Paws crossed.
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#daretodream
may 24, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
The fact that the punchline is vague but I still know exactly who it's talking about
may 24, 2025, 7:38 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm hanging Christmas lights to mark the occasion. Pass it on.
may 23, 2025, 8:58 pm • 5 0 • view
Alt Text: man glances at newspaper stand each morning. Vendor asks him what he's looking for? Obituary. They're in the back though. Not the one I want to see.
may 31, 2025, 3:55 am • 0 0 • view
😆👏
may 29, 2025, 11:19 am • 0 0 • view
I 🙏 for it everyday
may 24, 2025, 8:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Funny👽
may 24, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
😆🤣
may 24, 2025, 9:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Exactly! Every morning I ask "well is he dead yet?". Then I prepare myself for a day of idiocy, bad news, and stuff I have to worry about all over again.☹️
may 23, 2025, 8:58 pm • 3 0 • view
He won't die until he has "evened the score"with everyone and everythng he thinks have done him wrong. It's that vile energy that keeps him going.
may 24, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
🎉
may 24, 2025, 11:06 am • 0 0 • view
🎉
may 24, 2025, 11:05 am • 0 0 • view
👍Weird how everyone knows who he means.
may 24, 2025, 6:15 pm • 9 0 • view
😂 Never gets old
may 24, 2025, 7:48 pm • 0 0 • view
may 24, 2025, 9:37 pm • 7 2 • view
Alt Text: Trump tombstone with a sink beside it. Wash hands after urination, please.
may 31, 2025, 3:57 am • 0 0 • view
I will be taking a bottle of pee to put it on him.
may 24, 2025, 9:47 pm • 2 1 • view
That's why he's gonna be buried at sea like Bin Laden.
may 31, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 0 • view
JD Vances first act after 25th Trump will be to order him executed and drawn and quartered with the parts flung off a ship for shark chum just like Osama bin Ladens body Or maybe his followers will just steal his body just like Jesus' wackjob disciples did so they can claim he's Holy Ghosted 😄
may 25, 2025, 12:55 am • 0 0 • view
😂🤣😂👍👍👍💙💙💙
may 24, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
LOL, really loud.
may 24, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
may 24, 2025, 11:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Funny part… this joke was originated in USSR… just before it’s collapse.
may 23, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Well then perfect for assface, right?
may 24, 2025, 3:31 am • 1 0 • view
may 24, 2025, 9:00 pm • 1 0 • view
The whole world is waiting.
may 23, 2025, 9:34 pm • 3 1 • view
Every time my watch says breaking news I say please, please, please. One day it will be.
may 24, 2025, 7:54 pm • 4 1 • view
My husband and I wake up every day and ask each other if he’s ⚰️ yet.
may 24, 2025, 8:37 pm • 3 0 • view
Time is on our side
may 24, 2025, 7:31 am • 1 0 • view
may 24, 2025, 8:18 pm • 5 0 • view
🙏🙏🙏🙏
may 24, 2025, 8:29 pm • 2 0 • view
✅
may 23, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/ocon...
may 24, 2025, 9:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Crypto assface is torturing us every day.
may 25, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
may 24, 2025, 7:14 pm • 3 0 • view
😂😂
may 23, 2025, 10:32 pm • 3 0 • view
Every. Damn. Day. 🙏
may 24, 2025, 5:51 pm • 3 0 • view
Hope springs eternal.
may 24, 2025, 8:29 pm • 2 0 • view
the way we all know
may 24, 2025, 8:30 pm • 2 0 • view
We all know the obit we want to see.
may 24, 2025, 12:27 am • 10 0 • view
Aren't we all waiting for that day to uncork the champagne, I know I plan to be drunk until he's buried & then I'll book a flight to go piss on his grave...
may 24, 2025, 8:34 pm • 4 1 • view
I call shotgun!
may 25, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
It's becoming a trend, a prayer, a wish, or all three, but what spawned it will also have to go too
may 24, 2025, 9:19 pm • 1 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 9:28 pm • 3 0 • view
may 24, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
LOL
may 24, 2025, 9:54 pm • 0 0 • view
I love this. We are all looking for that same obituary.
may 23, 2025, 8:56 pm • 8 0 • view
We are.
may 24, 2025, 3:30 am • 3 0 • view
may 24, 2025, 8:55 am • 5 1 • view
PERFECT!!!
may 24, 2025, 8:44 pm • 3 0 • view
Same same
may 24, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
may 24, 2025, 6:11 pm • 8 0 • view
This was originally a Russian or possibly a Polish joke.
may 24, 2025, 5:51 pm • 1 0 • view
That makes it even worse. but who cares. we still want to see that front page obit.
may 24, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Makes it even better. Hand me downs from Russia, like assface.
may 25, 2025, 7:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Yep
may 24, 2025, 8:34 pm • 2 0 • view
Karma never loses an address.
may 24, 2025, 12:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Elaine, did you see the Video of Trump's 1st term where he was giving a speech somewhere and there was a Fake Presidential seal behind him that said, "Resident Of the United States". He didn't even notice. That's sad, very sad!
may 24, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Brava!!
may 23, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view