Male anguish about hair loss has never been more evident. Social media, dating apps, “Zoom dysphoria” and a sometimes-predatory marketplace are stoking the anxiety.
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The idea was to make life easier and less judgmental for women, not to push anxieties on men. I want to get back on the path of DEI and woke. Two steps forward and one step back. We will get there!
aug 5, 2025, 3:01 am • 2 0 • view
Oh give me a fucking break. I could not care any less about a man's anguish over his hair.
aug 5, 2025, 2:00 am • 4 0 • view
Here for the comments
aug 5, 2025, 12:19 pm • 0 0 • view
It's time to boycott the oligarchs. Money is the only thing they understand. Full boycott guide pinned to my feed.
aug 5, 2025, 1:35 am • 4 1 • view
So this is why Bezos voted for a pedophile?
aug 5, 2025, 1:50 am • 0 0 • view
I think it depends a lot on the age and other demographic factors in your dating pool. Bald Black men are their own category of handsome! And by the time anyone is looking for a man over a certain age, baldness is pretty common and not a dealbreaker.
aug 5, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
oh for fucks sake
aug 5, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
Of all the bullshit the average person in the US has to worry about currently, *this* is “news?” FFS.
aug 5, 2025, 3:53 am • 0 0 • view
Whatever happened to the quietly ignored combover? It's in evidence at the White House, and like Trump's horrible actions, his hair is mocked but MAGA still loves him. Let's go, men! Grow it long, comb it over, spray the hell out of it, and you, too, could be the President of the United States.
aug 5, 2025, 11:47 am • 0 0 • view
Insecure much? Wear a hat!
aug 5, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
Give me a fuckin break. Whining men. It's women who should be concerned about losing hair and going bald.
aug 5, 2025, 2:17 pm • 0 0 • view
How else do we tell men that there’s a whole group of people who like them bald? Your very existence proves this.
aug 5, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 5, 2025, 3:57 am • 1 0 • view
I mean, the "bald and bearded" look can be quite sexy
aug 5, 2025, 7:08 am • 0 0 • view
What are you going to do? – a rhetorical question.
aug 5, 2025, 6:47 am • 0 0 • view
I learned to embrace the bald by shaving my head. It makes you look more badass.
aug 5, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Epstein/Maxwell/Trump. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
aug 5, 2025, 8:12 pm • 0 0 • view
I always read public as pubic the first time, not sure why. Still not interested in the Washington Post.
aug 5, 2025, 4:59 am • 0 0 • view
We have to be the softest people on the planet
aug 5, 2025, 1:40 pm • 0 0 • view
What the fuck have you become Washington Post?
aug 5, 2025, 2:46 am • 0 0 • view
It's not about what's on your head, it's what's in your heart. Also penis size matters somewhat, depending on preference.
aug 5, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
What a total crock. Only pathetic weakling beta males are "anguished" about losing their hair. Real men, when confronted with male pattern baldness, start buzz cutting their remaining hair or, better yet, just start shaving their entire head.
aug 5, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
It’s okay, guys. Baldies are hotties. Sometimes hair goes away, and people still look great. 👍
aug 5, 2025, 4:31 am • 1 0 • view
Fuck you Bezos for buying a first class newspaper to publish shit like this. Buy a fucking toupee instead, baldy.
aug 5, 2025, 1:49 am • 1 0 • view
Just be happy with yourself no matter who you are or what you look like. It's what's inside that matters.
aug 5, 2025, 4:27 am • 1 0 • view
Tell them to stop hating on women for being fat and we will stop hating on their hair loss.
aug 5, 2025, 3:01 am • 1 0 • view
Bald headed guys have more skin in the game
aug 5, 2025, 1:53 am • 9 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 2:01 am • 1 0 • view
I am bald and I don't give a shit about anything
aug 5, 2025, 12:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Ever been on a flight from Istanbul?? Filled with men having had hair procedures!
aug 5, 2025, 5:57 am • 0 0 • view
American men are spoiled, irrational crybabies, by and large. #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein
aug 5, 2025, 8:54 am • 1 0 • view
Male anguish has never been more evident over every little fuckin thing!
aug 5, 2025, 9:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Ron Popeil sold over 3 million cans of spray on hair in the 1980s. Romans put a mixture of ashes from donkey testicles and urine on their head. We've used trepanning as a treatment. There are centuries of guys wearing powdered wigs to hide it. Those and many other examples were more evident.
aug 5, 2025, 1:47 am • 0 0 • view
Give me a break !
aug 5, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view
Same with women. Many women are on hormones or minoxidil for hairloss. A lot of women are wearing toppers, extensions, wigs as well.
aug 5, 2025, 2:16 am • 41 1 • view
Yes but these men are lonely you see. And our very special little boys deserve happiness no matter the cost
aug 5, 2025, 2:23 am • 5 0 • view
These men are lonely because of their political and misogynistic views, not because of hair loss or being massively overweight.
aug 5, 2025, 2:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes I know. I was being facetious.
aug 5, 2025, 3:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Minoxidil was maybe still is mad cheap at Sam’s Club. I bought like a six month supply there to get ahead of the loss. I know it’s coming. 42 with a full head of hair and a bunch of bald uncles and father. Like the time it near. Although I’ve outpaced most of them.
aug 6, 2025, 5:39 am • 0 0 • view
(no, like jokes aside, my Aunt had that and she was really sensitive about it- it doesn't get talked about very much I don't think)
aug 5, 2025, 2:38 am • 1 0 • view
perhaps yes- think of the guys though. #men
aug 5, 2025, 2:18 am • 13 0 • view
They can wear wigs too. Nothing wrong about it.
aug 5, 2025, 5:22 am • 5 0 • view
Will they wear wigs?
aug 5, 2025, 11:22 am • 7 0 • view
Maybe!
aug 5, 2025, 12:21 pm • 5 0 • view
When will they wear wigs?
aug 5, 2025, 12:22 pm • 9 0 • view
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aug 5, 2025, 5:54 am • 1 0 • view
Fuck off
aug 5, 2025, 2:03 am • 0 0 • view
Bro just run a #2 over your head yourself, shower daily, and have a decent personality. That’s literally all it takes. I’ve been doing this for like 20 years at this point. Just learn how to speak to a human and engage with their interests and you’ll figure it out. Also wash your butt every day.
aug 5, 2025, 2:33 am • 10 0 • view
Thank you for mentioning washing your ass daily, because that is a whole different can of worms. Trust me, more women are worried about if you'll leave skid marks on the sheets vs the hair on your head.
aug 6, 2025, 3:03 am • 3 0 • view
That’s like insanely sad. Peeps wash yo ass.
aug 6, 2025, 5:41 am • 0 0 • view
Get a grip.
aug 5, 2025, 4:26 am • 0 0 • view
Uh-oh, your owner isn't going to like this.
aug 5, 2025, 1:57 am • 9 0 • view
Here’s what you do when you’re in line at the store buying your pornography and whiskey and folks is lookin’ at you and such: Just say, “Hey, are you lookin’ at my bald head goddammit?!” They almost always say they aren’t! It’s a good confidence builder.
aug 5, 2025, 4:40 am • 0 0 • view
This article was written by big toupee.
aug 5, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Just fucking do something interesting and try to be a good person. Even this guy managed one of the two.
aug 5, 2025, 2:39 am • 10 0 • view
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aug 5, 2025, 1:15 pm • 0 0 • view
I've been bald most of my adult life and I've never had anxiety about it.
aug 5, 2025, 6:52 am • 0 0 • view
To be honest the only thing wrong with male baldness is the lengths men go to to pretend it’s not happening. Many choose to be bald, possibly because of how their hairline has changed. Thirty or forty years ago baldness would be a real notable feature but it’s just not a thing anymore.
aug 5, 2025, 6:18 am • 3 0 • view
wtf I’ve never cared. I shave my head and embrace it though I forget and get sunburns.
aug 5, 2025, 1:56 am • 0 0 • view
Isn't capitalism great?
aug 5, 2025, 4:14 am • 0 0 • view
Snail oil Men are fine without hair!
aug 5, 2025, 2:11 am • 0 0 • view
Get over it guys! If the woman doesn’t want you it’s more about personality than hair. I get my head buzzed every summer. If it wasn’t so scared I would shave it.
aug 5, 2025, 10:20 am • 0 0 • view
Male anguish? Zoom Dysphoria? STFU! Pick a solution and go with it!
aug 5, 2025, 4:44 am • 0 0 • view
I don’t give a fuck and just shave what little is left
aug 5, 2025, 3:15 am • 0 0 • view
Katherine Ellison does "research" by studying posts on social media and reaching a conclusion about the general state of anguish about hair loss. That's not journalism, it's pulling an invented story out of a hat.
aug 5, 2025, 3:50 am • 4 1 • view
and every moment and cent you spend worried about your appearance is time and money you are not using to fight fascism so men need to get on board with constantly being afraid of not being attractive enough now so they won't notice fascism
aug 5, 2025, 1:39 am • 2 0 • view
{1:20} Then Job arose, rent his mantle, and *shaved his head*, fell down upon the ground, and worshipped, {1:21} said, Naked came out of mother’s womb, naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD. {2:7} So went Satan forth ...
aug 5, 2025, 5:22 am • 0 0 • view
And yet snake tattoos are cool.
aug 5, 2025, 1:37 am • 18 0 • view
Maybe tattooing isn’t as sanitary and safe as claimed, and the resulting toxins in the bloodstream kill healthy follicles, among other health issues.
aug 5, 2025, 2:56 am • 0 0 • view
Toxins lol
aug 5, 2025, 11:30 am • 1 0 • view
Tattoo inks don't get into the bloodstream. Otherwise, you would see the tattoo disappear over time.
aug 5, 2025, 2:22 pm • 6 0 • view
Eat shit fuck brain
aug 5, 2025, 4:09 am • 2 0 • view
Why didn’t you use a pic of your owner
aug 5, 2025, 2:17 am • 52 1 • view
I remember the before time when this was a respected news outlet.
aug 5, 2025, 1:54 am • 9 0 • view
Can we stop making bald dudes feel even worse about their hair loss?
aug 5, 2025, 1:36 am • 10 0 • view
Counterpoint: I’ll take one for the team if it makes a certain bald guy who owns the Post upset enough
aug 5, 2025, 2:31 am • 7 0 • view
The Washington Post has lost so many journalists in the last six months that they have nothing relevant to report about.
aug 5, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
WTF, can't we all just rock tattooed cornrows & be done with it? Okay, okay, it's a Dahlia. You get the point.
aug 5, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
LOL, this "anguish" about hair loss was probably generated by the same AI that is offering "fixed" images on LinkedIn for your profile, ie, AI is creating a problem that only AI can solve for.
aug 5, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view
I don’t know one balding person who is freaking out about it. Again more fake news from WaPo..
aug 5, 2025, 1:50 am • 0 0 • view
Why? Hair loss in men is linked to excess testosterone. There's nothing more manly (appeals to American men because they are weird) than losing your hair.
aug 5, 2025, 6:30 am • 1 0 • view
Hairloss? Try HRT.
aug 7, 2025, 10:58 am • 0 0 • view
Clickbait
aug 5, 2025, 1:44 am • 2 0 • view
Women are bleeding out in parking lots.
aug 5, 2025, 2:20 am • 1 0 • view
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aug 5, 2025, 8:52 am • 0 0 • view
The interesting thing about hair loss is that Trump is a pedophile.
aug 5, 2025, 11:22 am • 4 0 • view
hey, as they say: hair today, gone tomorrow
aug 5, 2025, 2:14 am • 1 0 • view
What these guys need is therapy. STOP CARING WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOUR HAIR. Lost my hair. Grieved it. Tried medication, nothing worked. My head is shaved, I look great for 61 and I just don't care. Confidence is sexy. Confidence in your body. Figure that out, stop worrying about your hair.
aug 7, 2025, 7:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh and if you've lost your hair? Get in the habit of sunscreen on your head EVERY DAY. And hats. My dermatologist lectured me about this a few years ago. No one wants skin cancer.
aug 7, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
There is no passion-killer more instantly effective than a toupee.
aug 7, 2025, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view
IKR? For some reason women can pull off wigs (and many have a collection of them) in a way that men cannot. I'm not sure what's going on there psychologically, but it's real.
aug 7, 2025, 7:22 pm • 1 0 • view
The creepiness of hair dye or toupees or shoe lifts or fake tan is the horribly unmanly suggestion of vanity and artifice. I can’t understand how women admire Trump.
aug 7, 2025, 7:26 pm • 1 0 • view
I can't understand why anyone past Ivana dated/had sex with him. I've dated/had sex with people for some unusual reasons but never money. He's never been hot but he was handsome enough in his 30s-40s in a bland white guy sort of way. But now he just looks creepy and weird.
aug 7, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
The aphrodisiac of money and power works upon women in a world where the gross old men have annexed all the good things of life. Elon Musk offered a flight attendant a horse in exchange for a sex act, and that always gives me pause!
aug 7, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Yikes. I missed that one. That is next level creepy. But it's Musk so that tracks.
aug 7, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Okay Jeff.
aug 5, 2025, 2:04 am • 0 0 • view
Advertising is specifically aimed at making people feel inadequate so that they're willing to pay for "solutions". In bygone countries with no TV people didn't obsess over many of the things we obsess over now. As soon as they started getting TV, they started worrying about the same things as us.
aug 5, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
God designed mens hats for a reason! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
aug 6, 2025, 5:04 am • 0 0 • view
Go bald and lean into the anxiety. Turn your weakness into a strength.
aug 5, 2025, 2:42 am • 0 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 2:09 am • 0 0 • view
Not me. The more hair I lose the more I head I get.
aug 5, 2025, 11:19 am • 0 0 • view
Epstein, Epstein Epstein
aug 5, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
Democracy Drowns in Drivel
aug 5, 2025, 1:58 am • 5 1 • view
I thought we were past this. Is this about balding YOUNG men like Stephen Miller?
aug 5, 2025, 1:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Some advice. Shave that shit. When them follicles give up you, you uno reverse them bitches. Buzz buzz m’fers.
aug 5, 2025, 2:41 am • 1 0 • view
Men need to grow the fuck up. It’s only hair. Seriously anxiety over hair. Signed, Baldmfer
aug 5, 2025, 11:16 am • 0 0 • view
I’ll be losing my hair anyway, just play the cards you’re dealt and have fun sometimes. Working from home, since my job allows it, reduced stress & anxiety by a magnitude of 99%. It’s great.
aug 5, 2025, 11:29 am • 1 0 • view
Balding Trump Had Scalp Reduction Surgery www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...
aug 5, 2025, 1:46 am • 6 2 • view
More like BRAIN reduction surgery.
aug 5, 2025, 1:31 pm • 1 0 • view