The new Tesla Diner is open in Los Angeles and I won’t speak on political things but $11 breakfast tacos?! In the city of Los Angeles?! With American cheese?! $13 for A HOT DOG?!
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A photographer on scene tells me of the $13 hot dog at the newly opened Tesla Diner in Los Angeles that it’s “The driest, most flavorless wiener I have had the displeasure of putting in my mouth.” Another- “a robot scoops popcorn into buckets, and at least 50% of the volume of the scoop falls out.”
jul 22, 2025, 1:41 am • 750 122 • view
Need video of the popcorn bot.
jul 22, 2025, 1:44 am • 11 0 • view
Note that for the other tasks, these are human servers. So either Musk likes paying employees... lol Or his super robot is not capable of doing anything else and is therefore less competent than a human. www.yelp.com/biz_photos/t...
jul 22, 2025, 2:04 am • 21 3 • view
Poptimus
jul 22, 2025, 4:10 am • 6 0 • view
Poptimus Crime.
jul 23, 2025, 1:23 am • 2 0 • view
So, like, even the robot is fake.
jul 22, 2025, 2:26 am • 2 0 • view
No, it's true, but it's supposed to be a high-tech machine capable of many things, and it was deliberately limited to a very basic and repetitive action. Musk's investors should question the true capabilities of the machine they helped fund.
jul 22, 2025, 2:53 am • 4 0 • view
After all, Tesla is currently on trial for overselling the capabilities of its flagship product. It's a precedent that should have already alerted investors to this company, whose stock price is already abnormal (because of unrealistic promises) by industry standards and the quantities it sells.
jul 22, 2025, 2:59 am • 3 0 • view
Pretty sure that robot is being tele-operated.
jul 22, 2025, 2:26 am • 13 0 • view
This wouldn't be the first time with Elon's robots but it's not necessary Musk's robots are supposed to be powered by AI and mimic humans. But this one has only one task to do and doesn't even need to move its legs. You don't need a human for a simple fairground automaton.
jul 22, 2025, 2:47 am • 4 0 • view
lol how do you f up a hot dog
jul 22, 2025, 1:44 am • 63 0 • view
You let Eric Greenspan put “new school” American cheese jizz all over it.
jul 22, 2025, 3:09 am • 4 0 • view
Buy them from 7-Eleven and resell them 8 hours later
jul 22, 2025, 3:05 am • 9 0 • view
Musk’s speciality: not giving an actual “care in the world” about any product - only caring about sales gained from his (so called) “cult ‘hero’” status / followers
jul 22, 2025, 2:21 am • 29 0 • view
I’m sure if he sticks around long enough for Elon to make an appearance, he’ll discover one that’s even worse.
jul 22, 2025, 1:44 am • 2 0 • view
And why is a kids grilled cheese $13 (!) while a regular grilled cheese is $9? I get that the kids one comes with fries but hoo boy, that is pricey for bread+butter+American cheese.
jul 22, 2025, 4:09 am • 8 0 • view
Maybe the crust removal = a $5 surcharge
jul 22, 2025, 4:10 am • 7 0 • view
Pah! Just jumping on the VW bandwagon, they've been making superb currywurst for decades, which have an official VW part number, as does the sauce that goes with them. Plus, they're cheaper than $13, and huge!
jul 22, 2025, 3:57 pm • 10 1 • view
So you’re telling us it’s the Tesla Model Y of restaurants?
jul 22, 2025, 3:42 am • 3 0 • view
No, it‘s made in a real house, not a tent.
jul 22, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
That's not fair. At least with the model Y there are lemon laws to protect you.
jul 22, 2025, 1:32 pm • 1 0 • view
I'd kill for a jonathan gold review of this place
jul 22, 2025, 1:48 am • 82 0 • view
If I remember the documentary correctly, later on, he only reviewed places he liked. But maybe he would have made an exception for this.
jul 22, 2025, 4:39 am • 6 0 • view
Well, I’m not sure he *liked* Vespertine, but he wrote a killer review of the restaurant. Still miss him and Anthony Bourdain, both passing within a month of each other. www.latimes.com/food/jonatha...
jul 22, 2025, 5:24 am • 13 0 • view
The Google Review crew is out in full force. They’re giving 5 stars just for posting the menu
jul 22, 2025, 2:12 am • 1 1 • view
- So not ‘epic’ then…?
jul 22, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
the taste comes from vibes
jul 22, 2025, 1:45 am • 2 0 • view
Yaaay!
jul 22, 2025, 10:44 am • 0 0 • view
I’m sure Elon has heard that about his wiener many times.
jul 22, 2025, 3:07 am • 23 0 • view
It’s the Woody Allen joke - it’s just awful, and the portion is so small.
jul 22, 2025, 4:39 am • 1 0 • view
Trump-branded, Musk-branded, and Tesla-branded food is of the same level. It is best to stay away. You can easily find something much, much better.
jul 22, 2025, 2:15 am • 1 0 • view
Ok. Now I want to see how bad the robots really are at their jobs, so I can feel more secure in mine.
jul 22, 2025, 4:13 am • 5 0 • view
Must not have added the Waygu beef chili to that dog for an additional $3.
jul 22, 2025, 1:46 am • 11 0 • view
No way they actually used waygu for chili, and if they did it’s a crime, even if it’s just for the sheer Veblen of it.
jul 22, 2025, 3:44 am • 10 0 • view
wagyu cows have little bits of gristle between their joints too -- our patented beef-hoses spray all of it straight into our patented chili receptacles
jul 22, 2025, 3:53 am • 3 0 • view
Not quite that far down the process chain but yes generating wagyu steaks generates lots of wagyu scraps for ground beef.
jul 22, 2025, 9:22 am • 0 0 • view
... That's what she said
jul 22, 2025, 2:44 pm • 0 0 • view
cheese sauce on your chicken and waffles? Gross. Roscoe's would never!!!
jul 22, 2025, 3:02 am • 13 0 • view
What What Did Grok choose the menu
jul 22, 2025, 4:12 am • 11 0 • view
Please tell your L.A. peeps to post updates but only if they are really, really bad (assuming they must be)!! Also, if you're going to buy a hot dog in a L.A., please go straight to Pink's.
jul 22, 2025, 3:00 am • 7 0 • view
what can be worse than a dry wiener in your mouth...
jul 22, 2025, 2:30 am • 2 0 • view
The haters are deliberately ignoring the fact that a portion of that priice is to offset the R&D costs of Tesla's Full Self Digesting package.
jul 22, 2025, 1:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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jul 22, 2025, 3:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Sure, why pay a teenager minimum wage, when for a million or so, you can get butter on a robot!
jul 22, 2025, 4:03 pm • 7 0 • view
Man, it's ugly. la.urbanize.city/post/teslas-...
jul 22, 2025, 3:07 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm just surprised he didn't call it "Z"
jul 22, 2025, 2:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Ah nostalgic 50's popcorn robot… and wagyu chili
jul 22, 2025, 3:50 am • 6 0 • view
But it comes with a side of sauerkraut and lebensraum.
jul 22, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
A friend posted that he went there today 🙄🙄🙄🙄
jul 22, 2025, 3:49 am • 2 0 • view
Keep your chin up and remember that you're young and have plenty of time to make new friends ahead of you!
jul 22, 2025, 1:31 pm • 1 0 • view
lol, but I’m not
jul 22, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Then you better hurry!
jul 22, 2025, 7:04 pm • 2 0 • view
🤦🏽♀️
jul 22, 2025, 3:52 am • 1 0 • view
A $7 hot dog from Pink's can feed a family of four.
jul 22, 2025, 2:43 am • 22 0 • view
I believe a hot dog should cost half as much as a hamburger because two hot dogs is equal to one hamburger. The scale of that restaurant is all wrong
jul 22, 2025, 3:11 am • 8 0 • view
There is literally Zero things wrong with Pink's.
jul 22, 2025, 3:57 am • 3 0 • view
GYATT....
jul 22, 2025, 12:41 pm • 1 0 • view
I would argue that nothing is wrong with Pink’s. Nothing at all.
jul 22, 2025, 3:13 am • 4 0 • view
I've never been there but from the menu it looks like those hot dogs might equal a hamburger
jul 22, 2025, 3:15 am • 3 0 • view
It is 400 miles away from me right now, that is a very wrong thing It might be me that’s wrong though
jul 22, 2025, 4:11 am • 1 0 • view
I'm such a contrarian when it comes to The Popular Thing, but man, do I love me some Pink's Hot Dogs.
jul 22, 2025, 3:19 am • 6 0 • view
The parking situation there is nightmarish.
jul 22, 2025, 3:44 am • 1 0 • view
That's evergreen for LA tho...so...but...okay. THAT ONE THING
jul 22, 2025, 3:58 am • 1 0 • view
It was a great culinary treat but it proved to be a pricey one. I got a ticket at 1 AM which made it even worse.
jul 22, 2025, 4:00 am • 1 0 • view
AH...yes. That...that would suck. My home city is pricey pain in the ass and I miss it every day.
jul 22, 2025, 4:01 am • 1 0 • view
mmmmm pink's
jul 22, 2025, 3:06 am • 2 0 • view
And Pink’s is like a half mile from the Tesla diner
jul 22, 2025, 4:01 am • 11 0 • view
Yeah but the line at Pink's is an hour long, while the Tesla diner's gonna be a ghost town in a week.
jul 22, 2025, 3:06 pm • 3 0 • view
Funny, that's what every woman who's been with Elon said, too
jul 22, 2025, 2:04 am • 7 1 • view
jul 22, 2025, 1:56 am • 3 0 • view
So, engineered as well as his cars and rockets. Shocked. 🙄
jul 22, 2025, 5:52 pm • 2 0 • view
This was well worth the people behind Republique torching their credibility. Also because it can't be said enough, Republique and Little Fatty / Fatty Mart support MAGA and people shouldn't go there.
jul 22, 2025, 3:07 am • 2 0 • view
What is it with nazis and beef tallow frying? Like, I love the idea cause it sounds delicious, but I've literally only seen it offered in restaurants that were either run by nazis or advertising to them
aug 12, 2025, 6:05 am • 0 0 • view
yeah i’ll stick to my Applebees
jul 22, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
But hey, at least their fries are specifically fried in Tallow for maximum maga
jul 22, 2025, 1:32 am • 15 0 • view
And cane-sugar sodas but TBF those are pretty common in LA
jul 22, 2025, 1:38 am • 4 0 • view
It's not clear to me if you're expressing outrage or wonderment.
jul 22, 2025, 6:46 am • 2 0 • view
I’d love to dunk on Elon and yes, this menu looks atrocious. But these are all pretty standard LA prices unfortunately.
jul 22, 2025, 4:38 am • 3 0 • view
It's all awful and uninspired, but the prices aren't that far off from what we see in the PNW. $15 for a sandwich is getting to be pretty common. 😒
jul 22, 2025, 3:23 am • 2 1 • view
I have second hand embarrassment from this menu. Snap-O-Razzo? Electric sauce?
jul 22, 2025, 1:34 pm • 2 0 • view
you can only get "bacon" with the burger, but "Epic Bacon" with a grilled cheese this says a lot about our society
jul 22, 2025, 2:14 am • 5 0 • view
Food poisoning due to deregulation and cutting corners: Free
jul 22, 2025, 2:09 am • 9 0 • view
Saw one Tesla YouTuber do a livestream review. The matcha latte did not taste of matcha.
jul 22, 2025, 11:00 am • 4 0 • view
In the East, there’s a lot of superchargers at Wawas. Sizzlis and hash browns rule!
jul 22, 2025, 10:59 am • 2 0 • view
How is the kid’s grilled cheese more expensive than the adult grilled cheese?
jul 22, 2025, 1:55 am • 6 0 • view
Four dollars more expensive!
jul 22, 2025, 2:03 am • 1 0 • view
With no crust!
jul 22, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
It comes with fries and is $4 more. Adults can buy fries separately for ... $4. They are very smart.
jul 22, 2025, 2:08 am • 13 0 • view
No crust :v
jul 22, 2025, 2:00 am • 0 0 • view
Less sandwich, more money - what is this, doge?
jul 22, 2025, 2:01 am • 2 0 • view
The American Way ™
jul 22, 2025, 2:02 am • 0 0 • view
You can get a Hot Dog from IKEA for 2 € in 🇩🇪. Don't know how much that is in $. But it's a nice snack.
jul 22, 2025, 6:31 am • 0 0 • view
All we really wanted was to have Kate Mantilini back.
jul 22, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
Well, that answers that question.
jul 22, 2025, 1:36 am • 36 1 • view
I've spent less time in LA than some of you but those prices look non-outrageous particularly for California.
jul 22, 2025, 2:04 am • 18 0 • view
I don't really eat out. It depends which item. Some of the prices are normal, some aren't.
jul 22, 2025, 2:09 am • 6 0 • view
$13 hot dog looks like the worst offender by far. $13.50 for a restaurant burger seems even on the cheap side (for places like Sacramento or Chicago; assume LA'd be more expensive). Surprised it's not +50% bc Musk thinks the Telsa brand still has cachet. Not that I'd trust him if the food was free.
jul 22, 2025, 2:17 am • 13 0 • view
Yeah this is true. Just tonight I spent $18 on a burger from Buffalo wild wings. I live in the San Francisco Bay area.
jul 22, 2025, 3:24 am • 1 0 • view
Yeah, I love to bash Tesla, and I’m sure the food is awful, but by LA standards those prices are actually pretty reasonable…
jul 22, 2025, 2:44 am • 9 0 • view
$12 for 4 slices of epic bacon?
jul 22, 2025, 4:22 am • 0 0 • view
yea prices are normal, I have no interest in going to this restaurant, but yea.
jul 22, 2025, 4:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Yeah, I don’t get it. A burger at my local sit down restaurant is $18. It’s a good one, though. (I’m in Northern California)
jul 22, 2025, 2:43 am • 3 0 • view
Yeah, that looks mostly fine for Atlanta. Especially if you’re at a trendy cafe in Buckhead, it’s quite reasonable. Except for 12 dollars for four slices of candied bacon. That’s ridiculous.
jul 22, 2025, 2:30 am • 3 0 • view
Relative prices are the strangest thing, especially with veteran restaurateurs recruited to run this operation. Lke they just threw together a simple snack bar menu, added a bit of pretension like wagyu chili and name-brand American cheese, and tossed out up prices they saw somewhere or other.
jul 22, 2025, 2:35 am • 6 0 • view
Apparently a Dodger Dog is $7.99 *at the stadium*, so clearly there's a Musk-visionary-genius-premium there. But there's no real rhyme or reason.
jul 22, 2025, 2:43 am • 5 0 • view
they're charging $12 for four strips of bacon
jul 22, 2025, 3:11 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah that and the hot dog are the outliers. Everything else is frankly pretty inexpensive. bsky.app/profile/equa...
jul 22, 2025, 3:16 am • 3 0 • view
nothing about this place makes any sense though. the menu discrepancies are baffling enough before you see what the place looks like. looks and feels entirely ai generated
jul 22, 2025, 3:24 am • 2 0 • view
This is Tesla, so "both" is always an option.
jul 22, 2025, 2:30 am • 3 0 • view
Add epic bacon? That’s so embarrassing
jul 22, 2025, 2:04 am • 2 0 • view
probably mid tier food at *best*
jul 22, 2025, 1:51 am • 0 0 • view
The honkiest breakfast tacos ever, brought to you by a spiraling white nationalist from Apartheid-era Pretoria
jul 22, 2025, 3:14 am • 31 2 • view
He can't even grill good! That's like the main positive thing about White South African culture!
jul 22, 2025, 4:07 am • 2 1 • view
In LA, no less — the land of taco trucks on every corner.
jul 22, 2025, 3:47 am • 16 1 • view
Wagyu chili…. Why not wagyu sloppy joes?
jul 22, 2025, 4:16 am • 2 0 • view
Beef chorizo? It's probably bland AF, too.
jul 22, 2025, 1:59 am • 11 1 • view
That better be the most energizing hot dog in the world. Is it marinated in Monster or something?
jul 22, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
So wait, the Kids menu grilled cheese is more expensive than the regular grilled cheese? And they cut off the crust on the kids one?? lol, what?
jul 22, 2025, 1:30 am • 60 0 • view
This scene bothers me because every hot dog bun pack I see has the same number as the number of franks in a package. Was this movie that influential on the hot dog industry?
jul 22, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
lol I’m not sure, but I’d like to think so! 😆
jul 22, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd love to know where you shop. Because ALL the hotdog packages I see come 10 to a pack, and ALL the hotdog bun packages I see come 8 to a pack. After searching I found ONE (1) hotdog (some chicken dogs from Canada) that came 8 to a pack.
jul 22, 2025, 9:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Kroger. 8 pack buns. 8 pack franks. I get the Bar S brand franks because I'm broke, but they're 8 to a pack. I've seen other brands with 8 as well. I haven't seen a 10 pack in a long, long time.
jul 22, 2025, 9:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I haven't seen an 8 pack of hotdogs other than the one off brand of chicken franks from Canada ... ever.
jul 22, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
The kid's grilled cheese is *exactly* the same cost as the normal grilled cheese and the fries it comes with
jul 22, 2025, 1:37 am • 30 0 • view
And it's not even a good grilled cheese... Like for that price most places that serve a grilled cheese is going extra on it and it will come with tomato soup almost always
jul 22, 2025, 6:15 am • 2 0 • view
Right! There's not even soup!
jul 22, 2025, 10:09 am • 0 0 • view
so, not a deal at all lol
jul 22, 2025, 1:38 am • 16 0 • view
Did they use AI to price the menu?!
jul 22, 2025, 1:44 am • 24 0 • view
Most likely, and given how the AI overcharges the kids, it was never about Little Timmy in the first place if they are eager to go the Ryan's World Route. Was never about the kids.
jul 22, 2025, 4:43 am • 4 0 • view
Pro tip: order the kids burger (which at every restaurant I've ever been to has been the same size as the adult burger) and get a 50 cent discount, and free fries. I promise you won't really miss the other flavors they put on the grown up one.
jul 22, 2025, 11:26 am • 3 0 • view
I’m actually a picky & plain eater (probably somewhat autistic, who knows) so the kids burgers are *perfection* for me 😂 I end up taking stuff off the adult ones! 😊
jul 22, 2025, 1:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Do you know how much it cost to train the robot to cut off the crusts? 13 is a bargain!
jul 22, 2025, 12:39 pm • 2 0 • view
Kids menu comes with fries included. Adult menus does not. I’m not *defending* the price here, it’s just the one legitimate difference I can see between the two options.
jul 24, 2025, 5:31 am • 0 0 • view
Given that the target audience for anything Elon is people with the emotional maturity of a toddler, I'm surprised they don't cut the crusts off the adult one too
jul 22, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 0 • view
This entire menu is @pattonoswalt.bsky.social 's Black Angus bit.
jul 22, 2025, 3:38 am • 0 0 • view
a hot dog and burger being the same price seems so wrong
jul 22, 2025, 6:44 am • 0 0 • view
Imma go and occupy a seat and buy a club soda telling them I am waiting for my girlfriend, who’s from Candada
jul 22, 2025, 5:47 am • 1 0 • view
You're really paying for the show -- this diner explodes on takeoff every hour on the hour
jul 22, 2025, 3:18 pm • 9 0 • view
Is that after the diner automatically locks you inside so you can watch yourself and fellow diners burn up?
jul 22, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
god… “Epic Bacon”
jul 22, 2025, 1:23 am • 17 0 • view
this made me ragesplutter then someone down the comments posted that it opened at 4:20 and i just i dunno
jul 22, 2025, 11:10 am • 1 0 • view
stg it’s like he has a cringe BINGO card he uses for all his projects
jul 22, 2025, 1:06 pm • 1 0 • view
"Choice of dip" for the bacon is confusing me - is this a thing somewhere?
jul 22, 2025, 1:44 am • 17 0 • view
As a bacon enjoyer I've never heard of bacon coming with dip, but it had better be some damn fancy dip, because otherwise the pricing suggests their idea of adding bacon to a burger is to simply put a single strip of bacon on it
jul 22, 2025, 2:33 am • 10 0 • view
concept: some sort of burger dip
jul 22, 2025, 3:07 am • 1 0 • view
The dip is probably more of the "new school" American cheese sauce they used on the breakfast tacos. 😬
jul 22, 2025, 3:38 am • 0 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 2:21 am • 6 0 • view
Fire in the hole!
jul 22, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Which part of LA is this, Brooklyn?
jul 22, 2025, 2:03 am • 0 0 • view
tacos with flour tortilla?
jul 22, 2025, 1:37 am • 2 0 • view
WTF is a Tesla Diner? This can’t be real.
jul 22, 2025, 3:03 am • 0 0 • view
$9 grilled cheese is sending me 😭
jul 22, 2025, 5:04 am • 0 0 • view
Is that supposed to be a lot or a little? I genuinely don't know.
jul 22, 2025, 1:23 am • 4 0 • view
$13 for a hot dog sounds very expensive, but $11 for breakfast tacos seems quite reasonable.
jul 22, 2025, 1:24 am • 5 0 • view
….breakfast tacos are like $1 each from the taco lady.
jul 22, 2025, 1:31 am • 7 0 • view
😳
jul 22, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
Oh, the hot dog comes with (some version of) fries? Still sounds a bit on the pricey side to me as a Midwesterner, but not crazy by any means.
jul 22, 2025, 1:25 am • 4 0 • view
I pretty much refuse to eat hot dogs anywhere that isn't Costco...
jul 22, 2025, 2:17 am • 9 0 • view
You pay $13 for a hot dog at an MLB stadium, definitely not at a diner.
jul 22, 2025, 1:41 am • 5 0 • view
Admittedly it's Five Guys, but it's north of $10 for me (again, in the not-too-expensive Midwest) to get a basic dog and fries from the nearest Five Guys.
jul 22, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
Weird, I looked at the Five Guys menu in CT at a normal hot dog goes for $8 with tax.
jul 22, 2025, 1:53 am • 3 0 • view
Why does the logo look like Polestar?
jul 22, 2025, 5:13 am • 1 0 • view
The kids' grilled cheese costs almost 50% more than the adults' grilled cheese
jul 22, 2025, 2:29 am • 1 0 • view
It's "New School American Cheese", where they take aged cheddar and give it the taste and texture of polyvinyl
jul 22, 2025, 2:02 am • 4 0 • view
Wagyu beef chili? These people are past being just fucking stupid
jul 22, 2025, 2:21 am • 14 0 • view
Gotta do something with the hearts and kidneys of Wagyu cattle after the good meats are spoken for
jul 22, 2025, 4:10 am • 3 0 • view
I mean, I’ve seen similar prices at other meh places. I hate eating out anymore. I’m too poor.
jul 22, 2025, 1:29 am • 5 0 • view
$11 for avocado toast 😂
jul 22, 2025, 2:03 am • 2 0 • view
You might as well get a regular burger over a kids burger for .50 more.
jul 22, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Epic bacon sounds straight out of 2012
jul 22, 2025, 3:05 am • 4 0 • view
Musk lives in a weird time bubble and refuses to accept time has passed and that he is a grown man.
jul 22, 2025, 3:35 am • 1 0 • view
Did anyone notice people ever eating there?
jul 22, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
I thought chicken and waffles suffered their greatest indignity when lays made it a bad chip flavor bit this is so much worse
jul 22, 2025, 1:32 am • 0 0 • view
Hey, I liked that flavor.
jul 22, 2025, 1:39 am • 1 0 • view
lol life is a rich pageant
jul 22, 2025, 1:40 am • 3 0 • view
It was basically a bbq flavored chip, though
jul 22, 2025, 1:49 am • 1 0 • view
No, chicken and waffles suffered their greatest indignity when I got served whatever the fuck THIS was at a now defunct restaurant in Alberta. But I'm assuming the stuff at the Tesla place is even worse.
jul 22, 2025, 6:36 pm • 2 0 • view
I'd tell anyone going to the Tesla Diner to eat shit, but it looks like they already are.
jul 22, 2025, 2:41 am • 0 0 • view
Anyone who eats there is already a tesla rube so this amounts to elon and his devils taking their dogs for a walk
jul 22, 2025, 1:48 am • 6 0 • view
So Leon is giving up on the cars game huh?
jul 22, 2025, 1:47 pm • 0 0 • view
I feel like there'd be a truck down at the corner where you could get better tacos for like $3.50.
jul 22, 2025, 2:10 am • 8 0 • view
So much to process here but haven't seen anyone mention them just throwing some breadcrumbs into a salad??
jul 22, 2025, 5:09 am • 1 0 • view
Gotta be a dig at people with celiacs. Why else do this? Who wants breadcrumbs in a salad?
jul 23, 2025, 1:09 am • 0 0 • view
Kids meal price are incredible. Same price as the adult burger?
jul 22, 2025, 1:59 am • 0 0 • view
Super divorced dad energy to bring your child to the Tesla diner
jul 22, 2025, 2:24 am • 6 1 • view
jul 22, 2025, 2:48 am • 1 0 • view
That's "New School American Cheese," and sometimes "sauce." So, Velveeta?
jul 22, 2025, 4:10 am • 2 0 • view
If my local taqueria found out I’d had those breakfast tacos, they’d ban me for life.
jul 22, 2025, 1:38 am • 23 0 • view
Why is the waffle five bucks.
jul 22, 2025, 2:11 am • 3 0 • view
There is no kind of taco with american cheese. What is wrong with the crowd in LA. Were they paid to be there?
jul 22, 2025, 1:45 am • 4 0 • view
*Jack In The Box Doesn't make sense, but somehow it works.
jul 22, 2025, 2:07 am • 1 0 • view
Yes but the exemption for Jack in the Box is grandfathered in.
jul 22, 2025, 2:26 am • 3 0 • view
It's funny that you think American cheese on breakfast tacos isn't political.
jul 22, 2025, 3:44 am • 0 0 • view
Nah, how's the Adult hamburger and the Kids burger the same price? 🙈
jul 22, 2025, 6:50 am • 0 0 • view
You can sub a veggie patty, but the fries are cooked in tallow so fuck you, vegetarians.
jul 22, 2025, 2:44 am • 3 0 • view
This is a front for something.
jul 22, 2025, 7:35 am • 1 0 • view
Gotta make sure to never buy martins rolls again.
jul 22, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
Nothing about ketchup on those dogs, I'll give Elon credit where credit is due
jul 22, 2025, 1:28 pm • 0 0 • view
I am *fascinated* by the "Wagyu Chili Cheese Fries'. Why does this item exist? Who thought this was a thing that needed to exist? I am also assuming there is not actually any Wagyu beef anywhere "near* these fries.
jul 22, 2025, 11:54 am • 0 0 • view
Ewwa it's owned by Musk and ppl are going there. Automatically boycotting. la.eater.com/restaurant-o...
jul 22, 2025, 1:35 am • 9 3 • view
🤢🤢
jul 22, 2025, 2:05 am • 2 0 • view
I couldn't 😂
jul 22, 2025, 3:39 am • 1 0 • view
I thought it had a Musk-y odor to it.
jul 22, 2025, 4:17 am • 1 0 • view
$3 for a slice of fucking bacon
jul 22, 2025, 3:31 am • 2 0 • view
They're Tesla products, so I'm just wondering how they kill innocent bystanders. Maybe the hot dog has assisted eating technology, malfunctions, and jumps out of the bun and lodges into someone else's throat, choking them to death.
jul 22, 2025, 1:36 am • 27 1 • view
"on a Martin's potato roll" food trucks have better quality ingredients
jul 24, 2025, 12:17 am • 0 0 • view
He’s not used to selling things without tax credits
jul 22, 2025, 2:53 am • 0 0 • view
If you have to call it a ‘Diner Club’, you’re not a diner.
jul 22, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
Not a single original or creative item on the menu. What is the point of this place? Just for the ugly truck drivers to commiserate?
jul 22, 2025, 2:11 am • 8 0 • view
I don’t wanna be that guy (hell yes I do) but for $8 a cup, I want one less typo on the menu for my “RC Provisons (sic) Wagyu beef chili” lol
jul 22, 2025, 2:54 am • 0 0 • view
This is going to collapse in record time
jul 22, 2025, 5:51 am • 0 0 • view
add epic bacon
jul 22, 2025, 4:28 am • 0 0 • view
Avacado toast lol
jul 22, 2025, 1:57 am • 1 0 • view
Just to be fully accurate, that’s American cheese *sauce*, even worse. This is a breakfast taco you’d get on the special theme episode of The Great British Bake Off where they pronounce it TAY-kohs.
jul 22, 2025, 1:59 am • 102 4 • view
That episode was unforgivable. Absolutely unforgivable.
jul 22, 2025, 4:41 pm • 4 0 • view
With glockymolo
jul 22, 2025, 2:22 am • 40 0 • view
Exactly!
jul 22, 2025, 2:24 am • 4 0 • view
I remember being in Limerick Ireland in 1997. A pub had an A frame sign out front that displayed their daily special of Fajitas under it was spelled out phonetically "Fah-Heetas" I went with the lamb stew
jul 22, 2025, 4:20 am • 2 0 • view
To this day there's a Greek restaurant chain called Yeeros, you'll be happy to learn
jul 22, 2025, 1:29 pm • 3 0 • view
I still think about watching those poor hapless Brits try to cut an avocado and fail in ways I never thought possible.
jul 22, 2025, 11:06 am • 7 0 • view
Big shock the fries are tallow.
jul 22, 2025, 5:03 am • 1 0 • view
This diner is trending worse on X than Tesla’s stock. That humor brought to you by Grok.
jul 22, 2025, 4:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Also eats itself
jul 22, 2025, 2:57 am • 0 0 • view
The “Biscuits and gravy” seems to be a single biscuit, gravy, and a single egg for $15. Wow.
jul 22, 2025, 1:24 am • 78 0 • view
Biscuits and RED gravy? Just saying that makes me irrationally angry.
jul 22, 2025, 1:37 am • 8 0 • view
WHO PUTS PASTA GRAVY ON BISCUITS???
jul 22, 2025, 2:15 am • 5 0 • view
They say it’s “chorizo gravy” which, fuck you, fuck your mouth for saying such insanity, and fuck your family for not holding an intervention cause you thought up such a bullshit thing.
jul 22, 2025, 2:20 am • 9 0 • view
Wait, what? You mean like how Rhode Islanders call pasta sauce "gravy"? I took this to mean something like red-eye gravy but with chorizo. Now I'm curious. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-eye...
jul 22, 2025, 2:22 am • 2 0 • view
Yes. Red gravy goes on pasta. As any Sicilian American can tell you.
jul 22, 2025, 2:25 am • 5 0 • view
No wonder all y'all reacted like that to "red gravy." I don't know jack about their actual food but I'd bet it's closer to red-eye gravy than pasta sauce. Then again it is a Musk-owned joint so no telling what atrocities are committed or yet to be committed.
jul 22, 2025, 2:29 am • 4 0 • view
I think it’s red because chorizo is red?
jul 22, 2025, 2:27 am • 2 0 • view
Yes, that's ridiculous.
jul 22, 2025, 2:20 am • 1 0 • view
That’s a sin. For $15 I could buy the base ingredients from and cook some skillets worth from scratch (and it’d be a true orange yolk egg and good sausage/milk—or mushrooms/vegan milk depending on your preference)
jul 22, 2025, 1:28 am • 23 0 • view
I’m intrigued by the idea of biscuits and mushroom gravy- do you have a good recipe?
jul 22, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
This is the one I’ve pulled from and tweaked from time to time: gratefulgrazer.com/mushroom-gra...
jul 22, 2025, 3:04 am • 2 0 • view
Yeah, I’m not usually an “I can make this cheaper at home!” guy—employees and rent cost money—but this looks like $2.00 in ingredients for a $15 entree.
jul 22, 2025, 1:44 am • 10 0 • view
By “base” I mean non-pantry staples
jul 22, 2025, 1:28 am • 7 0 • view
I'm sure the ghost kitchen nails the down home goodness.
jul 22, 2025, 2:19 am • 2 0 • view
this is like a Costco food court menu but not as good
jul 22, 2025, 2:33 am • 4 0 • view
It WISHES it could aspire to Costco
jul 22, 2025, 2:34 am • 2 0 • view
As a southern person, I'm shaking my head.
jul 25, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
God just bring back Modern Eats
jul 22, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
american cheese makes anything it touches worse
jul 22, 2025, 9:44 am • 0 0 • view
The prices would be right at home here in Seattle. But Tesla food? Hard pass. 🤢
jul 22, 2025, 1:37 am • 3 0 • view
they're not even consistent. some places on menu just say bacon.
jul 22, 2025, 4:48 am • 7 0 • view
Wagyu in chili.
jul 22, 2025, 1:52 am • 29 0 • view
nothing brings out that fine marbling like *squints* New School American Cheese Sauce
jul 22, 2025, 1:54 am • 38 0 • view
the great thing about claiming your ground beef is Wagyu, is who can prove it isn't?
jul 22, 2025, 2:36 am • 20 0 • view
An unscrupulous restaurant owner I worked for way long time ago explained it to me: it doesn't say what percentage of the ground beef is was wagyu.
jul 22, 2025, 3:46 am • 9 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 1:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Yes. Essentially. He was selling $40 CAD 'wagyu' burgers 25 years ago. They put like a trace amount of ground wagyu in the patties. Other fare included a 30 CAD 3 cheese macaroni. ANYWAYS. He was stealing our wages. I took a college course on labour law and on the busiest day me and my coworker
jul 22, 2025, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
went and posted up in his restaurant. The head offices for the sound and lighting company I worked at were on the second floor. (He owned both) We sat down at the bar after I presented him with a huge pile of documentation of my hours and pay including phone records to prove we were working
jul 22, 2025, 5:04 pm • 1 0 • view
90 hour weeks with no overtime. We sat there at the bar and ordered the most expensive shit and a fuck tonne of beer until he sent his lieutenant down with a cheque for me and my coworker for a couple thousand dollars each (far short of the 5 or 6 thousand I had calculated he owed us)
jul 22, 2025, 5:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Then we went back to work after blowing off the bill... they were of course panicked because they knew they were fucked if we didn't go back: the whole weekend would have been lost. They of course laid me off a few weeks later but I had appropriated gear from the shop that served as compensation.
jul 22, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
I still have the 2000 watt amplifier and 15" two way speaker today.
jul 22, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Chorizo in biscuits and gravy?
jul 22, 2025, 1:55 am • 3 0 • view
It’s not Wagyu beef in the chili.
jul 22, 2025, 1:56 am • 1 0 • view
That should be illegal :P
jul 22, 2025, 3:14 am • 1 0 • view
“Waiter, is the Tesla Burger lithium-free?”
jul 22, 2025, 3:06 am • 6 1 • view
... So the apple pie slice with ice cream for $12 Those pies are $99 each... I'm actually not sure how big of slices they are doing on those pies, but 6 or 8 slices in a pie is common... huge deal on pies, losing money, or tiny slices? shop.winstonpies.com/collections/...
jul 22, 2025, 6:52 am • 0 0 • view
The fucking kid's menu items being all $13...
jul 22, 2025, 5:57 am • 0 0 • view
Nothing on the menu that I’d eat.
jul 22, 2025, 4:28 am • 0 0 • view
$6 soft serve, I'd better see it crapped from a robot's butt
jul 22, 2025, 2:40 am • 3 0 • view
are the fries deepfried in candlewax
jul 22, 2025, 2:48 am • 3 0 • view
It explicitly says Tallow, so yes.
jul 22, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
I can’t wait to try those fries
jul 22, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
I can get a Hot Dog or Taco from the street for less.
jul 22, 2025, 4:12 am • 1 0 • view
Nikola Tesla spinning in his grave is generating a black hole under the earth's crust.
jul 22, 2025, 8:33 am • 1 0 • view
I mean Musk has learned a fairly consistent lesson that by hyping ridiculous claims and making it sound like a status symbol, he can get a surprising lot of people to pay ridiculous amounts for crap. "This taco has an indestructible shell!" *taco disintegrates from the vibration of his voice*
jul 22, 2025, 3:28 am • 1 0 • view
wagyu beef chili? isn't all that fat going to render out and just make your chili a huge bowl of fat speckled with meat? sounds pretty fuckin' gross
jul 22, 2025, 2:36 am • 80 0 • view
Wagyu in the US just means a bull whose maternal great-grandparent twice removed was from the breed.... although maybe for the best in this case
jul 22, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
judging from the 2$ difference. between wagyu cheese and just cheese as an add-on I highly doubt this is any sought after piecer of wagyu. maybe wagyu bonedust.
jul 22, 2025, 3:01 am • 28 0 • view
Plus the part where they put cheese SAUCE in it, an equally horrendous prospect
jul 22, 2025, 4:35 pm • 10 0 • view
AMERICAN cheese sauce. What even is that fake cheese stuff?
jul 22, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
The most generic ethnic food imaginable lmao
jul 22, 2025, 11:50 am • 1 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 2:27 am • 0 0 • view
Not a single vegan dish to own the libs.
jul 22, 2025, 7:05 pm • 2 0 • view
The prices are actually well below expected given the demo that is actually going to show up here.
jul 22, 2025, 2:43 am • 1 0 • view
Yeah my read is more that the portions and quality of ingredients will be abysmal.
jul 22, 2025, 3:05 am • 1 0 • view
Surprised he didn't launch with everything at 1957-era prices (or everything at $4.20) and cause a cybertruck shitshow for the hell of it.
jul 22, 2025, 3:12 am • 3 0 • view
Of course the fries are in tallow because they're all fully in the fitness influencer anti-science anti-vaxx bro world.
jul 22, 2025, 4:04 am • 14 1 • view
Death penalty
jul 22, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Wagyu beef chili? Seriously?
jul 22, 2025, 2:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Children's grilled cheese costs $4 more than the adult one?
jul 22, 2025, 6:30 am • 0 0 • view
Might be the worst deal and worst food combo in LA since Art's.
jul 22, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Surprised there's not a Hitler Sandwich & Nazi fries combo.
jul 22, 2025, 3:57 am • 0 0 • view
Ive only lived in nyc and miami beach, how much should those cost? Sadly the prices seem cheap for a restaurant with indoor seating.
jul 22, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view
I think most of the prices seem fairly inline with mid-tier restaurant prices, but $13 for a hotdog is pretty ridiculous. The Breakfast tacos though--everyone knows the best breakfast tacos are from the food truck run by an old Mexican lady and her tacos are usually like $1 each.
jul 22, 2025, 4:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Kids prices say “don't bring them” tho
jul 22, 2025, 1:58 pm • 4 0 • view
Tesla breakfast be like
jul 22, 2025, 1:51 am • 23 1 • view
I'm half convinced Monster is an ingredient in everything...
jul 22, 2025, 2:19 am • 3 0 • view
On the plus side, it's a diner that won't give you gas.
jul 22, 2025, 3:41 am • 4 0 • view
Menu curtsey of Grok? 😂
jul 22, 2025, 6:23 am • 0 0 • view
I don’t know how to tell you this, but I actually know a place with a $22 hotdog in Los Angeles 😊
jul 22, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 2:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Fuck Tesla and Fuck Elon
jul 22, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
They are still only $1.99 at Costco, and that includes a soft drink. ;-)
jul 22, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
Can't tell if this is outrage or relief at the low prices in CA.
jul 22, 2025, 1:37 am • 7 0 • view
I'm gonna guess both
jul 22, 2025, 1:52 am • 1 0 • view
You can get excellent tacos for $3 each at many taco trucks in LA. Here’s my local: Tacos La Estrella yelp.to/Z6UAivRfbK
jul 22, 2025, 2:09 am • 14 0 • view
I am not a steak guy but my understanding is that ground wagyu is for fools and I can only assume that goes double for wagyu chili.
jul 22, 2025, 3:34 am • 0 0 • view
How many of the hamburgers are going to end up exploding?
jul 22, 2025, 1:41 am • 0 0 • view
The kids menu prices are hilarious
jul 22, 2025, 4:40 am • 0 0 • view
"I remember when hot dogs were less than $10" is actually pretty surreal.
jul 22, 2025, 5:31 am • 1 0 • view
A Tesla Diner? I guess we can expect it will light itself on fire soon eneough
jul 22, 2025, 2:29 am • 4 0 • view
Tariffs?
jul 22, 2025, 11:34 pm • 0 0 • view
In awe/terror about that tuna melt because everything else has its toppings listed so they made a tuna melt without onions/celery/etc and want 14 bucks for it 💀
jul 22, 2025, 4:14 am • 0 0 • view
'why is all my food burnt?'
jul 22, 2025, 9:22 am • 7 0 • view
Not Hot Dog.
jul 22, 2025, 6:10 am • 1 0 • view
I mean that's on-brand for Tesla, right—why pay less for things done by better people, when you can overpay for the same thing done worse by Elon Musk?
jul 22, 2025, 1:26 am • 103 5 • view
jul 22, 2025, 1:37 am • 13 0 • view
Planet Hollywood's ghost is suing for copyright infringement.
jul 25, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
🤢
jul 22, 2025, 9:09 am • 1 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 12:50 pm • 0 0 • view
“I simply will not mention musk’s open and consistently lifelong Naziism” okay why not tho
jul 22, 2025, 3:20 am • 1 0 • view
Nothing on this menu looks particularly exciting, or even tasty. Nor "innovative."
jul 22, 2025, 4:04 am • 1 0 • view
Adding bacon to the breakfast tacos is $1, but avocado is $1.5?
jul 22, 2025, 2:11 am • 5 1 • view
I would riot….
jul 22, 2025, 10:50 am • 0 0 • view
"wagyu beef chili" chef, what the fuck?
jul 22, 2025, 1:17 pm • 17 0 • view
That’s what I came in here to say! You get wagyu for the fat content. Which isn’t great for chili. I want chili made with chuck beef scraps. Fancy to be fancy.
jul 22, 2025, 2:34 pm • 12 0 • view
Chili with American cheese sauce. No one makes chili like that. It's 🤮.
jul 22, 2025, 9:04 pm • 2 0 • view
"American cheese Sauce" is just WARM CHEESE WIZZ
jul 23, 2025, 4:53 am • 0 0 • view
He's not exactly welcoming vegans with that menu (I couldn't spot anything at all)
jul 22, 2025, 6:42 am • 0 0 • view
The most expensive dog at Pink's is the El Mandril which is $15.50. Course that's a 12" bacon-wrapped jalapeno dog with guacamole. A 9" stretch dog with mustard is just $7.95.
jul 22, 2025, 3:27 am • 1 0 • view
a quarter Pounder at mcdonalds here in AZ is 12 bucks and yeah, tesla should be giving their food away. -not worth it at any cost
jul 22, 2025, 6:13 am • 0 0 • view
This looks really random, like it was written by a rank amateur. Someone who hasn't figured out how to calculate cost of goods sold. Weird.
jul 22, 2025, 1:58 am • 7 0 • view
I'm certain Grok touched it in some way.
jul 22, 2025, 4:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Food/restaurants in LA have gotten ridiculously expensive across the board. These prices are actually pretty typical, sadly
jul 22, 2025, 1:41 am • 6 0 • view
Not just LA I’m convinced one of the big reasons Trump won is bc it’s very hard to get a full breakfast at a diner for less than $20 these days
jul 22, 2025, 1:44 am • 2 0 • view
Some people who eat fast food seem to complain endlessly about the > cost of fast food, I'm not saying they are Trump supporters, but kinda. I mostly go to the store, yea prices are up but it's not worth going Trump over. Of course in California high fast food costs is probably high minimum wage.
jul 22, 2025, 5:02 pm • 0 0 • view
I travel for work and have to dine out all the time and post-covid by and large restaurant prices have gone up while meal quality has gone down in recent years
jul 22, 2025, 1:46 pm • 1 1 • view
Yeah, I saw an $18 burger just the other day in Atlanta. $19 if you wanted cheese on it.
jul 22, 2025, 2:10 am • 2 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 4:03 am • 71 1 • view
Ah lol, the lighter side of nazi era Twitter. Less bad times, or something.
jul 22, 2025, 4:22 am • 13 1 • view
even if these prices were pounds instead of dollars, they would be cheap by the standards of London, which would include VAT at 20%
jul 22, 2025, 2:48 am • 0 0 • view
also they like, list the brand of every item on the menu? what a bizarre thing to do 'served on a Martin's potato roll' them shits I can get a bag of 8 for at Ralph's for $3.79?
jul 22, 2025, 2:23 am • 25 0 • view
Could be virtue signaling (see everything being fried in tallow)? Martin's are huge Doug Mastriano/MAGA supporters. Idk if anyone knows that outside of central PA, though, that'd be a pretty deep cut for anyone in LA to care about
jul 22, 2025, 3:09 am • 21 1 • view
The irony of doing this but going with "organic free range" and shit, it's like trying to have your progressive valley nerd audience cake and eat your insufferable chuds too.
jul 22, 2025, 9:00 am • 2 0 • view
Husband thinks its a paid promotion (dumb) to cut the price at the wholesale level.
jul 22, 2025, 2:41 am • 3 0 • view
But the American Cheese is very special! www.eater.com/23734992/new...
jul 22, 2025, 1:36 am • 3 0 • view
"We’re at the point where we can all admit [American cheese]'s good." Uh I beg to differ with Jaya on that one.
jul 22, 2025, 2:47 am • 4 0 • view
I was wondering what this "New School" adjective on "American Cheese" meant.
jul 22, 2025, 2:46 am • 2 0 • view
It’s pretty damn weird
jul 22, 2025, 2:51 am • 1 0 • view
cheese on ramen? is this a thing? I like mac and cheese just fine, but really?
jul 22, 2025, 5:12 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Using only ingredients you've heard of, including enzymes and sodium citrate (nothing wrong with either of these, but most people haven't heard of them)
jul 22, 2025, 4:37 am • 1 0 • view
Maybe I'm not enough of a brain genius to understand but why is the kids grilled cheese more expensive than the regular grilled cheese?
jul 22, 2025, 4:14 pm • 8 0 • view
Kids grilled cheese comes with a side of fries. BUT Grilled cheese $9 + fries $4 = $13 Kids grilled cheese w/ fries = $13 So if the kids portion is the same size, it's the same thing for the same price. And yeah, if the kids portion is smaller -- which we can assume it is -- it's a ripoff.
jul 22, 2025, 6:06 pm • 4 0 • view
Goddammit, those were precious second of my one life on Earth.
jul 22, 2025, 6:06 pm • 5 0 • view
The burger also comes with fries but is cheaper than the adult burger, it doesn't make sense!
jul 22, 2025, 6:55 pm • 1 0 • view
$12 for 4 pieces of bacon??? We made this bacon for about $30 (with a pork belly from Whole Foods) and I guarantee it's better than Elon's.
jul 22, 2025, 2:44 am • 4 0 • view
How many volts? 120?!?
jul 22, 2025, 4:06 am • 1 0 • view
There are probably enough Tesla fans that would be willing to pay those prices and endure the disappointing quality
jul 22, 2025, 4:10 am • 0 0 • view
The problem with this diner is that it operates as a drive-in as well as a charging station; meaning its an overpriced gas station where it is EXPECTED for those charging up to be there for at LEAST an hour. It actually HIGHLIGHTS issues with tesla cars rather than advertises its qualities.
jul 22, 2025, 7:44 am • 0 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
You gotta pay for the salary of the poor dude sitting in a nearby trailer remote operating the stupid robot.
jul 22, 2025, 2:06 am • 18 0 • view
-Kids Menu grilled cheese is more expensive than their parents’ -who tf needs dip for their bacon
jul 22, 2025, 4:01 am • 0 0 • view
Tesla? As in Tesla?
jul 22, 2025, 4:12 am • 3 0 • view
Whole thing is weirdly mid, like you spent all this money and got a standard fast food menu, with the kinds of cutesy names that are also standard on fast food menus.
jul 22, 2025, 2:11 am • 13 0 • view
menu pricing decided by someone who has never been to a grocery store is hilarious.
jul 22, 2025, 1:46 am • 5 0 • view
Every restaurant and beef producer has figured out that "wagyu" is not a regulated term and there is no legally binding definition, they can slap the word "wagyu" into any ol' beef (produced in any country) as a vacuous marker of class status that otherwise denotes nothing. Thus, "wagyu chili."
jul 22, 2025, 3:38 am • 79 1 • view
Bespoke Heirloom Wagyu Chili
jul 22, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
yep its the same price as the hash brown bites ffs lol. wagyu potatoes
jul 22, 2025, 4:03 am • 7 0 • view
Don't get me started in the fact that the word wagyu, 和牛, literally just means "Japanese beef," but they transliterated instead of translating because exoticizing things from nonwhite countries sells better in the US than just being matter-of-fact.
jul 22, 2025, 4:31 am • 35 0 • view
just go to Carney's for a better hot dog, and cheaper
jul 22, 2025, 1:29 am • 2 0 • view
Youve already pid $100k for a death trap. What’s $13 for a hot dog?
jul 22, 2025, 2:59 am • 22 1 • view
We’re selling a 13$ hot dog (house made mustard and pickles) on our pool menu but this is our pool so…..not a diner
jul 22, 2025, 9:19 am • 2 0 • view
$8 Waguy is most likely fake Waguy. #Tesla #TeslaDiner
jul 22, 2025, 1:28 pm • 0 0 • view
It's AI Waguy.
jul 22, 2025, 2:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Cars ain't selling so well, have to make up the profit SOMEWHERE.
jul 22, 2025, 3:51 am • 1 0 • view
How much are we going to be shocked when we discover what the Electric Sauce is made from. (why are Bluesky's (Tenor) gifs so horrible?)
jul 22, 2025, 4:29 am • 3 1 • view
And here is the Fast Times At Ridgemont High - secret sauce scene
jul 22, 2025, 4:48 am • 1 0 • view
And like a Tesla, there's a chance you might have a blow out after eating there.
jul 22, 2025, 11:52 am • 1 0 • view
They put the phrase new school in front of the cheese so it must be engineered to a completely new experience.
jul 22, 2025, 1:43 am • 3 0 • view
Does the food you order there have a chance to just blow up?
jul 22, 2025, 4:26 am • 0 0 • view
The kids burger is the same price as the adult burger lol
jul 22, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
Nikola Tesla is spinning in his grave so fast that he could be harnessed for green energy.
jul 22, 2025, 8:09 am • 2 0 • view
Jeeze, I can get TWO hot dogs from the MOVIE THEATER (Cinemark, specifically) for that much.
jul 22, 2025, 5:23 am • 0 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 1:20 am • 9 0 • view
This image is from a 2012 CollegeHumor․com article titled “Every Trendy Overpriced Diner Ever”
jul 22, 2025, 4:07 am • 1 0 • view
it's a restaurant laser targeted at Tesla owners, op. of course they have ripoff pricing
jul 22, 2025, 2:26 am • 1 0 • view
These prices make zero sense. Why is the kids burger $.50 less than the adults, and the grilled cheese is the same price as a burger? Someone else said it, but an AI must have ran these prices.
jul 22, 2025, 3:25 am • 1 0 • view
that is an insanely bad menu lmao
jul 22, 2025, 5:34 am • 6 0 • view
Fuck that but also, like, it's a Tesla diner. Did you expect okay food for a decent price?
jul 23, 2025, 5:21 pm • 0 0 • view
This menu looks disgusting and I like most of this food at other locations.
jul 22, 2025, 3:44 am • 0 0 • view
That's because it has a musky odor to it.
jul 22, 2025, 4:19 am • 1 0 • view
Completely separate from the shitty, over-priced food and toxic brand identity, who approved the design? Blue on blue? This isn't one of your wank tanks, gimme some contrast!
jul 22, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
You need to own Tesla to eat there.
jul 25, 2025, 5:05 pm • 0 0 • view
I bet the Tesla Dinner will be ground zero for a wave of upper deckers.
jul 22, 2025, 4:00 am • 0 0 • view
red gravy sounds bad.
jul 22, 2025, 1:51 am • 5 0 • view
It's prolly supposed to be Red EYE gravy, which is still not the right gravy for biscuits and gravy PLUS this is LA, no one eats carbs!
jul 22, 2025, 2:25 am • 9 0 • view
Oh and I bet they put salsa in the gravy!
jul 22, 2025, 2:27 am • 2 0 • view
Jesus Christ who puts salsa in Gravy?!
jul 22, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
No one should, I was speculating based on what would be both horrific and also make a "red" gravy. Not red EYE, "red"
jul 22, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 0 • view
it says it's a chorizo gravy, which makes it sound like orange grease gravy. heartburn gravy.
jul 22, 2025, 2:36 am • 2 0 • view
I was close with salsa though. Wow that's like twice the cultural appropriation!
jul 22, 2025, 2:43 am • 0 0 • view
All natural?
jul 22, 2025, 4:52 am • 0 0 • view
They advertise that they use American cheese? What’s next? Chezwhiz.
jul 22, 2025, 2:51 am • 0 0 • view
I saw pictures of it, and it's like the dumb vision of Los Angeles from Demolition Man
jul 22, 2025, 4:17 am • 2 0 • view
Tesla Burger for $13.50 and a Kids Burger for ... $13 lol
jul 22, 2025, 11:46 am • 10 0 • view
The American cheese is $10/lb at Surfas.
jul 22, 2025, 2:11 am • 0 0 • view
Those hot dogs are $3/ea when you buy 20 from the manufacturer 😬 that's crazy www.snaporazzo.com/products/nat...
jul 22, 2025, 2:09 am • 1 0 • view
10.7 ounce/pack. 4 to a pack. Small ass dogs, too.
jul 22, 2025, 2:49 am • 1 0 • view
banana $10
jul 22, 2025, 12:08 pm • 10 0 • view
No Spaghettios? No Hot Pockets?
jul 22, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 0 • view
is bacon dipping a thing? i’ve never heard of dips for bacon
jul 22, 2025, 11:54 am • 0 0 • view
Let me guess, the owner drives a Cybertruck.
jul 22, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
Nazi diner it’s what their logo is giving
jul 22, 2025, 4:55 am • 0 0 • view
If you don’t get free Grok-amole with every order then he’s an even bigger douchebag than we already suspected!
jul 22, 2025, 2:58 am • 6 0 • view