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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online

Can you ask a plastic surgeon for a mouth-widening? Or is that just a perk?

Jeff Bezos in cowboy cosplay with his Black Hole Sun video wife wrapping his arms around him. Looks like they’re in a vehicle on a savannah, implicitly having just murderer a big game animal.
aug 15, 2025, 12:24 am • 35 1

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shtum Smile entity victim @rifka.bsky.social

wider you fucking coward my wife needs to be south park canadian

aug 15, 2025, 2:50 am • 2 0 • view
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Jeffery McComb @mccombgjm.bsky.social

At what point in the wealth accumulation timeline does self-awareness become, well, whatever this is?

aug 15, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online

I really don’t know. What, exactly, is the level of wealth in which no one will ever talk you out of anything? Is it the point at which you no longer need investors?

aug 15, 2025, 6:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeffery McComb @mccombgjm.bsky.social

Or you achieve total disconnect from the real world and are ok with it? Whatever it is, that's him. 🙄

aug 15, 2025, 6:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social

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aug 15, 2025, 2:16 am • 1 0 • view
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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social

aug 15, 2025, 1:56 am • 2 0 • view
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Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online

Steven Tyler looks buff for 80

aug 15, 2025, 12:25 am • 8 0 • view
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online

Went to the doc as Steven Tyler, left as Carrot Top.

aug 15, 2025, 12:26 am • 3 0 • view
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it

aug 15, 2025, 12:37 am • 5 0 • view
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All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social

Ms. Chelsea Smile, everyone

aug 15, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social

How can anyone trust a single decision this psycho makes when he puts out this kind of content on purpose? Just a cowboy and his lady tracking down good for nothing yacht rustlers on the Martian tundra.

aug 15, 2025, 12:31 am • 10 1 • view
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online

lol, right? Just offered that photo up to the world, free of charge.

aug 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 5 0 • view
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blessyourheart32.bsky.social @blessyourheart32.bsky.social

Aren't we suffering enough, and you have to post this repulsive crap? 🤮🙄😂

aug 15, 2025, 12:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online

I am the Johnny Appleseed of Misery

aug 15, 2025, 12:50 am • 4 0 • view
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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social

Is she Canadian?

aug 15, 2025, 12:26 am • 3 0 • view