I can't stop thinking about how many people told me he was a genius for how he responded to the question about the England football strip getting a slight change,

"he's not giving them anything to work with" they told me

I knew he was going to be bad. I hadn't quite grasped *how* bad.

everything indicated spineless twunt, but nobody could have predicted these incredible lows,

even so, starting the stint as PM going "we can't fix anything" was a pretty incredile thing for people to look past and go "ah, but he knows what he's doing, this'll be better than the tories" and now we're at video deportations and "i'm going to remove some human rights"

but i'm just mad at hopeful delusion from people who told me that wanting things to improve was an impossibility unless we make massive compromise

He really is an embarrassment

he's a threat to existence is what he is

"How do you do, fellow patriots"

Learned everything he knows about flags from Eddie Izzard.

I'm intrigued by the notion that he always sits in front of a union jack. I mean, is his house littered with flags so he never risks breaking that rule? Or does he carry a spare in the back pocket for impromptu sit-downs?

Absolutely committed to being not only the very worst but being as fucking embarrassing about it as possible the whole way down