Could you imagine what the War Plans were?? "OK, tomorrow we'll spend $500+ million indiscriminately bombing the poorest country in the World for daring to stand up against our Zionist masters committing Genocide! Let's Kill or Maim them all !!!".

"And we'll make Europe pay for it!!"

“All of your suits fit like shit”

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hahahahahahahahahaha

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The new Covfefe?

We’re literally a sitting duck. If an attack came could we defend outselves? Good God!!!

I think we're so sadly incompetent at this point they won't even bother attacking us. They're all probably as mystified as the rest of us as to how we got here. Or they think we're kidding and it's not really this bad

This administration is beyond incompetent.

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is it Truth something?? trumps personal social media platform?

Maybe I should stop blocking these random chats 🤣

At least you're not in the Kremlin with Putin and the KGB next to you... 🙏

That's like when Paul Heyman was on a WWE phone conference he wasn't invited on.

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I'm I'm I'm I'm just got nothing. What the hell is going on. They'll kill us all. Resist ✊️

Trump admin sent journalist classified U.S. plan for Yemen strikes www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

Ha ha. Just don't tell the Russians. Coz they probably already know

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Charge: WUI (working under the influence)

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Great to know that senior government officials in the most powerful country in the world are about as tech savvy as someone's Nanna.

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Damn! And I decided to opt out of that chat? Shoulda stayed.

What really would’ve been funny is if it had been a group email with a “Please stop bombing ‘Reply All’” fiasco.

LMAO!!

'Oops... Sorry. I have you saved as Kim Jong Un. I wonder what I did with his number. Great guy. Must have been something I did after writing him that love letter. Started the party early that night.'

Is Hegseth drunk texting again?

*Huge* ratings for the episode where Kourtney and Kim argue about the munitions used.

Love the monogrammed robe

An encrypted chat is only as smart and strong as the idiots who make up its membership.

I really can’t understand that you tailor your content on different platforms…

Read it with a Russian accent 😆

😂🙄 Only the best and brightest for the "Faux news, incompetence and sycophants rule" administration!

Okay the photo and accompanying text win the internet for today. At least thus far.

18 U.S. Code § 798 - Disclosure of classified information Violation. All trying to avoid a FOIA request.

Along with dozens of intelligence agents from across the globe.

Who In The World Is The Least Bit Surprised By This?! SLOOGA (Russian for Servant) ‪#Trump WAS #KOMPROMAT Long Ago! 2017-2021: Retained National Defense Information (#NDI).‬ ‪2021: Removed That NDI!‬ ‪2025: Trump Causing, "Grave Damage To National Security".‬ ‪America - and the World - Know. 🇺🇸 🌍‬

Is anyone but me kinda surprised that there weren’t any squirting eggplants? Seems pretty on brand

I do love secrets.

So does my roommate. Imma tell her.

No worries. They're not worth anything since the dollar is about to collapse.

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So Great.

Literally LOL'd thank you for this

My pleasure

but derek, did any of them ask you to check their war fit?

It's so wrong but still makes me laugh at the cocky idiot songs of bitches. This doesn't happen when there's diversity. 😡

Or you could read them on the shitter in Florida.

Us and our military are fucking TOAST!!!

I hoped they said thank you.

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Hilarious

Who is this? Is this the Kardashian mom?

Just like the Soviet press mistake in the oval office. Firing national security experts, etc. etc. etc.

#ResignNowHegseth

Screen shots, screen shots and more screen shots 😙

So efficient, so efficient, great job. "Doing a wonderful job, I tell you, Elon is a patriot".🤥 Not!

Hahahaha But her emails!! 🤦‍♀️ These Fucking people FFS

I notice those that were screaming at the top of their lungs about Hillary’s emails or Hunter Biden’s laptop are so very quiet right now. 🤷‍♂️

Reading this and thinking it’s a joke until I scroll a little farther on my feed and see a news article. Geez

North Koreans reading national security secrets bc they were accidentally added to a group chat…

Hamas reading national security secrets bc they were accidentally added to a group chat…

Who dis??

Can you post your thread about why "Do you know why luxury brands put logos all over their clothes?" here? I loved the ending.

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Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Martin Luther King, Jr.

I find two screaming red flags: the overdone pocket square and OMG that knot? on a spread collar? 😎 🤬

🙌

It’s like Matthew Broderick in War Games: Do you want to play a game?

Telling them all that their suits are too small.

I feel so left out...

Laughing Crying

Or gone to a toilet in Mar-a-Largo.

😂

this made me guffaw 😂

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theplotagainstamerica.com

😊

WTF

Bahahaha! 😂😭

“Felt cute. Might bomb Yemen later”

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Oh god dammit that would have been such a funnier outcome.

How do you know it was an accident?

@dieworkwear.bsky.social changed the group name to “BOMBING 💣 BROS”

I can't wait to see the movie.

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youtu.be/5pPd6dHSNFM?... Great summary of the people who were on the signal text chain and what they said about Hilary’s emails!!

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Why are we always secretly bombing places at 3am. How do I opt out of this group chat?

IKR?????

Your fur pillow is a choice, Derekris.

Chat is this based on a true story

Who war it best?

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Hahaha

Applause

Incredible

Oh, 🏆.

Honestly, I wouldn’t have removed myself from the Chat.

Me either

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Well, this would be hysterical if it wasn’t really happening, it wasn’t OUR government, and we knew what was behind it!

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theplotagainstamerica.com

No we are outraged at both. If you’re not seeing it that’s on you.

You don't know any Democrats. How would you know what they are 'outraged' about?

And Republicans are cheering both. So BSAB, vote Republican.

If only they had used Snapchat!

War crimes 101

I better check my texts I might be missing important information

We've all been there.

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I've always said this is the underlying problem with double espresso martinis.

This is perfect!

bsky.app/profile/sund...

These guys talk about bombing people like I organise nights out in the group chat, except I think my group chat is more secure

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"Thanks, DUI Pete!"

Let's all join the conversation. Maybe we can make some money!!!!😡😡😡

Hmm. Perhaps Big Balls and the DOGE team will investigate the leak. No pun intended.

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theplotagainstamerica.com

Remove trump before you lose your country

THIS! 🚨THIS!🚨 THIS!

That's a good point. That would mean the Dems could talk about it for a few years whilst fuck all changes.. 😐🤔

The question is, how many other times has this happened where we do NOT know who it was sent to?

How long has it been in office?

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LOL!

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What would you even say in that case?

To be fair, she'd handle the Op Sec much better than Hegseth.

WH CHAT: "***War Plans for Yemen***" ME: Who dis? WH CHAT: "OOPS LOL! IGNORE AND DON'T TELL ANYONE." ME: -block sender-

thettpd.org for more information

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Kim finding out she’s been left off the chat

Hahahahahaha

Always remember it’s not whether you win or lose it’s how you look.

Congratulations 47 you've Finally reached greatness

You're awesome girl! This is great!

😆

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Stopppp 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Enlightening?

Funny….but a security nightmare no doubt.

Shhhh, use the opportunity and make a suggestion about how to wear ties. Or better yet, the benefits of wearing a black sweater and growing a spine.

These posts are never getting old.

Accidentally, or recklessly/stupidly/incompetently? Accidentally implies unintentionally, which I'm not sure is accurate in this instance.

And I just installed the scif app

Message I received from Hegseth and the Pentagon whilst taking my morning dump

is that about taking over greenland?

Same.

Literally. Staying and sipping my Chardonnay the entire time

Doing screenshots as well as shots.

Hell yeah.

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The imbeciles are leading the clown train well!!

Clowns & our trains (I was a circus clown in the 60's, when I was a teenager) are much better organized than #TraitorTrump & #TrumpsFascistAdministration.

This is what happens when you set up a Signal chat after your 10th round of shots.

The nuclear launch code password is "password 1!"?

I blame DUI hiring.

you are so special. I got none and feel left out. or at least, out left.

Was he drunk ? A bottle of whiskey later , group chat 💬

Where's your tea?

Brutal. Also, looking very comfortable as a civilian casually reading unsecured SCIF-level NatSec secrets on your phone and maybe forwarding them to friends (and then their friends and then their friends…) 👍

Perfect!

Forget about what book I’m reading this week. Let’s talk about the drunken, incompetent national security chitchat.

It’s a much more intriguing read…

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Hegseth drunk texting d pics and military plans. Pretty sure we all had that one on our bingo cards.

That guy must have been peeing his pants 😆

Haha king 🤴

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What? You too? So was about 10 of my friends…. So much for security because all my friends tagged in 20 ppl each and then those 20 tagged in ppl… so hell by now #Pete has half the world accidentally added … #PeteHegsethUNFIT!

Me, wondering if I should drop an unhinged meme that makes fun of Vance or contact a journalist from my own country

Both! But first: the meme.

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me reading them...

I mean to say….

Typical, I'm never in the right group chat.

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I would so totally pad my résumé’ with this, if I cared about contributing to society through my labor, anymore.

#wearetheflood

‘What not to war’?

What is the dress code for accidentally being added to top secret bombing directives? I mean... what does one wear?

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you know they'll villainize the reporter

Already done...

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trump usually spouts security secrets in line at the all you can eat.

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When I was in the USAF and had a TS Clearance I almost went to prison for 5 years for being a threat to national security because I was gay. Didn't disclose secrets, didn't do anything. Just EXISTED. Yet these fools just breached our national security and it's "just another day at the office."

Is this you luxuriating over national security intrigue in bed in Vietnam?

This would 100% be me.