(un)fun fact: I went to rewatch Akira but it's not on Hulu anymore, also Hulu just kind of sucks in general now

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I rly should, I just don't really know where to pirate a film like Akira. I don't know any piracy sites for general media that aren't sketchy, like obviously all pirate sites are sketchy that's the point but I'm talking "this is gonna give me a virus nocap" type sketchy not Pirate Bay sketchy

Obviously there is the pirate bay and I have an ad blocker so I wouldn't have to look at the gross ads the ppl running it have to default to since they're not "legit", but I don't have a VPN and I live in America

And ironically I don't know where else I could pirate a VPN uwU

so it takes a little setup work, but i highly recommend setting up kodi with an add-on like Fen Light. you won't need a vpn but you will need a debrid service (they're kinda like vpns but cheaper but limited to downloading and streaming) guides are on reddit.com/r/addons4kodi

once you have it set up it is way simpler than torrenting, it basically feels like using a clunkier version of Netflix that has almost everything in one place

Im liking miruro. tv but u can check R/piracy which has a big list of all the options for watching stuff

The sounds I just made woke up the cat

horse just shuffling sideways really fast with tiny steps

how do we even put it down 4 times :(

you put it back up again

Watched a compilation of Akira slides in animation recently, and I busted up laughing when one was on a horse because I knew exactly this is what SHOULD have happened. XD

This is the content i’m here for

horse's fault

Roach Witcher 3

HORSE DRIFTING

I did a tour poster for my 2018 book tour based on this theme, but more just riding a donkey at a slow pace maybe

hell yeah

Bet you'd look sick af doing it tho...

They’re bringing back Lucky? My favorite show about obliterating race horses. I hear Dustin Hoffman got to personally destroy several horses and also direct some episodes.

Don’t forget the episode a horse also directed, then it had to be put down as its work was deemed better than Hoffman’s and they didn’t want anyone to know…Great show. Could have been The Wire (with horses).

This maybe only works for Chiranjeevi and no one else. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8qw...

When I heard there was an Akira slide in "Nope", this is how I thought it would go down.

rookie mistake. you have to flip the horse over so it akira slides on its back.

This is not an akira slide man

Beautiful. Hilarious. 10/10.

I'm gonna miss old Gluestick...

Pretty sure that Neversoft's 'Gun' had something like this.

Horse trips like

You’re just doing it wrong.

I must know what comes next

ok but poor little horse

The power of a good editor.

This feels like a fucking ZAZ bit

TURN US BOTH INTO GLUE

They do this on the Kingdom manga

I'd have pressed L1 earlier, you're a fuckin idiot

jordan peele would’ve done this in nope if he’d had any conviction

Same for Vanilla Ice. Imagine the power of seduction Akira-sliding up to a woman would have and compare that to his laughable horseback 360.

Actually, given the right training and ground conditions, horses can do this just fine

I lost my shit at this one and when my coworkers asked what I was laughing at and I told them they said “oh no” and “that’s horrible” so I clearly work with a bunch of unfunny people who cannot appreciate art

*horse does a sidewayvs flip and lands safely on its feet*

Huh... that's weird. Someone needs to tell them that the call seems to be coming from inside the house. I'd ask if they've checked the children buttttttt

Doing an akira slide on my ass, sliding and skidding