me: him being out of the public eye for two days and not even golfing on the holiday weekend really is pretty unusual @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social: maybe loomer got a tongue ring
me: him being out of the public eye for two days and not even golfing on the holiday weekend really is pretty unusual @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social: maybe loomer got a tongue ring
*BREAKING NEWS*¹ President's coffin seen at White House ¹ November 1963
Lol 🤮
I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you
what the fuck is wrong with you...like for real
And what, she killed him sucking his dick? He's an old man, he can't survive tongue ring head.
nnnoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jfc GLHM
Didn't need that thought put in my host's head.
Yeah, but that only accounts for, like, two minutes, tops.
Very in keeping with @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social's Lowtax speedrun arc.
Or a bifurcation. Tongue stud is so 90s.
I don’t get tha . . . Oh. Eww.
oh goddammit
Even in early stages of CHF, golfing would be tough.
This sucks
sir.
I regret having eyes to read this
WHY
why golikehellmachine why
don't blame me darth this was all @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social's fault!
really there is so much blame to go around darth, it is all of us who are bad
ilu darth but i regret nothing
To be fair, that could kill him.
has rfk approved any eye bleach yet
Thanks putting the image of Trump’s toes curling, in my head
Overcursed
Oh come on please not on a weekend when I might need to take painkillers at zero notice
The best time to delete this was when it entered your brain. The second best time to delete this is right fucking now.
GOD DAMN IT GLHM
mind you I never asked to learn how to read
I just taught my daughter to read and now I wonder if I’ve made a horrible mistake.
I regret literacy
I can be in Portland 5 pm tomorrow.
Good art makes you feel something and i feel sick
😆
Come on man … this used to be a family show (You don’t got to come on man. That was very funny)
we love to see it, think about it, etc!
I regret learning to read.
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Here’s my bill for the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind treatment I just got GLHM. I accept Venmo and CashApp 😵🤢
what a terrible day to be literate
Yeah, that would track
Where's the alcohol??
I’m coming back around on Cotton Mather
Will this be like a King Tut situation where Loomer gets boxed with him?
Always cmon man why you gotta do us dirty like that?
At least when they try to use a body double like Putin, we will be able to clearly tell from the missing scar on his ear from the assassination attempt. Oh wait
Oh, my.
Jesus fucking Christ man