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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social

no one would know for at least 6 weeks if wario died

aug 14, 2024, 4:55 am • 226 26

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Streetwise, the Cville Safety Cat @averysafecat.bsky.social

We’d never feel our liver die either. Same result.

aug 14, 2024, 5:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) @probgobl.in

Walugi would, but mostly because he's a carrion eater and would be attracted by the scent.

aug 14, 2024, 3:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Error Crater - The Abyss Stares Back @errorcrater.bsky.social

i was told wario can never die. picture him floating in the void after the heat death of the universe

aug 14, 2024, 5:27 am • 2 0 • view
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Emerald Lavigne: 90s anime woman dysphoria haver @leftoidsadhu.bsky.social

You know it smell wild in there

aug 14, 2024, 10:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Jess Ragan @mneko.bsky.social

Sure we would! Because even his rotting corpse would smell better than all that garlic he eats. "Wait a minute, what DOESN'T stink in here?"

aug 14, 2024, 6:51 am • 1 0 • view
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UltraSlime4k @ultraslime4k.bsky.social

I guess he's like the Layne Staley of Nintendo when you think about it.

aug 14, 2024, 6:14 am • 1 0 • view
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social

fat chance in hell you find his body

aug 14, 2024, 4:57 am • 24 1 • view
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social

*turning to exchange a meaningful look with Waluigi*

aug 14, 2024, 7:12 am • 2 0 • view
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Cherry🇵🇪🇫🇷 @cherry-pigeon.bsky.social

Huh

aug 14, 2024, 6:40 am • 1 0 • view