Josh Gondelman
@joshgondelman.bsky.social
Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.
created May 5, 2023
85,118 followers 1,068 following 9,140 posts
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Rainesford Stauffer (@rainesford.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
“These narratives around young people in ‘starter jobs’ or doing sort of superfluous work, or just work to get them through, can often function to lower young people's bargaining power and reduce the power that they have in the workplace. Unions can obviously help with giving them back that power.”
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted
This week's That's Marvelous newsletter contains pep talks for teachers and whatever makeup artist is responsible for making Donald Trump's "necrod bod" look alive.
Anna Gifty (@itsafronomics.bsky.social) reposted
It's official. The books that I wrote arrived. I am an author y'all. I AM AN AUTHOR. A childhood dream I never thought could happen is happening!!!!!! 🥹 In 15 days, #TheDoubleTax is coming to a doorstep, bookstore, and library near you. Please pre-order by 9/16: annagifty.com! #booksky #blacksky
Tracy O’Connell Novick (@tracynovick.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Oh sorry, I did the bad social media thing and forgot to link: bsky.app/profile/josh...
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahah!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope neither of us ever dies!!!!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
This week's That's Marvelous newsletter contains pep talks for teachers and whatever makeup artist is responsible for making Donald Trump's "necrod bod" look alive.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
The question on all of our minds right now. How dedicated are our business partners???
Emily Guskin (@emgusk.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Labor Day Thank a union!!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
👏👏👏
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😂
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Wow!!!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I did it Hahaah.
Maris Kreizman (@maris.bsky.social) reposted
I’m the wife and I approve this message
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank YOU! (And also I was so sad to miss your show in Portland but I had to rush home after the Friday night show!)
Jaya Saxena (@jayasaxena.com) reposted
Folks he did it
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahah!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Considered it but unclear if that’s better or worse!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Tuck thank you!!!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
True! Kind of a substantial outro which you can skip or not too!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
I’m trying to decide whether doing “No Children” at karaoke while happily married is a fun goof of a way to terrify all our friends (or I guess both)???
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
🫡
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahaha fair!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
Rudy Giuliani just set a world record in the field of Statement That Invites More Questions Than It Answers.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted
Hi if anyone would like a pep talk in an upcoming That's Marvelous newsletter, let me know here! Also, I have had a lot of fun writing the newsletter lately! I'd love if you'd consider subscribing and even upgrading to paid if you've got a few extra bucks on hand! www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
Hi if anyone would like a pep talk in an upcoming That's Marvelous newsletter, let me know here! Also, I have had a lot of fun writing the newsletter lately! I'd love if you'd consider subscribing and even upgrading to paid if you've got a few extra bucks on hand! www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com
MoreBad (@todseelie.bsky.social) reposted
I shared some photos I've taken of the only good office Christmas parties: Tony Hawk's flaminghydra.com/tony-hawks-h...
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, my brain has seriously been a little melted by the fact that "do something cool and then get attention for it" has been largely replaced as an ethos by "get as much attention as you can and then monetize that attention by any means necessary."
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly think that the independent TikTok/YouTube/newsletter economy presents some of the most perverse incentives imaginable for the people doing that work, and it either encourages them to be their worst selves and/or rewards people who get worse! Not everyone does that, but it's so lucrative!
Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted reply parent
Those willing, by contrast, to trade away the rights and dignity of transgender people or the poor cannot be considered friends of democracy any more than those who were willing to countenance second-class status for blacks and Jews.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re welcome!
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🔥🔥🔥
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Was that something I said?
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
You’ve gotta read better.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahh I’m sorry they’re spoken for! I’ll delete the original post!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
I just directed someone to this merch this week!
Jessica Schulberg (@jessicaschulberg.bsky.social) reposted
I got to talk with @lataco.bsky.social's @eltragon.bsky.social about his tireless documentation of immigration raids in LA, and how his knowledge of the city's street food scene makes him a better immigration reporter
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
The simplest answer has always been that he just doesn’t care about his job or feel any obligation to be publicly accountable for doing it.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Lolol
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure! I think that’s true!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahah this is kind of the opposite right? Hitting it by accident?
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Legit agreed!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay but shanking a shot is different than whiffing!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
LOVE this idea.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
The crowd should be allowed to cheer really loudly at golf and tennis matches. You can go totally wild at a baseball game, and those hitters don't even make contact a lot of the time. I've never seen a pro miss a golf ball.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey thanks!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
It's extremely unfair to speculate about Donald Trump's health just because he's elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
I had a very nice time telling jokes tonight. That's all!
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
Natalie Weiner (@natalieweiner.bsky.social) reposted
just a reminder that we are on ghost, not substack; if you are looking for a newsletter to support that is women-owned and run and trying to do our best not to support evil empires you could do worse
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Shes got muscle (the Watson Twins) protecting her!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m going next week in NYC!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Noooo! I really just want to unload these tickets!
Chris Calogero (@realchriscal.bsky.social) reposted
Today marks one year since my debut comedy album “Husky Boy” was released. It’s my proudest professional accomplishment. It falls on the birthday of my friend Amy Daulton who passed away 10 years ago. That was not by accident. This will be an album and Amy thread in celebration
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahaha you’re killing me!
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Please everyone preorder please thank you lol www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/746817...
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Teach the controversy I like it!!!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
it was not hahah
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hell yeah.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
I would love to read a heated anti-astronomy take though. Fuck the sky.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted
I wrote and told this joke before they changed the Cracker Barrel logo back, okay!??!
Maris Kreizman (@maris.bsky.social) reposted
“I know tons of morally reprehensible people who read good books all the time.” —me lithub.com/books-arent-...
Monica Carmean (@monicacarmean.com) reposted
I love watching extremely talented comics make jokes on the very first day they thought them up because they are just slightly better than the best joke I've ever told in my entire life and it makes me feel like hope that maybe someday I could also be as funny as Josh. (I could not.)
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
hahah thank you!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
lol dammit, weisberg
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Monica!
Laurel Krahn (@windowseat.bsky.social) reposted
I love that this is how I learned that they're changing the logo back. (It's a good bit!)
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
OooOoooOoo!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahah
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
I legit can’t believe this joke became dated within the week.
Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Seriously, just check out this lineup! Thursday, September 5, Union Hall, Brooklyn, 10:00 pm.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Trenni hi! Of course I see this! I am sadly not going to be there, but I hope you have a wonderful time! It's such a beautiful venue, and the show is always so much fun live!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
:(((
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahah thank you!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
I wrote and told this joke before they changed the Cracker Barrel logo back, okay!??!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
Things like this help me understand why people hold onto the idea of hell being real.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
You're not wrong!!!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss Samanthing!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
I almost referred to the Dr. Seuss book as "The Cat AND the Hat" like it had a "Sex and the City" type of vibe. "The hat is basically a character on its own."
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh! That’s much clearer! Thanks for clarifying! I mean I don’t care what you think but I appreciate your taking notes.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you driving at bud?
Anna Merlan (@annamerlan.bsky.social) reposted
I love learning secondhand that Tony Hawk is apparently a lovely man and a fun boss
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted
“Smokeshow” is such a funny term because it’s super horny but not at all sensual. It’s like damn that lady is so hot she literally sublimated and is now gaseous.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted
This week’s That’s Marvelous contains one of my favorite comedy stories: The tale of the week I opened for the late, great Paul Mooney. Check it out and maybe subscribe: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/146-the-old-...
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
That...uhhh...is the joke part?
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
This week’s That’s Marvelous contains one of my favorite comedy stories: The tale of the week I opened for the late, great Paul Mooney. Check it out and maybe subscribe: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/146-the-old-...
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted
Here's a little excerpt from this week's That's Marvelous newsletter where I spent too much time thinking about the Cracker Barrel rebrand among other things. Read the whole thing here: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/146-the-old-...
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
You just know that Taylor Swift (the ultimate millennial) had to be physically restrained from captioning her engagement photos: "So...we did a thing..."
Julia Carrie Wong (@joolia.bsky.social) reposted
we’d love to turn off the machine that convinces children to kill themselves, but we can’t really justify losing our ability to lay off customer service agents, now can we?
Rainesford Stauffer (@rainesford.bsky.social) reposted
For a story: looking to talk to Gen Z workers in different fields about how/if you’re pushing back against the “everything-is-an-emergency” approach to work. If you feel you can’t take this approach (because of your field, disproportionate pressure, etc) would also love to talk. Email/Signal in bio!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
Joe Biden must be rolling in his grave right now.
rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) reposted
‘dear rax, i’m 23 and i want to be a writer but im scared that the industry is dying’ www.patreon.com/posts/137417...
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
lol!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Steve Martin is as close as I can get but he was still a few years older!
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Right she’s not just lowkey private smoke.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reply parent
Niiiiiice.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social)
“Smokeshow” is such a funny term because it’s super horny but not at all sensual. It’s like damn that lady is so hot she literally sublimated and is now gaseous.