I made a joke about a blind cyclops and nobody laughed.

I know a joke about Circe and some sailors, but it’s pretty swinish.

I could tell you another joke about Odysseus and the sirens, but plug your ears or you’ll be fit to be tied.

I was going to tell a joke about Agamemnon and Achilles but now I don't want to do it.

I’ve got one about Oedipus and Electra, but it’s too complex.

I was sure I was going to avoid the Oedipus joke but I couldn't and now I can't unsee it.