I often disagree with you on AT40, I guess you’re out.

Ah -this shit is very entertaining. ha ha

"hemp tower"?????

It this a "never trust anyone over thirty" (esp if they're white) revisited moment?

good grief - we did that all ready! Do they have to recycle all boomer traits. I figure a remake of Soylent Green will come out soon.

I'm not sure how this person came up with you being comfortable. I'd say you've been rather uncomfortable for as long as I've followed you, which is why I follow you. Comfortable people don't point out that the slippery slope is rapidly becoming a cliff.

not always the case, but I found this article interesting and thoughtful... but I will say you really bring out ire in people. I get that, but calling you liberal?

Hemp Tower is the HQ of the DC villian The Giggler

Tom, you really need to stop fucking with that guy. His head might explode.

I would like to build a hemp tower. Can you please post the diy blueprints you used?

Wow. I don’t feel so targeted being called a f-ing Zionist for stating that the 90 million folks who didn’t vote likely ushered in the guy who will realize their worst nightmares about Gaza & more 🤔

What a jerk this guy is. You have more moral Quandary in you earlobe that he does . Thanks Tom Nichols for what you contribute daily. I don’t miss it.

Is there one for older straight white ladies? Asking for a friend .

And then you discover they only have vacuum packed Indian food.

Will they take chubby women?

I’m going to be in Vault 108. You can call me … Gary.

Tom Nichols, liberal horseshit writer. Huh. Guess what they say is true - live long enough & you’ll see everything! 😁

you say that but you never know when you'll need that Confirmed Bachelor perk

Just when I get three levels of Lady Killer, shit goes sideways

He called you a "comfortable older straight white guy" as if that's a bad thing!

Watching people give you shit, Tom, actually makes me feel better about my day because I don’t have to put up with a bunch of haters because I’m just an average everyday nobody.

Like Jesus, Tom is crucified each day for our sins.

So true!🤣

He takes it on the chin for all of us.

He really does. Some people think he’s so terrible on here but he seems like the nicest guy on tv.

He likes to play curmudgeon but (I suspect) it's largely performative. He's prickly. But most 60+ year old guys are.

I don’t think a true curmudgeon would adore cats so much, so I don’t think that label applies to Tom.🤣

😽

Wait until you hit 60 and older. Actually between 60-70 was pretty good, after 70 your body really start to let you know that you are heading for the rust heap. And it just keeps going downhill from there.

Props to the the MySpace pic on his profile lol

Pack a gas mask.

I mean, we must be increasingly on the alert to prevent them taking over other older straight white guy vaults, in order to breed more prodigiously than we do. Thus, knocking us out of these superior numbers when we emerge! Mr. President, we must not allow an older straight white guy vault gap!

So much liberal horseshit, Tom. Come on, sober and informed analysis is commie crap.

Well, it builds a block list. I have yet to figure out how to share and use those in a way that concatenates them on this platform. I guess you’re either the most or least likely person to check in with about that.

You might need to develop some valuable manual labor skills, like screwing tiny screws into i-Phones, in order to justify being retained and supported by The Silo

I just started streaming that series. Think I’ll read the books to compare to the TV adaptation. So much of the science is wrong, but most ppl will not catch it.

Is't that all the bunkers?

I’m hoping to become a ghoul. I’m claustrophobia.

Is there a not-quite-so-old-as-Tom vault?

Tony had me at 'liberal' as a descriptor for you.

Like the thought of The Republic of Tom.

Mr. House and I have been talking

Many board games? Risk, Stratego? Chutes and Ladders?

I gotta know more about that hemp tower. Do you sell seeds? I mean it's growing season now, so I want to get started.

Now I have a picture in my head of you in a vault suit. Thanks,Tom. 🙄

🤣🤣🤣

Lmao, I appreciate the wit

He called you a "comfortable older straight white guy" as if that's a bad thing!

this guy thinks you're liberal??

the "hemp positive" side?

I've always said, and my living room portrait of Dwight David Eisenhower can attest to this, that "Tom Nichols is such a goddamn commie pinko Red"

Just hope you don’t end up being in the vault where they made Super Mutants.

Tom's safe. That was on the west coast.

Be sure to bring some hemp from your tower; nobody rides for free, you know…

All from a guy whose profile pic is Tom from MySpace. Easy to be a gutless ahole hiding behind a keyboard.

What's the twist. There's always a twist when it comes to vault-tec.

Ivory is unpopular? I’m never on trend.

I had an Ivory shirt I loved until my first cataract removal. It’s actually white!

Any room in that vault for women biblical scholars? 😃

"Animals may be bred und SLAUGHTERED...."

Great. They gave you a mo-ron.

What vault will Lily be in? I'm so confused about which vault I should reserve. Is there a book on Vault-Tec etiquette? And do we have to bring a blue suit? I have so many questions.

The cat. Dont forget the cat.

With your stance on Led Zeppelin I doubt they will let you in.

Tom from MySpace follows you?!?!

It warms my heart to know you're a Fallout fan. At least enough to make these jokes and not come off as a jackass 😁

That's gonna be the gayest vault of all.

Lmao

Have you even said Thank you?

Is the vault stocked with garlic powder?

That's the one with the comfy leather chairs, right?

Bluesky is great! Lol

If it fills up, be sure to kick out the guy who owns left-handed stores. We won’t need those in the future.

Me following Tom because he gets equal time abuse from the left and right. It's entertaining to watch these people who have nothing better to do than hate on a public figure they don't even actually know.

"Tom Nichols: Liberal Horseshit Writer" is absolutely the funniest byline change you could ever make. Also a great book title.

Phew! People laughed, but I knew being an older straight white guy would pay off one day. As the world ends, who will be laughing then?

Easy block.