Wow this is just like Godzilla vs King Kong if we had to hear weird rumors about their dicks on the news sometimes
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It’s well known that King Kong had a very tiny penis in proportion to his size, hence the rage.
jun 6, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
And they were both cowards who slap fight on the Internet.
jun 6, 2025, 1:26 am • 0 0 • view
oh yeah I uh [ looks around furtively ] I don't know any weird rumors about godzilla's dick
jun 6, 2025, 1:02 am • 4 0 • view
Tired: Night of the Long Knives Wired: Night of the Short Dicks
jun 6, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 6, 2025, 12:55 am • 6 0 • view
If Godzilla was fighting Kong there would be entire subreddits devoted to discourse about their dicks
jun 6, 2025, 1:24 am • 5 0 • view
? Like - they do in the movies, no?
jun 6, 2025, 3:44 pm • 0 0 • view
In real life they would have big swinging monster dicks that the Hollywood elites aren't brave enough to show
jun 6, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Is Godzilla's gender clear though? (Kong seems male typed, considering the "kidnapping the damsel" thing)
jun 6, 2025, 4:17 pm • 0 0 • view
* Guy who knows too much about gorilla dicks because of a stupid book they read *
jun 6, 2025, 12:55 am • 3 0 • view