Jamie I’m not being funny but you’ve overreached here. Nobody goes to cooler diners than Ollie.

He's right, it's kind of my thing. I've been told I'm the Guy Fieri of the South/South East of England

I can't believe how hard you've fucked this up.

All I have to do in these situations is let Ollie keep talking.

Remarkably efficient. I’m team Jamie now.

And this is how you make friends Jamie, just hang out with me and everyone will be your friend purely through opposition to me

Your problems is that you've never taken a ride to flavourtown

I will have you know that I placed fourth in the Republican primary for mayor of flavourtown on no less than three occasions. Even beat out disgraced former Mayor McCheese once.