I got this new spell book and one of the ingredients is so weird. It says, on hair from Barbara Bushes’ bush. How should I proceed?
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Does Amazon carry it?
aug 28, 2025, 11:15 pm • 1 0 • view
You think Bezos would let the average bear get ahold of valuable arcane supplies like that? 😭
aug 28, 2025, 11:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Third party market seller then Or Etsy
aug 28, 2025, 11:17 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m going to have to call Indiana Jones.
aug 28, 2025, 11:18 pm • 1 0 • view
get more than one hair, incase you fail the first spell casting
aug 28, 2025, 11:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Smart.
aug 29, 2025, 12:20 am • 1 0 • view
Did they have children? Pass down the power?
aug 28, 2025, 11:18 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m afraid not.
aug 28, 2025, 11:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Shit.. let’s hope the mortician didn’t shave her
aug 28, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Time Machine?
aug 28, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Ooh, good idea, I’ll start working as soon as I get home from the gay dance hall
aug 28, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Learn any good moves? You gotta help me teach BlueBaby how to dance. He’s so sweet. 🥹
aug 28, 2025, 11:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Hopefully, I haven’t gotten there yet, picking up a friend first
aug 28, 2025, 11:30 pm • 1 0 • view
The Bush children were obviously grown in pods.
aug 28, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
With a shovel
aug 28, 2025, 10:44 pm • 3 0 • view
Okay, fair point. But the spell is supposed to bring me what I most desire.
aug 28, 2025, 10:46 pm • 1 0 • view
I got ya. How much ya want?
aug 29, 2025, 12:51 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m going to need to authenticate the provenance.
aug 29, 2025, 1:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Thankfully you don’t need to go grave robbing. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara...
aug 28, 2025, 10:46 pm • 1 0 • view
No thanks. It’s very specific. It says wife of George. My dreams will never come true. Plus, how am I going to cast a spell on top of a tiny hair? 😭
aug 28, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Jesus, she needs a new Wikipedia picture like whoa.
aug 28, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Like, so, so angry and intense, yeah?
aug 28, 2025, 10:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe Jenna got the sunny disposition
aug 28, 2025, 11:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Ummmmmm, maybe they’re Bushes?
aug 28, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
George Bush's barber can provide a technical match.
aug 29, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view
let me check my medicine cabinet.
aug 28, 2025, 11:00 pm • 2 0 • view
I should have checked with you first. I don’t know what I was thinking.
aug 28, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
i’ve got a vile of Rue McClanahan’s titty sweat too if you need it
aug 28, 2025, 11:03 pm • 2 0 • view
It’s good for an emergency.
aug 28, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
well vial. phone is cursed.
aug 28, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
I can ask her if you want
aug 29, 2025, 5:32 am • 1 0 • view
Nice. I’m sorry you have to associate with such awful people. That must be draining.
aug 29, 2025, 5:34 am • 1 0 • view
It’s part of the job
aug 29, 2025, 5:35 am • 1 0 • view
Thank you for your service.
aug 29, 2025, 5:36 am • 1 0 • view
Forgot that spell. Go on to the next one.
aug 29, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Okay.
aug 29, 2025, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view