RFK Jr looks like an Eli Valley drawing of himself
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A very well-etched visage for sure
jan 29, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
RFK Jr. looks like if you had to draw a brain worm from memory.
jan 29, 2025, 6:27 pm • 5 1 • view
RFK jr horseshoe theory (the more extreme you draw him the more normal he looks)
jan 29, 2025, 8:55 pm • 9 0 • view
shud der
jan 29, 2025, 6:46 pm • 5 0 • view
r/rareinsults
jan 29, 2025, 9:46 pm • 1 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/dogg...
jan 30, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
My thought was Crumb
jan 29, 2025, 6:48 pm • 9 0 • view
it's hard to fuck him up in a drawing, it just looks like a normal portrait every time
jan 29, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
that exactly!
jan 29, 2025, 7:44 pm • 4 0 • view
HA!!!
jan 29, 2025, 8:44 pm • 3 0 • view
🎯 especially as he's squirming to the tune of his own previous statements
jan 29, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
jan 29, 2025, 9:46 pm • 4 1 • view
Dear lord
jan 29, 2025, 6:31 pm • 4 0 • view
Incredible post
jan 29, 2025, 9:14 pm • 6 0 • view
He’s in that elite tier of actual humans who are somehow stuck in the Uncanny Valley (pun intended)
jan 29, 2025, 9:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Absolutely devastating description
jan 29, 2025, 6:26 pm • 12 0 • view
He looks like his skull is shrinking but his flesh isn't???....
jan 30, 2025, 2:49 am • 2 0 • view
LOL.
jan 29, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
I watched the hearing yesterday and kept thinking the RFK Jr reminded me of someone. Then the light went on. youtu.be/8sn13MDyduw?...
jan 31, 2025, 10:18 am • 0 0 • view
god he really does somehow. I guess 40 years of drugs and heroin really do pickle you inside.
jan 30, 2025, 9:58 am • 0 0 • view
You don’t see this!?
jan 31, 2025, 2:18 am • 0 0 • view
I laughed really hard at this
jan 29, 2025, 7:38 pm • 2 0 • view
Right? He's not even really going that hard on these people. It's just accuracy
jan 29, 2025, 6:28 pm • 3 0 • view
Damn..
aug 29, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
goddamn
jan 30, 2025, 3:52 am • 1 0 • view
@elivalley.bsky.social tremendous work, brother
jan 29, 2025, 6:32 pm • 107 0 • view
Sorry, but not even Eli Valley could accurately capture how deeply disgusting and disturbing RFK jr looks close up. He looks like a bunch of moldy stale bagels that somebody made into a catchers mitt that a hippopotamus shat on and then they rolled it up in crack rocks and then got covered in rust.
jan 29, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Does he still sound like a Vampire in need of a goblet of blood to moisten his throat?
jan 29, 2025, 11:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Omg
jan 29, 2025, 8:42 pm • 2 0 • view
he looks the way farts smell
jan 29, 2025, 6:24 pm • 6 0 • view
jan 29, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
It would be extremely funny if Eli Valley just drew him exactly as he is.
jan 29, 2025, 8:26 pm • 10 0 • view
Axlotl tanks, stealing from hardworking artists, again.
jan 29, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
He should see his doctor about his skin. That is an unnatural color IMHO. 🙄
jan 29, 2025, 9:34 pm • 1 0 • view
#Polio #SpanishFlu #Epidemic #RFK #RFKJr #Vaccine #Vaccination #WW1 The 1918 flu pandemic. This is on a short list of the best articles I read in 2024. On the day of RFK Jr's health secretary grilling, this is a vital reminder of the tremendous benefit humanity has received from global vaccines.
jan 29, 2025, 9:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Absolutely savage burn. No notes.
jan 29, 2025, 8:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't drag people named Eli into this
jan 29, 2025, 10:10 pm • 1 0 • view
jan 30, 2025, 1:16 am • 4 0 • view
damn. this is a good burn. wish i thought of it
jan 29, 2025, 6:52 pm • 4 0 • view
jan 30, 2025, 3:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Hard to imagine Bobby was his dad
jan 30, 2025, 1:26 am • 1 0 • view
But Eli Valley helped Trump win and to get us here
jan 30, 2025, 3:42 pm • 0 0 • view
holy shit
jan 29, 2025, 8:38 pm • 22 0 • view
uncanny
jan 29, 2025, 8:52 pm • 9 0 • view
I scrolled down and got jump scared by a picture of RFK Jr and you're right.
jan 29, 2025, 9:19 pm • 10 0 • view
That's a brain worm in an Edgar suit.
jan 29, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
millions of Zionists popping up to say RFK jr's personal presentation is antisemitic
jan 29, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
I didn’t know the name, but I’ve seen his stuff. I find it hard to look at, which is appropriate.
jan 29, 2025, 8:34 pm • 4 0 • view
Yeah he is in a special category of "I know what you're doing and I support you 100%, still blocked tho"
jan 29, 2025, 8:36 pm • 2 0 • view