I saw a moose wreck a polling station in 1988

Me I guess when the feral hogs show up to the polls to vote against the ballot measure for new playgrounds (they want to keep harassing kids in their yards)

Cop ass motorcycle

I think the poor hunted animals deserve maximum suffrage! If they could vote we could put an end to this gun madness.

@lolennui.bsky.social bookmarking this for "minimal suffrage" which i believe could be a KPI for Heritage Foundation

If that animal gets a right to vote we're *all* gonna be in trouble

Indeed. But I'm mostly worried about Dolphins mutating opposable thumbs. If dolphins get thumbs, we truly are fucked.

they can never be as cool as Mark Zuckerberg who says that he like hunting with bows better than guns because its something primal. And then he says doesn't know what kind of bow he has.

+1 Expensive Bow

30-50 feral hogs set up a polling place in my yard

Little known fact: A group of feral hogs is called a quorum

Have to kill that animal before it has a chance to vote.

how else are we supposed to keep deer from voting

Their mastery of chads was unexpected and Florida was shamed by it

He said minimal suffrage, I think that means the deer can only vote in municipal elections.

In my experience deer are libertarians. So there’s clearly some risk even at that level.

Kill the animal with as little voting as possible

*click clack noise* I got my pump-action Winchester Gerrymander here to stop those unlimited ducks from voting the white tailed deer minority out of office.

I elect not to go there, myself.