If this post gets 100 likes I will force my boyfriend to watch the film “Hackers” against his will. Please help me achieve my dreams of annoying him into happiness. 🥹
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Oh, balls. I liked this but was thinking of Sneakers.
aug 26, 2025, 3:14 pm • 1 0 • view
@masterful-debaiter.bsky.social please let us know when the great event is happening, and I will synchronise my DVD copy in real time.
aug 27, 2025, 2:34 am • 1 0 • view
Give me about an hour. We got a few things to do. But he’ll be chill, trust me.
aug 27, 2025, 2:45 am • 1 0 • view
Doh! I have an appointment from 2:30-3:30pm (AEST). But I’ll try to at least overlap!
aug 27, 2025, 3:18 am • 1 0 • view
I’m sorry I’m late! We’re starting now!
aug 27, 2025, 4:25 am • 1 0 • view
Right behind you!
aug 27, 2025, 5:03 am • 1 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 5:08 am • 1 0 • view
“So what are we gonna do now?” “We’re gonna take the big fat product-placement check from the sponsors and run, Margo.”
aug 27, 2025, 7:36 am • 1 0 • view
YOU DID WHAT EUGENE? LET ME PARAPHRASE YOUR EVIL PLAN IN MY GRATING VOICE SO EVERYONE ON THE ESCALATOR CAN HEAR.
aug 27, 2025, 5:45 am • 1 0 • view
Angelina looking at Johnny like a woman who’ll shortly Mary him while wearing a T-shirt daubed in her own blood. #hackerswatch
aug 27, 2025, 6:22 am • 1 0 • view
‘Marying’ as opposed to ‘marrying’ feels like it has some sort of stigmata element.
aug 27, 2025, 11:18 am • 1 0 • view
GTFO with that stigmata shit. I had a religion teacher who was obsessed with it. I’m pretty sure that’s why her eyes bulged like a frog being squeezed.
aug 27, 2025, 11:59 am • 0 0 • view
We had to pause with 36 minutes to go. We’re tired and our succubus wakes me up at the butt crack if dawn. But BlueBaby loves the movie!
aug 27, 2025, 5:57 am • 1 0 • view
That’s lucky since he has to watch it two more times! 😃
aug 27, 2025, 6:09 am • 1 0 • view
HOLY SHIT IT’S PENN (TELLER? I forget which is which.) I haven’t seen this movie for ages.
aug 27, 2025, 5:35 am • 1 0 • view
Remember how cool that movie was in 1995?
aug 26, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
I regret I have only one like to give.
aug 26, 2025, 2:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Your like is so very appreciated. 🥹
aug 26, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Triple feature with Sneakers and The Net
aug 26, 2025, 4:08 pm • 4 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 3:17 pm • 4 0 • view
turn his reaction into memes, immortalize his suffering 🗣️
aug 26, 2025, 5:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Have you read my feed? That’s what it is!
aug 26, 2025, 5:18 pm • 1 0 • view
superior. u're my sire now
aug 26, 2025, 5:26 pm • 1 0 • view
I aim to please.
aug 26, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
"Against his will?" The movie is epic in its handling of the culture. I don't know what happened with Lorraine Braco, but epic movie is epic.
aug 26, 2025, 6:16 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s very stubborn.
aug 26, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
I don't like judging people that I don't know and without context, but Bro is wrong. He's just wrong.
aug 26, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s never seen it before!
aug 26, 2025, 9:03 pm • 1 0 • view
1. Nobody is perfect. We just try and do better. 2. He really needs yo see it. 3. Tell him it's about the culture, not the tech. 4. He can be judged for not seeing it. 5. It's a fun film. He could do worse. I like bad movies. But Velocipastor is bad. That is no Bueno. Hackers is fun.
aug 26, 2025, 9:14 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s on here, and he’s agreed to my all consuming peer pressure. (I think he secretly loves it. 🥰)
aug 26, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Sorry for being nosy, but I'm curious. How did Hackers do with him?
aug 27, 2025, 9:59 pm • 1 0 • view
He loved it!
aug 28, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
Elite!
aug 28, 2025, 4:37 am • 1 0 • view
It'll be good for him. Fun cast. Cheesy, but fun, film. I still don't know or understand wtf Lorraine Braco did in that film, but it did her dirty. Everyone needs a bit of cheesy fun in their life. Here is his opportunity.
aug 26, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Isn't that the one with Sandra Bullock?
aug 26, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
No you’re thinking of the one with the little wizard boy.
aug 26, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
And so it is decided
aug 26, 2025, 3:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Yay! Let’s fucking go!
aug 26, 2025, 3:17 pm • 1 0 • view
A peak 90's garbage movie.
aug 26, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
I want to go to the all ages rollerblade arcade so bad.
aug 26, 2025, 5:14 pm • 2 0 • view
A noble goal. HACK THE PLANET
aug 26, 2025, 2:27 pm • 12 0 • view
You get me Doomy.
aug 26, 2025, 2:43 pm • 5 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 2:46 pm • 9 0 • view
Yeahhhhhh baby!
aug 26, 2025, 2:49 pm • 3 0 • view
Crash + Burn
aug 26, 2025, 2:50 pm • 6 0 • view
I call Crash.
aug 26, 2025, 2:58 pm • 3 0 • view
💾💾💾
aug 26, 2025, 3:12 pm • 1 0 • view
oh HELL YES
aug 26, 2025, 4:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Only if it involves immobilising him in some fashion
aug 26, 2025, 3:44 pm • 1 0 • view
On it!
aug 26, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Crash + Burn 4 Ever!
aug 26, 2025, 3:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Same as it ever was.
aug 26, 2025, 4:14 pm • 1 0 • view
#82
aug 26, 2025, 3:03 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s amazing! Thanks so much!
aug 26, 2025, 3:04 pm • 1 0 • view
If it gets to 200, will you make him watch it twice?
aug 26, 2025, 3:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Once will be a boon, trust me.
aug 26, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Ooh, maybe Johnny Mnemonic should be next!
aug 26, 2025, 3:43 pm • 4 0 • view
I’ve never seen that!
aug 26, 2025, 4:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Oooooh, you're in for a treat. It's classic 90s cyber punk dystopia. Super cheesy, dated tech, and terrible dialog... and it's SO MUCH STUPID FUN! Oh, and Henry Rollins plays an angry doctor for absolutely no reason The perfect date night movie 😈❤️
aug 26, 2025, 4:34 pm • 3 0 • view
I fucking LOVE Henry Rollins! I need to go listen to Black Flag soon.
aug 26, 2025, 4:37 pm • 3 0 • view
Yes, you do! I wrote it a while ago, and there may be some very light spoilers in it, but I stand by it screenhub.blog/2020/12/10/r...
aug 26, 2025, 4:48 pm • 3 1 • view
Is that Keanu Reeves?
aug 26, 2025, 4:49 pm • 1 0 • view
I want to see Pete Davidson play Johnny Mnemonic SO BADLY
aug 26, 2025, 4:52 pm • 3 1 • view
The tagline could read, “The Man Has Never Once Gone Outside!”
aug 26, 2025, 4:53 pm • 2 0 • view
YES! In all his late 90s pre-Matrix confused acting glory! He does this a lot
aug 26, 2025, 5:04 pm • 2 0 • view
Yeah that was his go-to for a long time. 😂
aug 26, 2025, 5:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Sorry, I cannot in good conscious support Fisher Stevens in any way.
aug 26, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Good luck on your journey. May I suggest Disney’s quintessential “High School Musical” franchise? It may be more your speed.
aug 26, 2025, 3:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe you're right! Fisher Stevens was never in any of them, they've got that going for them.
aug 26, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
When choosing whether or not to view a movie, the first question one should ask is "Was Fisher Stevens hired to play a role in this movie?" Fortunately, the answer is almost always No, meaning you can proceed to the next question on the list.
aug 26, 2025, 3:28 pm • 2 0 • view
I feel the same way about this guy.
aug 27, 2025, 2:37 am • 1 0 • view
I really hate Fisher Stevens.
aug 26, 2025, 3:28 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m picking that up.
aug 26, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
One so rarely gets the opportunity to share one's loathing of Fisher Stevens, you see.
aug 26, 2025, 4:05 pm • 2 0 • view
I respect your dedication to being a hater. It’s truly inspiring.
aug 26, 2025, 4:39 pm • 2 0 • view
200 gotta watch it twice
aug 26, 2025, 4:38 pm • 4 0 • view
I’m down.
aug 26, 2025, 4:39 pm • 3 0 • view
I will create socket profit accounts if you promise to tie him to the chair and send us regular pictures of him as he's forced to watch it
aug 26, 2025, 2:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Maybe. I’ll have to hide his phone again. I think he’ll like it, honestly. He’s ridiculous about what he watches. I had to talk him into watching The Sandlot, because he’d never seen it. He complained, but he ended up loving it like I knew he would. Just listen to me! 😂
aug 26, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
He's killing me, Smalls. (Is he neurodivergent? I associate movies with the theater and I have come to realize I hate the theater experience with the loud noises and the big screens. And the association is so strong. I'm reluctant to watch them on TV. Curious to know if I'm the only freak.)
aug 26, 2025, 2:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Who isn’t neurodivergent these days? We’re both a little bit of the divergent alphabet soup, but it works for us.
aug 26, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
AuDHD & Agoraphobic. I feel you both? As long as it works for you, fuck all the rest of us.
aug 26, 2025, 2:52 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m very similar. I like people, but they tend to wear me out.
aug 26, 2025, 2:53 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm trying to convince a friend that I'm not full of shit when I say it's really easy to be agoraphobic when you don't speak to native tongue. Malaysia has been wonderful at getting me out of the house because nobody can engage with me with any depth. I can't count past three but damn am I happy!
aug 26, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s what matters. We all long to find a place where we can feel safe, comfortable, and free to be ourselves. Language barrier notwithstanding, I’m glad you’re following your bliss.
aug 26, 2025, 3:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Please let us know if he enjoyed it!
aug 26, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
I wanna know what happens here…
aug 26, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ll keep everyone posted!
aug 26, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
You already hit that goal, but I was happy to add one more like for the cause!
aug 26, 2025, 3:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Thanks, dawg!
aug 26, 2025, 4:13 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 5:46 pm • 2 0 • view
HACK THE PLANET!!
aug 26, 2025, 3:57 pm • 2 1 • view
YES! How dare he not want to watch it. It is quintessential.
aug 26, 2025, 2:51 pm • 6 0 • view
The funniest part is that he’s some kind of computer whiz kid. Lmaoooooo.
aug 26, 2025, 2:52 pm • 5 0 • view
Not only is the movie amazing but can’t you at least get him with the fact that young Angelina Jolie is freaking gorgeous?
aug 26, 2025, 2:54 pm • 4 0 • view
Her haircut in this movie is one of the Great 90s Haircuts.
aug 27, 2025, 2:39 am • 2 0 • view
But I’m right here! 😂
aug 26, 2025, 2:55 pm • 2 0 • view
Let’s get it to like 1200, you can have a 24 hour marathon
aug 26, 2025, 5:42 pm • 2 0 • view
We may have to hide his computers and phone. 😂
aug 26, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
"COME AT ME!!"
aug 26, 2025, 4:17 pm • 1 0 • view
You shouldn't even have to do this. Hackers is good.
aug 26, 2025, 2:43 pm • 4 0 • view
I know! But men are so unbelievably dramatic.
aug 26, 2025, 2:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Sigh! We ARE NOT!!! *Falls into couch face down hoping you come over and big spoon me.
aug 26, 2025, 4:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m always here for dubious consent.
aug 26, 2025, 2:29 pm • 3 1 • view
He’ll love it. He’ll be so surprised if he ever gets his cute ass out of bed.
aug 26, 2025, 2:51 pm • 3 0 • view
I realize that, at this point I'm just "piling on," but that isn't MY problem. Get the popcorn!
aug 26, 2025, 4:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes sir!
aug 26, 2025, 4:56 pm • 1 0 • view