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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social

I’ve seen a lot of people compare autistic folks to cats, and so what I wanna know is - do all cat rules apply? If I’m lying on top of you, are you legally not allowed to move? I need to know, for science.

jul 12, 2025, 12:02 pm • 203 10

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wicked-senses.bsky.social @wicked-senses.bsky.social

As long as I can breath you can stay

jul 13, 2025, 3:35 am • 1 0 • view
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The_truthurts @ohyeahisee.bsky.social

CATS DO THIS BECAUSE OF TWO THINGS : THE RHYTHM YOUR HEART MAKES IS CALMING, AND THEY USE YOUR BODY HEAT TO PUT THEM TO SLEEP. I HAD AN EX GF ONCE DO THE SAME THING ALOT. NOT SURE THAT IS SCIENTIFIC ENOUGH THOUGH.

jul 13, 2025, 2:13 am • 2 0 • view
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Jim 🇨🇦 @justjim12.bsky.social

Only if the house is on fire.

jul 13, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
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PacificNorthWexican 🌱 🫘💚🐼 is at #ATmosphereConf @mandertang.bsky.social

If i leap and jump onto your back and attach myself…you have to address me and my needs immediately- correct?

jul 12, 2025, 3:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social

Yes. I don't make the laws. It's weird though.

jul 12, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social

You'll have to weight and find out.

jul 22, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Barak-Har Elkin @barak-har-elkin.bsky.social

If I move so much as a muscle, you're permitted to hiss, scratch, and bite. [Little Mr Grey Cat's 4th Theorem]

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jul 13, 2025, 2:35 am • 2 0 • view
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Dan @dbachiu.bsky.social

I am NEVER going to be the one that ends a cuddle

jul 12, 2025, 5:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rémusat @remusat.bsky.social

Nope. No moving.

jul 13, 2025, 12:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pär-Erik Segolsson @pesegolsson.bsky.social

not intill you roll over and demand belly rubs! ;)

jul 12, 2025, 12:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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maplecoextec.bsky.social @maplecoextec.bsky.social

iam more a hibernating bear. kidneys will always speak when most comfortable XD

jul 13, 2025, 5:20 am • 0 0 • view
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Planet ADHD @fatherbrian.bsky.social

I'm married to an autistic, and no we are not allowed to move.

jul 12, 2025, 1:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Antifa Crone @cheriegrant.bsky.social

Not always, but I do need you to go out every night and hunt mice and bring them to me in your mouth.

jul 13, 2025, 4:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Expatsy @expatsy.bsky.social

I'm not autistic myself and I am often compared to a cat - must be because I don't give a fuck

jul 13, 2025, 4:23 am • 0 0 • view
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knowunreally.bsky.social @knowunreally.bsky.social

Show 'em your butt! Look right at 'em when you do it!

jul 13, 2025, 4:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social

Nope. And I'll purr a lot. 😋

jul 13, 2025, 4:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social

You must feed me snacks even if there’s food. I’ll get on your computer and knock stuff off your table to just watch it fall. Touch me. BUT DONT TOUCH ME!!

jul 12, 2025, 2:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rebecca Meredith @rmeredith.bsky.social

I am literally reading this while holding up a cat. It’s her due, and I her humble heating pad.

jul 13, 2025, 5:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Amo387 @amo387.bsky.social

Against my better judgement, I'm going to answer your question. BUT, I'm gonna answer it with a question of my own: Much like with a cat, why would one *want* to move in such a situation?

jul 12, 2025, 12:09 pm • 2 0 • view