Of course it is.

But is he out playing golf? That’s what I am waiting to see. Yes we are getting ahead of ourselves but he’s getting intravenous drugs in his hands regularly and no one is getting a straight answer. These bruises were evident before the election and now they are appearing more frequently.

wah waaa 😩

For now.

Booooooo

Then we should be informed where he’s been hiding since Tuesday.

You don't seem sorry😒

Another obituary failure.

Couldn't you wait until after the holiday Weekend to post this?

Remember the SNL skit General Francisco Franco Is Still Dead? That’s where America is now.

How do you know?

He's still dying of rage cankles.

Spielverderber!

the day is still young.

I see that and all I can hear is the outro to Hit 'Em Up.

Shhh… let us dream…

Dying can take a little time, I feel like we made progress to the goal 👍

Too soon

Boo this man

Look on the good side, he's really, really sick.

But now we can move on to the "why did he disappear" game. And also, "why was J.D. Vance talking about becoming President" game. Granted, not nearly as much fun ... and yes, some of us really do need to get lives.

Have we considered Undead as a possible option?

But he's probably very ill. Tick tock, Donald. The world is waiting to rejoice.

FUCK

It’s inevitable, though, and I take comfort in that.

Worst case scenario!

Just the shit bag he calls a body🤣

That's because he actually dies Sept 3rd. A woman in the UK had a premonition and she claims never to be wrong. Massive heart attack incoming.

Maybe the brain worm guy will remove all defibrillators since their technology is based in science.

Witches, warlocks, voodoo priests and priestesses, hoodoo workers. What are y'all doing?

We are overburdened. You normies need to manifest that shit.

Looking at those proof of life images, I feel like there should be a Monty Python meme..."I'm not dead yet." He looked like they pulled him out of bed precisely for those images.

I heard that people analyzed the meta-data from the “proof of life” videos, and determined they were from two weeks ago.

So - from two months ago…

I mean, Satan can’t die.

Youth pastor voice: you know who else everyone thought was dead for three days

The Boston Redsox when the Yankees had a 3-0 lead in the ALCS in 2004.

THE BEST.

lmao goddammit

Don't give them ideas!

… bruised hand and all …

One and a half akshally.

Uncle Herschel?

Uncle Baby Billy?

My brain went to Hitler

There's no cross sturdy enough to hold him.

"Lord, by this time there will be an odor."

booooooooooooooo

Pwn.

Dave situation

You’re a spoiler.🤫

Dammit

Only on the outside!

He looks...well that's a hell of a Taxidermy job I must say.

I’m not reposting bad news.

Booooo

Uggh

Dammit!!!

Source?

Are you sure they’re not just “Weekend-at-Bernie-ing” him?

Proof of life

Sure he's alive but it probably got under his skin. Also, the mention of Vance waiting in the wings probably annoys the piss out of him.

For now...

When people play this game you realize every famous autocrat you know of lives forever right

Stalin was 4 years younger than Trump when he died.

Trump won't see your skeets about this but the other dictators in your feed will and nobody is thinking about how that looks to them 👏

Ceausescu didnt.

Can’t we have a rain dance once in a while?

and kissinger

But that took sooooo long

Counter point: Girolamo Savonarola, Charles I, Mussolini, Hitler

the reason we know them is *because* they lived forever. the autocrats who die 6 months into their regime fade from history

history is full of Henry Kissingers who tragically passed from this earth before killing even one thousand innocent people

Mugabe lived to the point where even the army was like, all right, this is enough, you got to go.

Ok but Francisco Franco is still dead

Rather take daily solace in their demise than stress daily over their f*ckery.

Trump's father lived on with dementia for a LONG time. I have never had faith in food karma taking him out. We don't have that kind of luck.

Like the old saying goes “a watched pot never boils“.

The silver lining is few start so late in the age game. 🤞🏼 Must be wild knowing 100m people can’t wait to party when you’re dead tho.

We were all happy for a Friday evening and that's not nothing. Dress rehearsal for the biggest party ever.

No, they’re all still dead.

Can't go to heaven, and Satan won't have them because they ruin the atmosphere.

Daddy, tell me again how they strung up Mussolini.

Well son, after they threw rotten fruit and kicked & pissed on ‘em, they hung ‘em all up by their feet from the metal girder of a half-built service station.

The Iron Law Of Oligarchy: The Pricks Live Forever. (I didn't bother looking this up)

>gif of Kissinger laughing like a Hutt<

Except the ones who didn't.

You’ll never take my hope, Swin

We don’t need your negativity and bad attitude sir

😂

You bastardo!!

For now

👿

did they pump him full of adrenaline and prop him up

And just like that, I’m in mourning.

How alive??

And is “sort of alive” the equivalent of “mostly dead”?

Blast.

It’s like the ending of Cloverfield youtu.be/bXskaIJ7V0Q?...

He's dead to me.

FUCK!

It's too late. I had a nocturnal emission.

How about alive but clinging to life?

debatable

Is he, though?

We’re just practicing :)

😢

Hope springs eternal

His parents lived to 88 and 93 too 🫤

Trump is now observing the entire world celebrating the notion that he was dead.

I’m afraid that poetic justice is all we can hope for at this point.

While certainly second best, an enjoyable thing to contemplate 😁

You sure

💩

pffft if you call that living

Whelp, that’s an awful way to start the day.

dammit.

FUCK..........

Get Vance to shake his hand. Worked on the pope.

They keep JD two arms lengths away at all times.

They keep a spray bottle just to keep him away from Trump and off the furniture.

Noooooo

He is out golfing?

**%^###^*#%%}!!!!!!!! Censors wouldn’t let the real rant be printed..

At least he has to live with our disappointment.

Define "alive" in this instance