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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com

me: him being out of the public eye for two days and not even golfing on the holiday weekend really is pretty unusual @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social: maybe loomer got a tongue ring

aug 29, 2025, 11:58 pm • 559 36

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Brock Laser @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 12:00 am • 24 0 • view
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Mark Shore @markshore.bsky.social

*BREAKING NEWS*¹ President's coffin seen at White House ¹ November 1963

wide angle color photo of JFK's coffin lying in state at the White House, draped with the flag and with an honor guard
aug 30, 2025, 12:04 am • 6 0 • view
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social

Lol 🤮

aug 30, 2025, 12:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Shriketastic @shriketastic.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
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bubba @jortscity.bsky.social

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

aug 30, 2025, 12:05 am • 5 0 • view
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E.B. Hutchins @ebhutchins.bsky.social

what the fuck is wrong with you...like for real

aug 30, 2025, 2:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex @val-apocalypse.satan.social

And what, she killed him sucking his dick? He's an old man, he can't survive tongue ring head.

aug 30, 2025, 12:41 am • 0 0 • view
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S.E. Sinkhorn @sesinkhorn.bsky.social

nnnoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

aug 30, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

Jfc GLHM

aug 30, 2025, 12:07 am • 9 0 • view
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Art Demon @incubusintraining.bsky.social

Didn't need that thought put in my host's head.

aug 29, 2025, 11:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐 @thecrazedspruce.bsky.social

Yeah, but that only accounts for, like, two minutes, tops.

aug 30, 2025, 3:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Ordinary Rendition @renderjudgment.bsky.social

Very in keeping with @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social's Lowtax speedrun arc.

aug 30, 2025, 12:15 am • 2 0 • view
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TR Dark23 @trdark23.bsky.social

Or a bifurcation. Tongue stud is so 90s.

aug 30, 2025, 12:55 am • 0 0 • view
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nihilisticuffs @nihilisticuffs.com

A still from 'No Country For Old Men' featuring Tommy Lee Jones' character holding a newspaper and looking, full of disapproval, at an off-camera speaker.
aug 30, 2025, 12:32 am • 2 0 • view
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Dantifa @danalmont.bsky.social

I don’t get tha . . . Oh. Eww.

aug 30, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Shuffles416 @shuffles416.bsky.social

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social

oh goddammit

aug 30, 2025, 3:34 am • 35 0 • view
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Franklin D. Roosefella @roosefella.bsky.social

Even in early stages of CHF, golfing would be tough.

aug 30, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Maria Thaldore ☀️🔆🏳️ 🔵 @mariathaldore.bsky.social

This sucks

aug 30, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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pockets and sedition @yoboseiyo.bsky.social

sir.

aug 30, 2025, 12:08 am • 0 0 • view
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“allen” @tinolqa.bsky.social

I regret having eyes to read this

aug 30, 2025, 1:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Mr. Fahrenheit @mrfahrenheit.bsky.social

WHY

aug 30, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social

why golikehellmachine why

aug 30, 2025, 12:05 am • 129 0 • view
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com

don't blame me darth this was all @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social's fault!

aug 30, 2025, 12:06 am • 61 0 • view
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social

really there is so much blame to go around darth, it is all of us who are bad

aug 30, 2025, 12:07 am • 14 0 • view
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social

ilu darth but i regret nothing

aug 30, 2025, 12:07 am • 48 0 • view
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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social

To be fair, that could kill him.

aug 30, 2025, 3:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social

has rfk approved any eye bleach yet

aug 30, 2025, 3:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Cymurai @wanderthedesert.bsky.social

Thanks putting the image of Trump’s toes curling, in my head

aug 30, 2025, 12:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Jimmy G @leontrout.bsky.social

Overcursed

aug 30, 2025, 12:25 am • 0 0 • view
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:32 am • 2 0 • view
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Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social

Oh come on please not on a weekend when I might need to take painkillers at zero notice

aug 30, 2025, 12:01 am • 9 0 • view
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Kathy Castro @kathycastro.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Jonathan Eilbeck @jonathaneilbeck.bsky.social

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Bobson Dugnutt @foolishmortal.bsky.social

The best time to delete this was when it entered your brain. The second best time to delete this is right fucking now.

aug 30, 2025, 12:07 am • 3 0 • view
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Pope Francis II @francisgasparini.bsky.social

GOD DAMN IT GLHM

aug 30, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Dawn @502eire.lol

mind you I never asked to learn how to read

aug 30, 2025, 12:11 am • 25 0 • view
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social

I just taught my daughter to read and now I wonder if I’ve made a horrible mistake.

aug 30, 2025, 3:44 am • 9 0 • view
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Torturously Okay *PROTECT TRANS KIDS* @torturouslyokay.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social

I regret literacy

aug 30, 2025, 4:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Cocky Bovine @cockybovine.me

Meme of man dialing Thanos on his smartphone.
aug 30, 2025, 4:04 am • 3 0 • view
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Tredain, fluffy one @tredain.bsky.social

Using holy water as eye drops to clear the sin that just crossed my eyes
aug 30, 2025, 6:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Il Pomodoro @dabenner.bsky.social

I can be in Portland 5 pm tomorrow.

aug 30, 2025, 12:02 am • 11 0 • view
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A Lad Named Brad @aladnamedbrad.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Skeets McGee @emmreef.bsky.social

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social

Good art makes you feel something and i feel sick

aug 30, 2025, 4:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Wes Flinn (derogatory) @wesflinn.bsky.social

A Photoshop of the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio lifting off like a rocket with the caption FUCK THIS I’M OUT
aug 30, 2025, 1:20 am • 17 4 • view
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social

Someone holding a phone out towards a female statue who stares at it in horror/disbelief
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sweetrhesus.bsky.social @sweetrhesus.bsky.social

😆

aug 30, 2025, 12:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Rob Wieland 🔜 Milwaukee Horror Con @robowieland.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 12:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social

Come on man … this used to be a family show (You don’t got to come on man. That was very funny)

aug 30, 2025, 12:14 am • 0 0 • view
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theoretical vibe physicist @matthewraskob.bsky.social

we love to see it, think about it, etc!

aug 30, 2025, 12:04 am • 3 0 • view
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Glonzo Journalism @scriban.bsky.social

I regret learning to read.

aug 30, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Sharon Z @sharonz.bsky.social

TerribleDayToHaveEyes.jpeg

aug 30, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Wanda Maximoff 🐈 @westviewwandam.bsky.social

Here’s my bill for the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind treatment I just got GLHM. I accept Venmo and CashApp 😵🤢

aug 30, 2025, 12:09 am • 5 0 • view
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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social

what a terrible day to be literate

aug 30, 2025, 12:06 am • 38 0 • view
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expedition 60 prospect @swolecialism.bsky.social

Yeah, that would track

aug 30, 2025, 12:01 am • 28 0 • view
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dooanon.bsky.social @dooanon.bsky.social

Where's the alcohol??

aug 30, 2025, 12:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social

I’m coming back around on Cotton Mather

aug 30, 2025, 2:29 am • 8 0 • view
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social

Will this be like a King Tut situation where Loomer gets boxed with him?

aug 30, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 0 • view
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The Classy Alcoholic @theclassyalcoholic.net

Rick Grimes looking upset at a phone
aug 30, 2025, 12:02 am • 39 0 • view
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Vague Pariah @vaguepariah.bsky.social

Always cmon man why you gotta do us dirty like that?

aug 30, 2025, 12:23 am • 2 0 • view
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The Hot Stepper @gusto1904.bsky.social

At least when they try to use a body double like Putin, we will be able to clearly tell from the missing scar on his ear from the assassination attempt. Oh wait

aug 30, 2025, 12:02 am • 3 0 • view
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Usili (Sage) 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social

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TheBaroness @thebaroness.bsky.social

Oh, my.

aug 30, 2025, 4:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Mark Walters @markwalters.bsky.social

Jesus fucking Christ man

aug 30, 2025, 12:08 am • 0 0 • view