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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social

This is making me want to know how Snoop himself thinks two women can have a baby because the two most routine ways are not scary?

aug 25, 2025, 4:54 am • 1,012 49

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The Force Will Set Me Free 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧️ @clearcutcontempt.bsky.social

I’ll never understand how people say shit like that and aren’t shamed immediately into never saying anything else ever.

aug 25, 2025, 9:06 am • 1 0 • view
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𝔍𝔞𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔯𝔢 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔷𝔬𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔷𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔢 @kingofcatastrophy.bsky.social

Pathetic ass shit, he should have just kept baking and shut the fuck up

aug 25, 2025, 6:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Michael @noobixcube.bsky.social

Didn't he guest star in The L Word?

aug 25, 2025, 8:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Lawyer Phil @lawyerphil.bsky.social

I seem to remember a great song involving "bitches in the living room getting it on." They must have lost Snoop's support around six in the six in the morning.

aug 25, 2025, 5:37 am • 8 0 • view
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Lawyer Phil @lawyerphil.bsky.social

Fuck you, Snoop. You disappointed me again. It sucks. I loved your work.

aug 25, 2025, 5:32 am • 3 0 • view
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ecouragement.bsky.social @ecouragement.bsky.social

Grandpa, tell us again how you beat that murder rap….allegedly🫢

aug 25, 2025, 5:06 am • 3 0 • view
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social

The question seems to imply that Li’l Grandbaby Snoop knows *full well* how a man & woman typically have a baby together, so I don’t know what else he’s worried about having to explain to the kid about at that point.

aug 25, 2025, 5:05 am • 26 0 • view
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Jackie Ocrassis @blurstlady.bsky.social

He makes his grandchildren call him Papa Snoop.

aug 25, 2025, 4:59 am • 3 0 • view
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Ze @zeforgotten.yaps.fyi

You think he watched one of the Alien movies before Lightyear?

aug 25, 2025, 7:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social

Walking home from school once, I found a cat, lying dead, near the gutter. She rotted more each day, until she became a meat balloon. At week's end, a truck ran her over in front of me, and several embryos shot out of her. That pretty much describes viewing the career arch of Snoop in my lifetime.

aug 27, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Arash Mohebbi @thatoldbear.bsky.social

is this his DJ Khaled moment?

aug 25, 2025, 5:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Jeff Janis @jeffjanis.bsky.social

I can’t believe the guy who put out this album cover would be a misogynist and of course, a hypocrite (kids listen to his music)

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aug 25, 2025, 12:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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trumptalksmovies.bsky.social @trumptalksmovies.bsky.social

Got it, Snoop is a dipshit as well as a crappy musician

aug 25, 2025, 8:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social

Like he is imagining some HR Giger shit is in Heather Has Two Mommies

aug 25, 2025, 4:56 am • 603 4 • view
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Mr Mac for CA-10 @jessemackinnon.com

For the youths at home, google the Star Trek The Next Generation episode “The Outcast” and read about how the J’naii conceive children if you want a real answer to this question.

aug 25, 2025, 5:02 am • 6 0 • view
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Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social

Hell raiser style maybe

aug 25, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Toby Dodgen @tobydodgen.bsky.social

Was young Snoop better equipped to understand and appreciate “bitches in the living room, getting it on” who were welcome to remain and enjoy themselves until “six in the mornin’?”

aug 25, 2025, 5:26 am • 22 0 • view
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Dane @danehurt.bsky.social

They were only allowed to do it for his pleasure, not for their own fulfillment or joy.

aug 25, 2025, 6:14 am • 19 0 • view
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Chadwick Doyle @hardigo.bsky.social

My momma don’t let me listen to his music for the same reason

aug 25, 2025, 11:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Elsimon @elsiemon.bsky.social

It's perfectly natural to worship the elder horror squidgod in exchange for a changeling baby. Straight people get to worship a stork it all evens out in the wash

aug 25, 2025, 6:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Blake @blakeac.bsky.social

Does he think scissoring involves sharp objects?

aug 25, 2025, 5:04 am • 2 0 • view
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J. Robert Lennon @jrobertlennon.com

Heather Is Two Mommies

aug 25, 2025, 10:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Keith Eric Parks @keithericparks.bsky.social

Ignorance got him this far.

aug 25, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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strths @strths.bsky.social

“Maybe they adopted” is a lot easier than “his penis got hard and then he put it in her vagina and then it spewed some liquid which has little human seeds in it” so idk what snoop’s problem is

aug 25, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Bourbon Drunk Oracle @bourbondrunkoracle.bsky.social

I prefer to think of Snoop Dog not as a person but as a character. Like Larry the Cable Guy. That way if the sex trafficking woman beating murderer sellout currently playing him dies we can replace him and keep making mediocre pop song features.

aug 25, 2025, 6:40 am • 2 0 • view
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Ozkat @christie-lover.bsky.social

I know this isn’t the point but “papa snoop” is sending me. Also wtf Snoop.

aug 25, 2025, 5:10 am • 4 0 • view
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MackJ? 🤷🏻‍♂️ @mackj.bsky.social

If he can explain to this grandkid how Lightyear is the movie that the animated series was based on that the toy from the Toy Story movies is merchandise for, he can explain lesbians.

aug 25, 2025, 1:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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goodsirjon.bsky.social @goodsirjon.bsky.social

"Bitches ain't sh*t but hoes and tricks / Lick on these nuts and suck the d*ck." - Snoop Dogg Want to explain this instead?

aug 25, 2025, 5:24 am • 5 0 • view
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St_ber @rainydayboater.bsky.social

I remember when he was shill for Girls Gone Wild. Fairly sure he is down with whatever. Papa Snoop what are those two women doing in your skeezy trailer?

aug 25, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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n2bearhugs.bsky.social @n2bearhugs.bsky.social

“Grandpa. What was it like when girls had gone wild?”

aug 25, 2025, 5:00 am • 5 0 • view
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Stuart "God, He's Good" Dunlop @stuartpdunlop.bsky.social

I also worry that his son watches a movie and immediately goes to the "but their sex is wrong" card. A child watching something and immediately thinking of the sex mechanics tells an interesting story about that household.

aug 25, 2025, 5:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Donnell Caballero @donnellcaballero.bsky.social

Well we know who drank the Kool-Aid at the inauguration now.

aug 25, 2025, 6:43 am • 0 0 • view
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MarchingMachine @marchingmachine.bsky.social

Ever hear of a D-section? Yeah, that's right; the woke want birth to be like a high school science class. Wake up sheeple!

aug 25, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social

The alternative where his grandson asks Papa Snoop how a straight couple had a baby during Lightyear and he has the projection pause the movie so he can explain penatrive sexual intercourse in full graphic detail because THAT is what he come here for.

aug 25, 2025, 1:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gravity Pike @gravity-pike.bsky.social

*frightened* wait, Snoop's grandchildren might talk to me if I go to the theater?

aug 25, 2025, 7:43 am • 2 0 • view