whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao
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goatchuds are seething
jul 30, 2025, 6:03 pm • 16 0 • view
milk maidenless??
jul 30, 2025, 5:51 pm • 17 0 • view
no heifers??
jul 30, 2025, 9:35 pm • 5 1 • view
You gotta hire some staff plugged into the regional cow recruiting pipelines. Like in these midwestern states, high school dairy production training becomes a calf’s whole life, AND they get desperate to go anywhere else by the time they can. You just have to get to them first
jul 30, 2025, 6:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Or you can go the Moneyball route and find like a cow that got retired early bc her udders were all weird, guys like that. Get the right stat nerds and you can stitch together a competitive barn from a gaggle of one-trick heifers for cheap
jul 30, 2025, 6:33 pm • 1 0 • view
this is a COW FARM… you’re gonna find cows outside!!
jul 30, 2025, 5:44 pm • 17 0 • view