Noah Kahan lyrics would have gone so hard as AIM away messages
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Noah Kahan lyrics would have gone so hard as AIM away messages
Yesssss
I can’t explain the math to you, but of all the personal trainers at the Y it just makes sense to me that the non-binary one would be the one to have experience with EDS/hypermobility 🤷🏻♀️ (Fingers crossed)
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
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Just put death by luteal phase in my obituary
I get hundreds, sometimes thousands, of comments and interactions per day on tiktok. I have no idea who you are or why you think you made me feel unsafe over there.
Melanoma 👍🏻
“I like your lipgloss” Thanks, it’s actually grease from eating sweet potato tempura 😀
All words are made up. Hope this helps 😀👍🏻
Me: Why do I have SO MUCH upper back pain lately?? Also me: *has been intentionally subluxating my shoulders so I can reach to clean and bandage the biopsy site between my shoulder blades every day* Me: It’s a ✨mystery✨
You don’t need a prescription for steak and lattes. How this fucking helps 👍🏻
Why would we do that? You know WE’RE the ones who put the tariff in place, right? This is a consequence of the US’ own actions.
Cronching on a full sized sheet of wasabi seaweed during the Discord date to assert dominance
THRIVING 🥲
I can’t, actually 😅 but I probably would if I could
The Canadian pharmacy called me today to tell me they’ve paused all consumer-ordered meds being shipped to the US due to the tariffs 🙃👍🏻
Which part do you need explained?
Super weird to insinuate that they can’t both exist in the same space, bud.
My therapist keeps trying to convince me a crush isn’t a sign of mental illness, and idk sounds sus to me
LOL WAIT NO I mean true, BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT 😅
“Stop looking at your friends like you’re in love with them” Lol no. Love your friends more, loser.
Lol I told my therapist I genuinely prefer direct communication now, and she was like “you’re welcome”
For someone who is fatigued every second of the day, I'm surprisingly bad at sleeping
*smiling through tears and gritted teeth* I LOVE BEING A LIMINAL PERSON 😀
LOLLLLLL
“I’ll find you in every timeline” idk sounds like a lot of effort I’ll follow you on every platform though
DO NOT CALL THE COPS FOR MENTAL HEALTH CHECKS IN DC. Now more than ever. Unless you want it to be the last call you make or the last time you see a person.
Can I come over and organize the condiments in your fridge from most to least expired?
Then literally what was the point of your first comment? You just wanted to hear yourself talk? Do it on your own page, kiddo.
You don’t have to understand it. Hope this helps 👍🏻
*whispers with tears in eyes* I can’t do it again. I can’t go through the “getting to know someone” phase again. I CAN’T. Can we PLEASE just absorb each other’s history through osmosis 😭
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO THRIVE UNDER THESE CONDITIONS [cloudy during the Perseid meteor shower]
I didn’t say WHICH crimes
Me: *genuinely offers to commit multiple crimes to get my mother the medication she needs* Mom: NO!! …Well… ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ
My most self-destructive trait these days is convincing myself that people I like are so cool they’d obviously never want to be friends with me, because I’m Just Some Guy
My bank account watching me plan another road trip
The last time my dermatologist removed the stitches from my excision, she said “this looks perfect, you’ve done a great job taking care of it” and I’ve been chasing that high ever since
There's a whole lot of life left to live. A lot more art to make. A lot more love to give. A lot more showers to cry in.
50/50 chance
I mean, if you don’t want my affection just say that
I’ve never seen it 😅
Pebbling? I’ll throw chunks of raw rose quartz directly at your head
Update 2: *defeated whisper* we will be driving
What I learned today about my caffeine sensitivity: ✅ 1 decaf earl grey tea 😀👍🏻 ❌ 2 DECAF EARL GREY TEA 🙅🙅🙅
Sorry, I didn’t hear anything you just said, What It Sounds Like from KPop Demon Hunters was playing on repeat in my head
Update: apparently one of her doctors told her it’s because of the change in cabin pressure, so I fear I likely will not win this battle 🙃
I am also counting on me, because she wants us to go to Maine together this autumn, and I… don’t really want to make that drive again if I don’t have to 🤣
Currently trying to help my mother understand that a 12 hour drive is a higher blood clot risk than a 2 hour flight - because it’s not being on a plane that increases the risk, it’s being immobile for long periods of time.
Anyway, I’ve never met a good man who felt the need to -tell- me he was a Good Man.
Me when I’m not comfortable: *responds in short, calculated, relevant sentences* Me when I’m comfortable: ʸᵃᵖᵖᶦⁿᵍ and yapping and Yapping and YAPPING and ʏᴀᴘᴘɪɴɢ and 𝕪𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 and 𝔂𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓰 and ✨yapping✨ and 🎶yapping🎶 and 🕺yapping💃 and ♥️yapping💔 and ɓuıddɐʎ and—
Me at the beginning of a 3 hour video call with my best friend: So, I cried over a completely ludicrous (but quite cinematic) scenario I made up in my head again
I left so many pieces of myself in parking lots. Sometimes I wonder if they’re still there. If I could someday get them back.
It’s a weird combo of “that’s neat 😀” and “I NEVER WANT TO BE PERCEIVED”
It took approximately 3 weeks of Being Able to Eat Restaurant Food Again (severe OCD stopped me for about 6 years) for the local sushi place to know me by name…
If you want an idea of how my first therapy session back went - we made an appointment for an extra session because we ran out of time lollllll
“Sorry for talking so much 😅” I would commit several crimes if it meant I got to hear you yap for just five more minutes
I have one reliable joke, and it’s… Me. I’m the joke.
Down bad!!? More like, “put me down” lollll amirite? Please take me out back and shoot me.
Gonna have to start my next therapy session with, “in my defense, you were on vacation, so my brain has been unsupervised for much longer than usual-“
😂😂😂
When you realize you need to wrap your leg over something while you sleep to prevent hip pain, consider: A Man: - Sweaty - Might snore - Eats your food in the morning A body pillow: - No bones, so comfy - Hypoallergenic - Won’t disrupt your nervous system, future plans, or PH balance
LOLLL
Bestie: who are you texting with that smile? 😏 Me: I’m posting a picture of my sushi 😀
Yeeeaahhh, I already know SOME of the things she’s gonna say 😅 I’m already prepared for the (justifiably) smug ‘I TOLD YOU SO’ 🤣
My therapist is going to be so annoyed that I won’t have much to say about my trip in our next session. It was great, but it will have been three weeks by the time I see her, so. I don’t remember most of what happened 😀 It changed me at my core, and also I forget why 👍🏻
Heyyy [with the intention of convincing myself you’re mad at me for the rest of our lives]
I think that must be the key lol
This one, I fear, is less effective on me because I come from a family of farmers lol
Being IN the car while it was happening, too… 🥵
Had to rethink where I fall on the ace spectrum the first time I saw someone parallel park effortlessly
I’m so sorry 😩💜🫂
Anyway, turns out my burning mouth syndrome was being caused by the med that should have been helping the burning mouth syndrome 😀👍🏻
I support this! I actually only ended up drinking one blue Gatorade the entire trip 😅 I was chugging LMNT the whole time
Yoooooo that IS me!!!
See, we couldn’t be friends. And that’s okay.
Duh
BAAAAAHAHAHAHA
If we’re gonna be friends, you gotta be cool with me sending you pictures of dead bugs I find and saying “lol that’s you”
No rizz, just big brown eyes and telling them their quirks sound a lot like autism
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
I mean, I keep my phone on silence at all times, so nobody gets any tone at all lol
Asking people to hug me with the force of three collapsing stars in the hopes it will crush my bones back into place
Third base is when I allow your notifications to bypass sleep mode on my phone
Those may land better, I’ll get back to you
Y’all know I’ve been spending a lot of time in the Outernet for the first time in half a decade? Well, yesterday I found out Dead Dad jokes don’t land the same way out there.
Lolllll apparently it was the opposite of that
🤣 yes, he’s so lucky that I’m going to joke about wanting a divorce for the next 2-7 business weeks
Lol FIVE RANDOM PEOPLE at the gig last night thought I was the musician’s wife
Found out today I actually have Resting Wife Face
Exaaaaactly
I almost booked the cheapest places (which, these days, are still not very cheap) for this trip. And then I read the reviews. I think the fact that I never wore my glasses when I was younger did a lot of heavy lifting LOL
Not wiping down a single surface, shoveling fistfuls of snacks into their mouth after touching the remote 😭
Hotel rooms hit very different as an adult with Contamination OCD Young-me really used to raw-dog these floors? No slippers? No flip flops? Not even socks??
I’m mostly powered by the energy generated from the friction between complete delusion and overwhelming self awareness
It’s better without
It’s very important to me that you all know my therapist used the phrase “dicked down” in our last session.
I’ve seen a lot of people compare autistic folks to cats, and so what I wanna know is - do all cat rules apply? If I’m lying on top of you, are you legally not allowed to move? I need to know, for science.
Trump administration will continue a program that allows certain employers to pay workers with disabilities less than minimum wage, effectively ending efforts to bring their wages in line with those of nondisabled workers.