Calling the fairy queen a bigot when she won't accept an orange cat that doesn't even like me as 'my firstborn'.

(Jeff loved me he just loved everyone else in the apartment more, before I get people thinking I'm a badd off this)

It's still sadly niche but with a little research you can easily find places who will sacrifice your niblings. DMs open.

John Hopkins did a study showing that two slain lambs linked by raven talon and shoaled in lion's skin releases just as much pranic energy as one firstborn. It's 2025, it's valid! Not to mention the elephant in the room...some of the firstborns put up in the pacts are complete shite

sizing up an proffered trash failson and saying child you’re on the wrong side of this pact! get in it not of it

i liked that guys work on small craft on a milk sea but im not getting medical advice from a musician

God dang it