Two people to take the Ring to Mordor? I mean
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I would love to see Cliff explain the history of the One Ring he's invented in his head.
aug 30, 2025, 9:54 pm • 6 1 • view
aug 30, 2025, 10:11 pm • 3 0 • view
Damn it. I should have thought of this first. external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
aug 30, 2025, 10:14 pm • 3 0 • view
No Richard the idea is they're supposed to succeed in getting the ring to mordor
aug 30, 2025, 10:15 pm • 4 0 • view
I laughed so hard at this, I scared my cat
aug 30, 2025, 10:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Ok but...
aug 30, 2025, 9:39 pm • 2 0 • view
I would hit "play" so hard it would break the remote
aug 30, 2025, 9:28 pm • 6 0 • view
Two people to take the Ring to Mordor? Marcus would obviously be Sam.
aug 31, 2025, 2:28 am • 1 0 • view
Bill: Ted, this Gollum dude is most heinous. Ted: But Bill, we need him if we are to become most triumphant at Mount Doom! Bill: Bogus. I like it
aug 30, 2025, 10:00 pm • 6 0 • view
“Woah, this Sauron sounds like a most heinous dude”
aug 30, 2025, 9:23 pm • 15 0 • view
I mean the movie did short us quite a few songs...
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i'd fuckin watch THAT movie 😹
aug 30, 2025, 10:33 pm • 3 0 • view
I raise you 1 chaos
aug 30, 2025, 10:17 pm • 12 0 • view
Garrack would make some dubious choices but they'd get it done
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 4 0 • view
YOU STOLE MY FANFICTION YOU MONSTER
aug 30, 2025, 10:27 pm • 33 1 • view
😁
aug 30, 2025, 10:45 pm • 3 0 • view
Proposal, all four of them. We just need another five and to figure out who gets to be Sam. (It’s Garak, Garak is Sam).
aug 31, 2025, 6:22 am • 0 0 • view
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I assume O'Brien will be playing Gollum, so we can watch the Irishman suffer.
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 5 0 • view
"Your ring is safe with me, Doctor"
aug 30, 2025, 10:16 pm • 10 0 • view
*Garak using Julian as a human shield* "GARAK WHAT IS GOING ON I THOUGH YOU SAID SAFE!" "Ah, my dear doctor, I said the *ring* would be safe!"
aug 30, 2025, 11:14 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s the perfect choice!
aug 30, 2025, 10:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 10:19 pm • 2 0 • view
"I'm the Frodo and you're the Sam!" "That's ridiculous, you're the tall one, you're the Sam!" "Oh my god, I'm talking cuteness-wise and cute-ness wise I'm the Frodo!"
aug 30, 2025, 9:46 pm • 25 1 • view
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The winner
aug 30, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
“Dude, if we just go back in time, and drop the ring into the volcano last week, Sauron won’t even see us coming, and we can finish our report on time! Most excellent idea, Ted!”
aug 30, 2025, 9:43 pm • 6 0 • view
I would pay good money to see that
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aug 30, 2025, 9:40 pm • 13 0 • view
Nah, that’s practical. Obvs they could take the Ring to Mordor
aug 31, 2025, 7:44 am • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 9:27 pm • 10 0 • view
“Wow Dude I can’t believe we just like walked into Mordor.”
aug 30, 2025, 10:00 pm • 5 0 • view
this is such a good answer holy shit those boys COMMIT.
aug 30, 2025, 10:12 pm • 8 0 • view
They'd get it there!! And they're far too pure to be corrupted by it.
aug 30, 2025, 10:13 pm • 14 0 • view
and if one started to be tempted, there's no way the other would let them fall
aug 30, 2025, 10:14 pm • 7 0 • view