I wanted to post a joke about Alexander in India but everybody threatened to stop following me.

I have three jokes about Paris and now I have to decide which one is the funniest.

I keep telling people I have a great joke about Cassandra but nobody believes me.

I have a joke about Lysistrata but I won't tell it until everybody calms down.

I know you've heard it before, but I promise my ship of Theseus joke is a new one.