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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is a vastly superior film to spielbergs Lincoln. This is not a troll

jul 13, 2025, 8:59 pm • 168 7

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Gibbie 🇨🇦🦫 @gibbie.bsky.social

💯

jul 13, 2025, 9:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social

The part with the Railroad was an important nod to real world history.

jul 13, 2025, 10:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social

daniel day-lewis shoulda done the vampire movie

jul 13, 2025, 10:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Coyote! @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social

FDR: American Badass is harder to find but its just a better ALVH. A ten to its very solid 8

jul 13, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bill @finintheland.bsky.social

Then it’s a really bad take.

jul 13, 2025, 9:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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hollypond.bsky.social @hollypond.bsky.social

I actually liked that movie!

jul 13, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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He's Dan, wrapped in plastic @danthehorrorman.bsky.social

I might agree!

jul 13, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social

If you go into ALVH viewing it as a comedy and not a serious work, it's actually really funny.

jul 13, 2025, 9:07 pm • 5 0 • view
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social

"There's more than one kind of railroad." OMFG you beautiful idiotic geniuses

jul 13, 2025, 10:31 pm • 2 1 • view
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social

Oh, *THIS* is not a troll. That's a 'Warrant Canary', which implies anything without that statement *IS* a troll. 👍

jul 13, 2025, 9:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social

The problem is we were promised, for years, a proper Lincoln biopic by Spielberg starring Liam Neeson and we were denied it.

jul 13, 2025, 9:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Grog @grogofgrog.bsky.social

one president will defeat a rebellion and rebel states will be... RETAKEN.

jul 13, 2025, 9:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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Oracle @oracle1978.bsky.social

Both, Spielberg and Neespn were committed to the project. However, when the movie was in the final phase of pre-production, Neeson had just lost his wife Natasha Richardson in an accident and felt that he wasn't able to do the movie justice, so he stepped away.

jul 14, 2025, 6:37 am • 1 0 • view
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calliopethecat.bsky.social @calliopethecat.bsky.social

I just finished watching it. I’m surprised how much I enjoyed the movie.

jul 13, 2025, 9:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wintersong @wintersong.bsky.social

But how does it stack up to 2001’s queer cult classic “Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter?”

jul 13, 2025, 9:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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Persephone Meadowfeather @lurkermcgoo.bsky.social

Close… but less than everyone got laid, on any night much less the immediate night.

jul 14, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Stupidity Is Destroying America @manmtmike.bsky.social

I thought ALVH was a brilliant concept with OK execution. I’m quite sure I’d rather see it again than watch Spielberg’s Lincoln once

jul 13, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jay-Ray @jay-ray.bsky.social

That was the dumbest book I was ever forced to read. And then they made a film of it, apparently. 🙄

jul 13, 2025, 10:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fitzy @fitzy205.bsky.social

Genuinely I think Benjamin Walker and Mary Elizabeth Winstead had better chemistry and I felt more emotion over their son’s death in Vampire Hunter

jul 13, 2025, 9:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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film-authority.com @film-authority.bsky.social

Yes, this is absolutely correct. You have the order of merit.

jul 13, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bill Wormstedt @billwormstedt.bsky.social

I enjoyed the ALVH book far more than I did the movie.

jul 13, 2025, 9:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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Joe Bowman @activistmode.bsky.social

Correct. 🪓

jul 13, 2025, 9:00 pm • 3 0 • view
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Lack Tone @lactone.bsky.social

Yeah it was silly fun.

jul 13, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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kevswhif.bsky.social @kevswhif.bsky.social

Husband and I loved that movie

jul 13, 2025, 9:18 pm • 3 0 • view