actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
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Of course they do (rubs index finger and thumb down chin)
jul 18, 2025, 7:59 am • 1 0 • view
It's all Canadian Tire pays me to do, all day long.
jul 17, 2025, 11:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Shhh don’t tell
jul 18, 2025, 2:35 am • 0 0 • view
"Dear BTK - you handsome devil you. I'll never forget, well, you know. I had to throw away the shoes after that one!"
jul 17, 2025, 11:36 pm • 43 2 • view
Coming to an ad throw on bastardspod Real Soon Now.
jul 18, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 12:01 am • 152 19 • view
Ew. That's so fucking gross
jul 18, 2025, 12:54 am • 7 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 1:18 am • 10 0 • view
Pedophile Pals Jeffrey and Donald.
jul 18, 2025, 12:34 am • 25 1 • view
Maga people are the dumbest ones on the planet and we are breathing the same air with them
jul 18, 2025, 5:25 am • 22 0 • view
I mean they've been conditioned for 40 years to believe democrats are all evil satanists, everything is a poor person's fault, and anyone that tells them objective facts is part of a fake news globalist conglomerate ushering in the antichrist. So yeah, they are pretty brainwashed.
jul 18, 2025, 2:57 pm • 13 3 • view
They let themselves brainwashed as it is a good cover for their bigotry
jul 18, 2025, 4:09 pm • 9 1 • view
You're not wrong. When this implodes someday, and MAGA is viewed as a pariah in the history books, 80 year olds will say: "yeah I was MAGA but it was their fault for lying to me!" Is if it didn't take 2.5 braincells to figure that out the entire time.
jul 18, 2025, 4:29 pm • 7 0 • view
You mean, their victims? Because they have so many secrets! 😨
jul 18, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
Awesome!
jul 18, 2025, 5:14 pm • 0 0 • view
All the time.
jul 18, 2025, 7:15 pm • 0 0 • view
So… the WSJ has the book?
jul 18, 2025, 1:24 am • 0 0 • view
They certainly saw it. What else do they have?
jul 18, 2025, 1:29 am • 2 0 • view
YA and what is with like the INTIMATE LANGUAGE?
jul 17, 2025, 11:58 pm • 4 0 • view
I can’t remember if that was on an episode of Criminal Minds or CSI
jul 19, 2025, 4:11 am • 1 0 • view
Trump knew EXACTLY who Epstein wanted to ask to the Prom.
jul 18, 2025, 5:00 am • 1 0 • view
Maybe they were secretly gay lovers at a time when being in the closet to avoid getting shoved into the nut house? Maybe the sex trafficking was just a plot for them pretending to be hetero that got completely out of hand? Maybe the "gay cabal of pedos" was even more projecting from the right?
jul 18, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Sure! Why, Hallmark dedicates a whole row to the category!
jul 31, 2025, 7:58 am • 0 0 • view
This
jul 18, 2025, 1:00 am • 0 0 • view
It happens probably more often than we think, when people like Dahmer, Bernado, Bianchi, too many to mention, got marriage proposals, were sent money and gifts by women you might not take home to ma. Maybe it's the attention, the noteriety, but They're not right in the head, neither are the men.
jul 18, 2025, 12:44 am • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/JfRkHdmb_iQ?...
jul 18, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
Name two.
jul 18, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
I wrote two just this morning
jul 18, 2025, 2:41 am • 1 0 • view
😂
jul 18, 2025, 3:10 am • 0 0 • view
Amazing how Maga is using the excuse that Trump is too stupid to use the word "enigma" to excuse him.
jul 18, 2025, 4:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah…. We can count them on ONE FINGER…. The Middle One!!!
jul 19, 2025, 12:46 am • 1 0 • view
BEAUTIFUL SECRETS
jul 20, 2025, 4:09 am • 1 0 • view
Don't all 60 year old men draw naked women on their letters?
jul 18, 2025, 5:40 am • 1 0 • view
Who doesn't have a serial child sex trafficking pen pal? And who among us doesn't share myriad intimate secrets with our serial child sex trafficking pen pal? Completely normal. #ReleaseTheTrumpFilesNow
jul 18, 2025, 12:19 am • 10 3 • view
Who doesn't sign their names as pubes?
jul 18, 2025, 1:28 am • 7 0 • view
I mean I know, right? I thought EVERYONE does that….it’s a thing, isn’t it??
jul 18, 2025, 8:48 pm • 1 0 • view
I can't help it. I have extra curly handwriting, and my last name is literally "Pubes".
jul 18, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 12:18 am • 37 4 • view
"Best I can do is lie about my uncle knowing Ted Kazinscki and praise the unabomber for 10 minutes"
jul 18, 2025, 8:13 am • 14 2 • view
Cabbage patch JD is sending me
jul 18, 2025, 2:36 am • 2 0 • view
I'm writing one right now! Uh, ...nope, shouldn't have said that.
jul 18, 2025, 4:53 am • 0 0 • view
Handwritten letter by felon 47 to epstein w pics of naked women 👇 www.instagram.com/reel/DMOgHFu...
jul 18, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
I wonder how much Trump was the supplier, with the beauty pageant and the modeling connections?
jul 18, 2025, 4:36 pm • 13 0 • view
We do know that Maxwell "recruited" at Mar-A-Lago after Trump and Epstein fell out. This is totally plausible
jul 18, 2025, 9:28 pm • 5 0 • view
To be fair, I highly doubt he wrote it. It's far more likely he dictated it.
jul 18, 2025, 12:32 am • 2 0 • view
Who amongst us….
jul 18, 2025, 12:41 am • 0 0 • view
just dudes being guys.
jul 18, 2025, 12:10 am • 18 0 • view
Locker room talk
jul 18, 2025, 12:14 am • 20 0 • view
Well it was a changing room at least. One they entered without knocking.
jul 18, 2025, 2:35 am • 5 0 • view
Weird flex but OK /s
jul 17, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Standard practice, if you will
jul 18, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
Right, very common! 😳
jul 18, 2025, 3:12 am • 0 0 • view
Have prison pen pal projects gone too far
jul 17, 2025, 11:33 pm • 11 1 • view
Many such cases!
jul 19, 2025, 3:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Complete with a drawing! But he’s never “wrote” a drawing before in his life, so it’s gotta be fake right?🤣
jul 18, 2025, 8:14 am • 0 0 • view
I mean if we’re being honest very few of us have wrote a picture in our lives
jul 18, 2025, 2:58 pm • 15 1 • view
He has the best words. Perfect words.
jul 18, 2025, 8:48 pm • 4 0 • view
i end my phone calls like them “thanks again for choosing progressive for your auto insurance needs” “you’re welcome and may every day be a wonderful secret”
jul 18, 2025, 6:28 pm • 13 0 • view
for those who don’t recall: this was how Robert began every one of his Cracked articles until Jack and Jason Pargin caved to Scripps and made him stop
jul 17, 2025, 11:36 pm • 185 1 • view
It's true I remember this
jul 18, 2025, 1:00 am • 3 0 • view
The funny part is, I could totally imagine Jason Pargin saying “You can’t start ALL your articles like that…” and then launching into a five-minute diatribe as to why.
jul 18, 2025, 1:36 am • 11 0 • view
and I would subscribe to that podcast
jul 18, 2025, 2:23 am • 6 0 • view
Next best thing is to follow him on FB Reels, he drops these videos all the time.
jul 18, 2025, 8:00 am • 0 0 • view
He then moved on to a less controversial intro: shouting "Hitleeeeeeeerrrrr!" which @whysophiewhy.bsky.social eventually negotiated down to atonal screaming.
jul 18, 2025, 5:14 am • 36 0 • view
Whomst amongst us after a glass of sherry and a line of coke off a an Asian woman being used as a table for dinner.....
jul 17, 2025, 11:32 pm • 77 2 • view
Many such cases
jul 17, 2025, 11:34 pm • 20 0 • view
‘Woman’ is probably a pretty generous appraisal.
jul 18, 2025, 1:04 am • 27 0 • view
And how said secrets "never age"
jul 17, 2025, 11:51 pm • 19 0 • view
The weirdest thing is I can’t imagine Trump typing. Which suggests that he dictated that to someone, presumably someone who had to drink often and a lot.
jul 18, 2025, 12:11 am • 6 0 • view
when I had this job I was double fisting espresso and beer at lunch
jul 18, 2025, 7:11 am • 2 1 • view
Fake. Trump doesn’t know what “enigma” means.
jul 18, 2025, 3:04 am • 2 0 • view
Jeeeeeezus
jul 18, 2025, 12:59 am • 0 0 • view
“We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.”
jul 18, 2025, 5:21 am • 30 2 • view
“Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?”
jul 18, 2025, 8:17 am • 13 1 • view
whomst among us
jul 18, 2025, 3:13 am • 0 0 • view
Enigmas never age made me wanna throw up man
jul 19, 2025, 1:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Robert, Hallmark has a section of cards called "Sex Trafficker Friend Birthday" for innocent people just like Trump.
jul 17, 2025, 11:54 pm • 64 6 • view
Trump would never go for a Hallmark card for his special buddy, he commissioned a underpaid staffer to draw something lewd up just for him. joke’s aside, there is really no way lazy ass Trump did anything to make that card but ordered and signed it. So there must be someone who can tell us more.
jul 18, 2025, 5:38 am • 6 0 • view
He signed it as pubes though... pretty sure the whole thing was his handy work.
jul 18, 2025, 8:52 am • 2 0 • view
Inb4 some Trump cultists claim that the card might be real but that the pubes are proof that Trump is not a pedophile.
jul 18, 2025, 8:59 am • 1 0 • view
Inb4 some other creep explains that the pubes prove that Trump is not a lowly pedophile but simply a more cultured "ephebophile".
jul 18, 2025, 9:13 am • 4 0 • view
Whom amongst us hasn’t done the same?
jul 18, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
Wild shit. And revolting.
jul 18, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
“Everyone has the secrets they keep/I write letters to the filthy creeps”
jul 18, 2025, 1:35 am • 1 0 • view
Yes all Rs!
aug 2, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Who amongst us, you know?
jul 18, 2025, 12:59 pm • 4 0 • view
"But you know who hasn't been convicted yet of writing birthday letters to child sex traffickers? These products and services!"
jul 18, 2025, 12:09 am • 19 0 • view
STUPID is all about secrets. Remember shortly after he announced he didn't need any votes, didn't he say that faux christian mike johnson and him have a secret?
jul 18, 2025, 1:11 am • 2 0 • view
God I cannot get enough of the cabal eating itself.
jul 17, 2025, 11:35 pm • 13 0 • view
All his talk about having sex with his daughter Ivanka makes me 🤮
jul 18, 2025, 5:15 am • 7 0 • view
Who among us
jul 18, 2025, 1:14 am • 4 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 1:06 am • 45 1 • view
Yup
jul 18, 2025, 4:52 am • 0 0 • view
Trump fucked an 8-year-old girl up the ass and mobster Nicky Scarfo disposed of the body.
jul 18, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
For anyone curious: www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
jul 18, 2025, 3:31 am • 0 0 • view
Secrets like openly desiring to date his teenage daughter?
jul 18, 2025, 2:42 am • 3 1 • view
Only two explanations for the language in this letter: 1) Trump and Epstein were secret pedo-pals 2) Trump and Epstein were secret lovers
jul 18, 2025, 1:33 am • 6 1 • view
*sigh* dont be homophobic please
jul 18, 2025, 4:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes, bc that's the real tragedy here. 😢
jul 18, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
*wearily fetches post 1* bsky.app/profile/alex...
jul 19, 2025, 2:47 am • 1 0 • view
*wearily fetches post 2* bsky.app/profile/alex...
jul 19, 2025, 2:48 am • 1 0 • view
*wearily blocks Cockroach Queer
jul 19, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
*wearily mutes Cockroach Queer forever
jul 19, 2025, 2:51 am • 0 0 • view
Can’t it be both?
jul 18, 2025, 10:57 am • 0 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
jul 17, 2025, 11:37 pm • 6 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
and if anyone knows guilty I mean innocent people, it’s this guy!
jul 18, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
I thought I was crazy--that's exactly what I thought. Hoax.
jul 18, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
Doesn't everyone?
jul 22, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Whomst amongst us?
jul 18, 2025, 12:19 am • 2 0 • view
Super common, and the sketch of a naked woman? Every single birthday card I send has a sketch of a naked woman. Why are poeple making such a big deal about this?
jul 18, 2025, 3:50 am • 1 0 • view
Whenever I get a card for my mom, whether it's her birthday or mother's day, I always regale her with tales of my sexcapades, and remind her of what a horny bitch she is. Then I finish with a sharpie drawing of a busty lady with my signature right over her vulva, like every good child does.
jul 18, 2025, 2:20 am • 2 0 • view
I would never do that with my friends, though. You have to draw a line somewhere.
jul 18, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
Yeah - so normal for grown men is discuss secrets 🥵
jul 18, 2025, 4:05 pm • 1 1 • view
“Dear mom, Happy birthday - and may every day be another wonderful secret.” See? It works with anyone!
jul 18, 2025, 5:03 am • 42 1 • view
Mark my words: Financial "entanglements" between Epstein and Trump led to "favors" which went both ways. This is part of what they're hiding. And it's gonna come gushing out.
jul 17, 2025, 11:33 pm • 45 5 • view
that last sentence is yucky
jul 17, 2025, 11:36 pm • 32 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 3:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Which gusher flavor was your favorite as a kid? I liked the red ones 😋
jul 18, 2025, 8:20 am • 0 0 • view
Looks like a job for Tampon Tim!
jul 18, 2025, 1:27 am • 2 0 • view
Robert no
jul 18, 2025, 7:10 am • 264 0 • view
ROBERT YES
jul 19, 2025, 2:04 am • 0 0 • view
Let him cook
jul 18, 2025, 10:40 am • 22 0 • view
Robert when Sophie rightfully asks him to stop, I assume.
jul 18, 2025, 5:09 pm • 0 0 • view
You don’t reveal the existence of a secret because then your friend at the coffee shop can badger you until you coyly lean over and begin to whisper “Oh okay …”
jul 17, 2025, 11:41 pm • 4 0 • view
A lot of innocent people get their wealthy mothers to pay 10 million to women they've never met.
jul 18, 2025, 6:25 am • 5 0 • view
Have we validated the letter? Do we think it’s real?
jul 18, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Ayup
jul 18, 2025, 8:47 pm • 0 0 • view
🔉
jul 18, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
But anyway, enough about the CEO of HelloFresh
jul 17, 2025, 11:32 pm • 43 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 11:38 am • 11 0 • view
I just farted into an envelope and sent it. Does that count?
jul 18, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Honestly, who hasn't?
jul 18, 2025, 3:01 am • 1 0 • view
A naked woman with a lollipop and kids hairbow? That is no woman that is a child.
jul 18, 2025, 5:55 am • 6 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 3:19 am • 8 3 • view
That’s a lol and a follow
jul 19, 2025, 2:47 am • 1 0 • view
Will hot damn I guess I'm done for the day then. 👍👍
jul 19, 2025, 2:57 am • 1 0 • view
Not innocent of child sex trafficking and related crimes, sure but innocent of something, certainly.
jul 18, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Whomst among u- no, wait
jul 17, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
If I had a nickel
jul 17, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
PERFECT 😍
jul 18, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
And sign the Naked Lady drawing they drew inside in such a way as to suggest Pubic Hair.
jul 19, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view
Perfectly normal, nothing to see here.
jul 18, 2025, 12:13 pm • 4 0 • view
Half the fun for an abuser is to reference their crimes with common phrases in the open. It fulfills their need to "get away with it". They have to brag to someone who will validate that they are clever and powerful. Trump and Epstein bragged about their illegal conquests to each other.
jul 18, 2025, 12:33 am • 68 9 • view
Trump would never brag about getting away with anything. Queue the Access Hollywood tape.
jul 18, 2025, 1:05 pm • 7 1 • view
I wrote three last month!
jul 18, 2025, 12:34 am • 1 0 • view
🍿
jul 17, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Another sad example of how the media demonizes men having friendships with other men.
jul 17, 2025, 11:36 pm • 103 0 • view
Hey, male friendship is awesome. Trauma bonding over share pedophilia secrecy... Are we applauding that? Really?
jul 18, 2025, 2:32 am • 10 0 • view
I think it was meant as a joke.
jul 18, 2025, 2:47 am • 29 0 • view
Sorry. I bet you're right. My sarcasm meter has then smashed a few too many times with the political right ignorant stick. My bad.
jul 18, 2025, 3:02 am • 32 0 • view
How is it the right's fault that you don't have a sense of humor
jul 18, 2025, 10:20 am • 4 0 • view
they killed satire by being worse without shame lol
jul 18, 2025, 4:25 pm • 0 0 • view
What would the right know about humor?
jul 18, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
And 47's never told a joke or been witty. He's laughed at people, not in joy with them. He has no humor, no mirth, no shared joy. That's not ... right.
jul 18, 2025, 3:41 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm the mother of one trans kid and one autistic, I work in elite higher education research in LGBT circles under an NIH grant. My sense of humor climbed a bell tower ages ago.
jul 18, 2025, 10:35 am • 19 0 • view
Because they unironically say shit that is way weirder. I can't bargain on the absurd to be self evident when I make stupid dad jokes anymore 😭
jul 18, 2025, 1:48 pm • 10 0 • view
Well YEAH! Let's be fair for crying out loud. Jeez.
jul 18, 2025, 11:05 pm • 0 0 • view
I have dozens
jul 18, 2025, 10:17 am • 0 0 • view
In fact, it is also my belief that there may exist a list of these men of some kind—a manifest of flights or something of the sort!
jul 18, 2025, 12:55 am • 0 0 • view
At this point, the only evidence of child sex trafficking might be at FCI Tallahassee… and probably won’t be for long. She offered to testify to Congress.
jul 18, 2025, 12:02 am • 4 0 • view
Not only innocent but well adjusted, nay, stable geniuses who are also enigmas who allegedly once engaged in Russian golden showers yet claimed it was a Russia Russia Russia hoax ... as well.
jul 18, 2025, 12:21 am • 3 0 • view
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_A...
jul 18, 2025, 5:20 am • 3 0 • view
This is unbelievable. How is trump not being investigated?
jul 18, 2025, 9:01 am • 2 0 • view
💙
jul 18, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
Enigma
jul 18, 2025, 4:46 am • 0 0 • view
YOU SAY THAT LIKE TRAFFICKING CHILDREN TO AN OVERSEAS SEX PRISON IS A BAD THING
jul 18, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 1 • view