is his face expanding

He looks like crap. His head and neck are all puffed up.

I’m just having fun, not seriously proposing new conspiracies. But…that’s a different guy, right? Wrong nose. Wrong ear. Wrong jowls, even. That’s a different fat white guy.

Man, Slurp the zombie from Wednesday season 2 looks better than he does.

Last night was practice for the real deal.

Body double (jk)

At the very least it's an interesting experiment in how much a person having access to the best health care on the planet can keep a sundowning old man in bad health going.

we already did that with Reagan. Too long :( that said, Trump's probably in much worse physical shape, and we didn't see most of Reagan's later years--when'd he leave office, about at Trump's age now? late stage Alzheimer's is basically bedridden and silent, generally. my grandma, anyway.

How does he sound though? I think at some point he’s not gonna be able to keep up his bombastic voice, even with drugs.

Oh it’ll start up again soon enough

yeah these rumors wont die lol they only get stronger

they did say ‘proof of life’ not ‘proof of health’ 🤷🏻‍♀️

This is a proof of life picture that really cuts against proof of health

Looking somewhat worse than the other day, which was somewhat worse than the week before that...

I’m curious if this marks a new chapter. The looming threat takes on a different vibe when there’s an obvious expiration date.

Lmao you know they kicked his ass out of bed and rolled him in front of the cameras to head this off though

Kinda think he actually is in really bad health and we wouldn't have seen him if everyone hadn't started speculating.

Obviously this means we need to keep speculating and disallow any rest he might need

Yeeeeah I’m thinking that too We need to make sure we do this every time he goes quiet so he never gets a moment of rest

Kinda cruel to send granddaughter along to perhaps view his final moments, dontcha think?

Cruel or a treat? Maybe she’s earned it.

It could still happen at any moment!

they scraped that man out of his bed and forced him to do a proof of life photo op I love that stress for him

Kai? Seems kinda woke.

Aw

still not passing the "driving a golf cart screaming at the media" test yet

Who knows when he actually goes (and I think people put way too much on the event anyway), but I'm perfectly willing to believe that he's *dying*. Modern medicine can make it a slow process, but an inevitable one.

Love that he needs to wear his name on his shirt so he doesn't forget it

i'm just mad that one of his failsons named their child Kai. Leave my name out of their rotten mouths.

And it’s a boy’s name too

For a brief golden moment, we were happy though, weren't we? Good times.

The hope is still alive in our hearts lol

I saw the future it was beautiful

Well, it was Vance, really, but we could pretend.

I mean, that dude sucks but what we've got going for us is that he's a walking ick

Great warm-up, guys gals and enby pals. At least he visibly hasn’t gotten any healthier

The other place is investigating if this is footage from 2023

Even people from his own neck of the woods thought he was dead

Man, that picture makes speculation that they were playing his favorite music at high volume because he was non-responsive seem less silly.