avatar
Amy Ash @lolennui.bsky.social

I like to throw on an old Mission Impossible when I feel like watching tom cruise have no chemistry with the hottest lady I’ve ever seen

jun 15, 2025, 10:44 pm • 377 12

Replies

avatar
prepcoredoug @prepcoredoug.bsky.social

you're gonna love Days of Thunder

jun 15, 2025, 11:04 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
mateohh @mateohh.bsky.social

fair

jun 15, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Dylan Michel @dylanmichel.bsky.social

jun 16, 2025, 7:47 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
EFF EVERYONE! @madorangeking.bsky.social

Barbara Bain? Hey, Mrs. Peel was no slouch either!

jun 16, 2025, 2:02 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
Sandy B. @nebulousmenace.bsky.social

... and it took me a minute to parse that you weren't talking OLD old Mission Impossible, the TV show.

jun 15, 2025, 11:43 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
Fitzie @fitzie05.bsky.social

Such an Odd Guy to be a movie star. Agree 100% on the no chemistry thing.

jun 16, 2025, 12:21 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
Bobby Keeland @keelandb.bsky.social

I do not understand how Tom Cruise became a famous actor. Oh well.

jun 16, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
Sparrow Sparrow Cupid’s Arrow @serfreport.bsky.social

He perfects this dynamic with Jack Reacher.

jun 16, 2025, 12:49 am • 2 0 • view
avatar
That Other Dude @theotherdude.bsky.social

That would be Thandiwe Newton, I'm guessing. She never looked better than in that otherwise not very good flick.

image
jun 16, 2025, 1:50 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social

Counterpoint

image
jun 17, 2025, 4:31 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Cat Dad Mike @catdadmike.bsky.social

Now that you mention it, the thing about Hunt's ex-wife that works best is that they don't have much screen time together

jun 15, 2025, 11:15 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social

The most natural and happy I've ever seen Tom Cruise is either as Les Grossman doing the fat hands dance or TALKING about being Les Grossman and getting to bring the fat hands dance to fruition.

jun 16, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
bhlorine @bhlorine.bsky.social

he lies about his height. I've seen him irl on the street. that mf is NOT 5'7 istg.

jun 15, 2025, 10:47 pm • 5 0 • view
avatar
That Other Dude @theotherdude.bsky.social

5'8". I'm 5'9", and standing next to him, I'm about an inch taller. He could be just shy of 5'8", but not by much. Fun fact: He's taller than Sylvester Stallone, who I've also stood next to.

jun 16, 2025, 1:53 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social

Mission impossible 2, I presume?

jun 15, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
JMSAx @jmsa-x.bsky.social

Ha ha, burn

jun 16, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Lamebananna🏳️‍🌈💙🍌 @lamebanana.bsky.social

To be fair he’s gay so there’s that!🍌

jun 15, 2025, 10:46 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
4beagles.bsky.social @4beagles.bsky.social

There’s at least two parts to that chemical reaction and he ain’t one. If you want boring, stick with Tom. If you want Chemistry, try a few Shah Rukh Khan movies. Thank me later.

jun 16, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view