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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social

Also yeah I often misspell Newsom’s name and people acting like mistakenly adding the e is such a gigantic blunder can fuck off, people misspell my name all the time and absolutely zero people are caping for me and I am a much better person than Gavin Newsombè

jul 16, 2025, 10:59 pm • 958 20

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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social

Amen.

jul 16, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Megan E. Zombi @zombiscribe.bsky.social

I mean at least on my phone the autocorrect adds the E >_<

jul 16, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Boricua en la luna @juanablanca.bsky.social

Newsomme Newsum Neusome Neeoosom Niusom This was hard to write because autocorrect kept changing it to Newsom.

jul 17, 2025, 12:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Warspanner 40,000 @0j.io

I'd like it to be known that when I refer to you as Paulf, I'm doing so deliberately.

jul 18, 2025, 6:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Kass G. @anarkass.bsky.social

You have one cape now! Paul, I would vote for you for President, because not only do you appear to have basic human empathy, but also because I think America deserves a President who has previously voiced a horse's ass.

jul 16, 2025, 11:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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Cody @codyw.bsky.social

Newsommé

jul 16, 2025, 11:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sean @betalogan.bsky.social

i think it's nice that you're spelling Tawny Newsome's name, a far better person you probably think fondly of.

jul 17, 2025, 12:31 am • 0 0 • view
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t⚒️c🔗b @campave.bsky.social

it's always that unnecessary H - "Phaul"

jul 17, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Mute City Soundtrack @podsandracing.bsky.social

When PFT talks you listen to

jul 16, 2025, 11:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mute City Soundtrack @podsandracing.bsky.social

What the heck? It’s just listen* , no “to” haha

jul 16, 2025, 11:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Trisha ❤️‍🔥 Snakes 🐍 𓆑 @trishasnakes.bsky.social

Sometimes i misspell Neusomes name on purpose, as a sign of disrespect

jul 16, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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superdave2687.bsky.social @superdave2687.bsky.social

Gavin Nescafé?

jul 17, 2025, 5:28 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dr. Respect @adamultraberg.bsky.social

I cape for you, and stan!

jul 17, 2025, 1:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social

If Newsum is on the ballot I'm writing in Pulf Tompkns instead

jul 16, 2025, 11:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social

I literally only remember because of his much cooler cousin.

jul 17, 2025, 12:03 am • 1 0 • view
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MastaSnackCracka @mastasnackcracka.bsky.social

Sorry

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Human Resources Pufnstuf @totallyfarked.bsky.social

Gavin's ex is the evil woman from the Power Rangers! People shouldn't forget this is nothing new for him.

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jul 16, 2025, 11:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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Michelle Marie @mmludz.bsky.social

Paul, thank you so much for highlighting how wrong Newsom is. 🫡

jul 17, 2025, 7:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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miss al boogie @missalboogie.bsky.social

Gavvin Newsum

jul 16, 2025, 11:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tom Tom Waits Club Club president @chrispb.bsky.social

Reversal, the daring new parfum from House Of Newscombe.

jul 16, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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EverydayHiker @everydayhiker.bsky.social

Please Allow Ur Lovable Friends To operate machinery potentially kinda intoxicated not sober. And that’s how you never forget to spell it. (Also don’t drink and drive though)

jul 18, 2025, 2:40 am • 3 0 • view
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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social

next person who gets your name wrong is gonna catch these hands

jul 16, 2025, 11:02 pm • 6 1 • view
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Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social

YEAHHH

jul 16, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cleric Stanley @nurseboystanley.bsky.social

Let's get roasting on Garin Newsommeile

jul 16, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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crikeywoman @crikeywoman.bsky.social

Pawl Eff Thompkinz

jul 16, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social

It just throws me off because on tv I swear I hear it pronounced "Thomas Lennon"

jul 17, 2025, 2:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social

you’re absolutely right pail s tombkinds

jul 16, 2025, 11:00 pm • 28 0 • view
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Sunnyside Studio @sunnysidestudios.bsky.social

Tombkin does go kinda hard ngl

jul 18, 2025, 2:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social

Learn to spell, Handsock

jul 16, 2025, 11:02 pm • 12 0 • view
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Torr 🧵 @torrleonard.bsky.social

It was just an odd typo because usually only republicans spell it “Newsome”… like it’s some kind of slur when you add an e to the end of it 😂

jul 18, 2025, 1:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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メランコリニスタンドアップ!シスター @princeennui.bsky.social

it's Tawny's uncle so just send those angry people her way

jul 17, 2025, 12:16 am • 0 0 • view
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nerdherdsman.bsky.social @nerdherdsman.bsky.social

Paul T Fompkins isn't the correct spelling? You mean to tell me I've looked like a rube this whole time?

jul 17, 2025, 12:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Samantha Fraser @samanthafraser.bsky.social

I would bury someone for spelling your name wrong, just if we’re being real here 😅

jul 16, 2025, 11:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Callahan, the Mind Sculptor @callahanishere.bsky.social

The accent above the e is such a nice touch to that insult. Appreciate the commitment to the bit

jul 16, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social

joad crew will Never stop

jul 17, 2025, 12:20 am • 2 0 • view
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gizmo @gizmotron.bsky.social

You tell 'em, Baul!

jul 16, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view