I got bad news for you, Jamie: Ulthwé is just the Quenyan form while Ulthuan is Sindarin—they’re BOTH fantasy. (“Aeldari” comes out of a fad for “more authentic” spellings that Númenor went through in the S.A. 1800s; it wasn’t more authentic and didn’t last.)

I've got bad news for you! I'm talking about Warhammer.

No no that's backwards, my Aeldari come from Ulthuan

Warhammer is when your dark elves come from cleveland

*East Midlands

We’re gonna need that ‘Jamie McKelvie joke explainer’ account, stat

(ask a Games Workshop nerd)

Damn straight I'm using old twitter material when the same discourse comes round again

As you should

The classics are classics for a reason

the best are the ones w/ the serial numbers filed off tho' this way you can *pretend* its new, and no one will probably notice... excellent to see you here, btw, Jon....

I can't let these things be lost to the sands of time or Musk wins

All that particular discourse deserves, really.

Reposting this means I can now have you tried in the Hague for a double tap strike on a civilian populace

I always wonder what space French they swiped the e acute from.

Surely you mean "aelves" and "the realm of Hyish", Jamie

Do I tho

AELVES AND ORRUKS AND DUARDIN, JAMIE

LEGALLY DISTINCT ENTITIES!!!

Literally thought the second half was gonna be "science fiction is when your Elves come from Vulcan" 🤭