end of quarter and end of year is the only future American business understands. There is nothing else.

25/8/2025, 11:08:25 AM | 75 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Highfather's son, traded in ransom to Darkseid and Granny Goodness.

24/8/2025, 8:05:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The working definition of 'ultra-processed' is foods that you would not be able to make in a conventional kitchen using common ingredients. Unless you have a deep fryer at home, that includes a LOT of fast food.

24/8/2025, 5:31:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I needed a way to remember the thing about baby shampoo. Might come in handy.

24/8/2025, 5:25:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In other religious news: Supreme Master Television is sounding more and more like a suicide cult. They are predicting massive solar flares next week and want everyone to run their prayer wheel mantra app on all their phones and tablets to chant the badness away. No shit.

24/8/2025, 1:54:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view