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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social

>be me >match with hot girl on tinder >says she’s not sebulba when i ask if she’s sebulba because legally she’d have to tell me if she was sebulba if she was sebulba >meet irl >sebulba

aug 19, 2025, 4:15 am • 737 98

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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social

club penguin that's illegal people can't do that
aug 19, 2025, 3:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social

This is too scary!!!!

aug 19, 2025, 4:27 am • 12 0 • view
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Dog That Looks Like Eminem @monoxide.bsky.social

tfw she says she’s gruntilda but she’s sebulba…smdh…

aug 19, 2025, 5:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Juggalocalism @outside.bsky.social

Guy who gets Sebulba mixed up with Seb Gorka

aug 19, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Juggalocalism @outside.bsky.social

Question for foot guys here, what's your take on Sebulba and other Dug. Are foot-hands a yes or a no? What about hand-feet? Is this a sort of how would dogs wear trousers situation?

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aug 19, 2025, 9:19 am • 2 0 • view
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jaypea @jpstarling.bsky.social

GOTDAMBIT SEBULBA

aug 19, 2025, 5:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lt. Com. Alexis Chaircheck @chaircheck.bsky.social

This happened to a friend of mine (M29) who we'll call Gasgano (fake name) except she said she was Sebulba but when he showed up she was actually Sekiki

aug 19, 2025, 8:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Lamb Rogan Joe @futurefeature.bsky.social

can’t date sebulba again because they’re a cheater 😔

aug 19, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tom Buckner @justanotherant.bsky.social

Now THIS is tinder racing!

aug 19, 2025, 1:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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april @squiddy.gay

this happened to my buddy ben quadinaros

aug 19, 2025, 4:42 am • 13 0 • view
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.bsky.social

Think of how nimble and strong her hands must be from having to both use them as feet and for fine manipulation.

aug 19, 2025, 4:19 am • 4 0 • view
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kamprov.bsky.social @kamprov.bsky.social

Chop Cha-wah!

aug 19, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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taylor @quantumboots.bsky.social

>poodoo

aug 19, 2025, 4:18 am • 14 1 • view
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Drift @inanity101.bsky.social

I know in my heart that one of these days it won't be sebulba

aug 19, 2025, 4:23 am • 6 0 • view
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Homies Trismagistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social

now that's podracing

aug 19, 2025, 3:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social

this would be a nightmare

aug 19, 2025, 4:16 am • 19 0 • view
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Uneasy Writer @uneasywriter.bsky.social

Sebulba, smirking and adjusting their goggles.
aug 19, 2025, 4:18 am • 36 0 • view
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rose @peppeppeia.bsky.social

What a satisfying word to say. The name "sebulba" might be one of the best things in star wars. Thank you for helping me realize this.

aug 19, 2025, 4:28 am • 4 0 • view