Asking people to hug me with the force of three collapsing stars in the hopes it will crush my bones back into place
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As a notoriously heavy hugger this is the kind of request that would only end in tragedy
jul 22, 2025, 6:44 pm • 1 0 • view
sadly, all i can offer is a digital hug and that doesn't really have the same effect!
jul 22, 2025, 8:31 am • 1 0 • view
Time for a good chiropractor. One who takes x-rays before your session.
jul 22, 2025, 8:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
jul 23, 2025, 2:15 am • 2 0 • view
roller
jul 22, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
One of those “pop my back like a high school desk” moments
jul 22, 2025, 8:35 am • 2 0 • view