I feel like we need to workshop the term “nut butter,” for obvious reasons.
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if anything, those brands need to lean more into it
aug 31, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Nope. That’s not the direction I’m going with on this, champ.
aug 31, 2025, 5:14 pm • 1 0 • view
awww nuts
aug 31, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s what they said when they nu…Nevermind. 😭
aug 31, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 0 • view
now i want some nutter butters, you should get a sponsorship deal with nabisco
aug 31, 2025, 5:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Why not. I won’t eat their food but like Mr. Krabs, I like money.
aug 31, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
and 'nut milk'
aug 31, 2025, 5:07 pm • 2 0 • view
Pea milk needs to fuck all the way off, as well.
aug 31, 2025, 5:13 pm • 2 0 • view
PEA MILK???
aug 31, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
I know, I know. I’m just as upset as you are. C’mere. Here’s a hug. Ssshhh.
aug 31, 2025, 5:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Mmmmmmm
aug 31, 2025, 7:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Is this anything like Zog’s Sex Wax?
aug 31, 2025, 5:26 pm • 2 0 • view
I don’t know what that is. 😭
aug 31, 2025, 5:41 pm • 2 0 • view
It was an Australian surf board wax back in the 80’s. I used to wear their t-shirts & got the nickname Zog my freshman year of college, only the freshman year, but that nickname got me backstage years later…
aug 31, 2025, 5:43 pm • 2 0 • view
This ought to be good. 😂
aug 31, 2025, 5:44 pm • 2 0 • view
My freshman roommate played drums 17 years for the Goo Goo Dolls & I hadn’t talked to him in probably 7 years so I sent a hand written scribble to him & voilà. We still talk/text a dozen times a year
aug 31, 2025, 5:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Nice! And the sex paste or whatever?
aug 31, 2025, 5:48 pm • 2 0 • view
I signed the note with Zog… so he knew I was legit 🤣
aug 31, 2025, 5:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Zog is an elite nickname. Fr. I’m something of a nickname aficionado, myself, and it’s a great one.
aug 31, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Only other nickname, if you’d call it that, is that I’ve always gone by my last name too, same with my brothers so it gets a little confusing at parties
aug 31, 2025, 7:16 pm • 2 0 • view
That would be so annoying. My maiden name sounded like an initial and it caused all sorts of hijinks. 😭
aug 31, 2025, 8:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Baby batter?
aug 31, 2025, 5:17 pm • 1 0 • view
If the nuts are blanched, it's Brazilian style 😜
aug 31, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Nice. We wouldn’t want them to get shells in the food.
aug 31, 2025, 8:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Or the skins
aug 31, 2025, 8:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Gulp. 😂😂😂
aug 31, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
“I can’t believe it’s nut butter”
aug 31, 2025, 6:35 pm • 2 1 • view
I thought this was creamed corn! 😱
aug 31, 2025, 7:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Like not eating meat entirely?
aug 31, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Vegan butter.
aug 31, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Never heard of her.
aug 31, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
What? No waaaaaaay.
aug 31, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
What if we just eat fruit?
aug 31, 2025, 5:44 pm • 1 0 • view
And Vegan butter, then would all be Fruitarians!
aug 31, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Except for cheese. 😭
aug 31, 2025, 5:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Vegan cheese!
aug 31, 2025, 5:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Now I have FOR SURE, never heard of her.
aug 31, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Is but nutter taken?
aug 31, 2025, 6:33 pm • 1 0 • view
It is now. 😭
aug 31, 2025, 6:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Nut quintessence
aug 31, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Ooooh fancy. I like it.
aug 31, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view