Perfect.

I just coughed for 5 minutes after seeing this while drinking. Worth it!

A MAZE ING !!!!!

"And if you look closely here, you can see where his cankles are growing over the sides of his shoes."

He melted?

Like the Wicked Witch but slower.

Muffin-top cankles. It’s almost as if his cankles have their very own love handles.

That's so the devil can drag him down to hell easier

😂

Watching Osama dead or the convicted felon dead? May be the actual good news is not out yet. JD wants to be absolutely sure.

They watching Trump having a cabinet member surgically removed from his butt

😂🤩

I laughed way too hard at this A+

unless they drop it directly in acid it'll just work its way back in

🤣🤣

Bravo 👏

It's always amazing to me how the smallest looking figure in that room is the President.

#DeadDon

😂

😅😅😅

This is the best one tonight.

wait what happened lol

bsky.app/profile/volt...

Nothing.....yet :P

Twitter is passing around that trump died. He didn't

😂🥰💯

I love that we all know what this means

Even here in Aotearoa New Zealand.

Especially here in the Philippines!

I'm here is little old Tasmania, and I know what it means.

Hey cuz! 👋🏼

I have no idea and i feel I've missed some big news story or something?

Just speculation that has wildly caught on out of hope lol 😂 And people are doing it because it’s really gonna piss him off when it finds out it’s trending on 3+ apps

Room mostly full of scoundrels. Except for Obama - not a scoundrel.

We have a winner!

Please don’t tease us. We don’t deserve it!

🤞🤞

What’s going on?

3 days since a donnie dum dum sighting, plus the Sofa King VP talking about “if something were to happen,” and it’s potentially, “the King is dead, long live the Sofa King.”

🏆

Mr Derek, always so classy!!!😘

What should we wear when it happens? 🧐

😂

Was this when they went after Osama?

Are they all watching Tulsi Gabbard get her "prize" for commiting treason?

This is everything.

Total chef’s kiss.

*adds champagne to grocery order*

Hope springs eternal.

OH MY GOD, IS IT REALLY HAPPENING?

Wait! What??? Seriously??

I mean, cross your fingers, but don't hold your breath. Just keep breathin'. Granted, I'd rather he didn't keep breathin', I'm just sayin', hey, why stress over it. It'll happen or it won't.

But has something happened tonight to cause this wishful thinking? I mean it’s a constant for many of us but has something significant happened tonight?

i mean he did cancel his usual golf practice

Mostly just that he hasn't been doing any public appearances today and doesn't have any scheduled over the weekend.

People are toying with my emotions 😳🥳🥺

Right, hence my caution that just because he's vanished doesn't mean to get too excited yet.

Exactly. At one point we thought COVID might take him out but he’s 🪳

There’s also this but it’s just as good a chance everyone is just being overly optimistic.

He’s invading Tortuga.

This is a great sign!

Yeah I'm not really playing along with it, but we'll see as the weekend goes.

He has been dead on the inside for many decades

Why did Hilary have an uneaten, pixelated pizza on her laptop?

That picture was pixelated at the time of its release because it showed a diagram of Bin Laden’s compound.

😂

And I thought Grimsby Town beating Manchester United was the best thing that happened this week …

bsky.app/profile/suza...

Going on three + days since he’s been seen publicly. (As of three hours ago) no video or photographs of him. bsky.app/profile/plai...

...wait... ...what?

@usatoday.com says that according to pool reports, he was spotted leaving the WH with two of his grandkids to play golf at his course in Virginia . @rollcall.com has it on their schedule. Let’s see if they post actual footage of the old goat on the greens.

...When has he ever done anything with his grandkids..?

INDEED.

Okay, so I am remembering (or not remembering) that correctly?

YUP! I remember it. The photo op grandkids, doing their duty as family props yet again. What a terrible family to grow up in.

Who takes kids to the golf course anyway?!? Certainly not that old grouch.

...I think that's the nicest thing I've ever said about him. I am ashamed

Teenage girl grandkid

mea culpa

WHOA. Our President only needs the words ‘teenage girl grandkid’ in connection with his activities & EVERYONE gets the subtext. Saddest of times.

Exactly, he’s gave her a red Tesla & other free sh*t so she’ll hang around him when others have time off from diaper duty. 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 Saw this yesterday: “Sorry, but @veronicadelacruztv.bsky.social has to bring you some news some not want to hear but Trump is alive” You can say that again. 😵

Bravo

Thoughts on the appropriate funeral attire? Perhaps a Hawaiian shirt?

Something with quick access to my zipper.

I'm going full cringe wine (cat)mom and busting out my "Notorious RBG" t-shirt.

My "sayanora motherfucker" t-shirt from @effinbirds.com , obviously. I bought it for January 20 2021, but it's still in pretty good shape.

A richly ironic 2028 cap?

Party hats

One of those hats that hold beer cans

Saving my piss in bottles for when I visit his grave!

“If I could save piss in a bottle…. The first thing that I’d like to do…” - Jim Croce

🏆 Solid gold. 🪄🎩

I hope the Epstein victims get control of his gravesite and charge $10 / pour. Let them become billionaires in the process.

Sequins

Spits out tea again 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏 Gosh, I'm enjoying this. 😃

Love this but, Miss ‘this’

Current Mood

What is the context?

That picture was taken in the situation room during Operation Neptune Spear, know for the killing Osama Bin Laden. People are speculating that Donald Trump has died or is gravely ill due to a lack of recent and scheduled public appearances.

*known

look around Blue Sky for a few minutes tonight, you'll get it

some of us are non US

Osama bin Ladin death watch

Thank you. 💖

Death watch on the child trafficking US president.

Trump may be dead — that’s what! 😆

Someone needs to photoshop JD Vance into this picture.

Melania, too.

Hillary looks like she just read one of your deep burns on a Twitter-Republican

Guys I did it, I woke up my wife and said I tho k he’s dead. Because I THINK HES DEAD!!!

I'm waiting for the dancing

This must be before the you know what part : )

Should have been 3 former presidents in that pic

🤣🤣🤣

never noticed before but hillary looks like she's hittin a spliff

😂

I am just going to concentrate on manifesting this while I sleep and hope I wake to the greatest news there is

For the first and last time I will have champagne for breakfast

Are you kidding me? It’s 2am and I still need to put the garbage out AND go to sleep for the night. I’m wired. Walking laps with my phone in tow.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

🤣

🤣

I died! I just saw it on X and as soon as I came back on here I saw this @dieworkwear.bsky.social post. 😂😂

How it should be. This would save humanity.

A+

😂 lmao

Actual adults in the room.

No, Derek.

This is what they are watching on TV.

I sat and cackled. Not chuckled, cackled while looking at this and then had to explain the photo to my immigrant husband

Way too many people making light of what could be a serious situation. He is another human, after all. Although, personally, I prefer the presidents that don’t die in office.

If only there was a reasons for that..

But seriously lot of my people would be still alive if he didn’t played ruzzain asslicker so very well deserved.

One of those times where I see it everybody's way. You're absolutely right. And yet ....

Nope, Thomas. You’re not going to make us feel guilty on this one. I like to think I have strong morals and empathy, but there’s an exception in this one. Along with Putin, Netenyahu and Jong Un

Many people are afraid that the US constitution has failed to protect them for this man. I think that it still managed to successfully ensure he did become the next Hitler or Pol Pot

same list!

I'd like to add Xi Jinping and Ayatollah Khomeini to the list.

I used to want him to live long enough to go to prison. Now I'm too tired. I just want him gone.

He is and will be directly responsible for so many deaths from USAID cuts and the recent budget bill passing, to name a few, plus the ongoing crimes against humanity regarding the kidnapping, imprisoning, torture, and trafficking of people without due process, many of whom will end up dead. Fuck off

The eye for an eye discourse is so tired and depressing and morally bankrupt.

think of it as karma

Right...but individual humans don't meet out karma. And karma can turn back around and note as well....

We're not meting out karma, it's just happening. No-one's killing him, he's just old and sick, and we're watching.

I absolutely hate Hate This liberal WHY DO I HAVE TO POP MY OWN POPCORN Jeez, just buy it. Meanwhile Is the pos potus dead yet? *munch munch

😆 I'm actually not sure what you're saying

And bite, I meant to say 😆

And mete! Oy! 😀

So were the Nürnberg Trials. We’re not there yet and may never get our fascism overthrown. I’m sorry that pointing out, not to you, the nearly endless crimes committed in little more than six months, by the scum of the Earth, is onerous for you. His death solves nothing. I want justice.

The Nuremberg trials were just fine, although it's true that worse things had been perpetrated by that government than ours has (yet) done. I too don't think his death would solve the underlying problem. It would be sort of exciting. I wouldn't rejoice in anyone's suffering, though, even his...

Geez, left of the pedo files🤦‍♂️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏻,

If you knew what Hitler planned and he died before he could accomplish it, would you feel the same?

Frankly, I reject the premise that he’s human. Where’s the long form DNA test?

Hell , I’ve never seen his birth certificate. Are we sure he’s not an illegal alien? It would be sad if ICE detained him until they could truly verify his identity. Maybe at AA.

He, most certainly, is not.

Of course he is. Humans are capable of all sorts of things. Unfortunately.

A human being or a human going?

Dude needs to die in the most horrible, slow and crippling way. That's all, Thomas. Your civility can go fuck itself, along with the thousands of brown people in illegal concentration camps.

You just told brown people in concentration camps to fuck off. Also, it's totally possible to empathize with both, unless you've lost your humanity at least as much as you accuse others of doing. I hate these kinds of morally blinkered posts. So common on this site....

Just go away. Stop it with the civility. You got fascists openly in head of government.

I know. I appreciate your civility! 😀

Prostitutes generally practice birth control. So no babies

15 years back In 7 months - that seems like distant past

"AND it's in a walkable neighborhood?"

Brilliant as always, sir

wishful thinking

Why is the one image so pixelated? But really, it seems so long ago.

2011 was long ago!

Maybe Joni Ernst knew something we didn’t.

You mean her career? But actually, she will folly resurface to run for Governor of Iowa.

is it happening yet?

‘Are the people cheering for me?’ ‘In a way Mr President, in a way’.

BOO-URNS IN HELL BOO-URNS IN HELL BOO-URNS IN FUCKING HELL

Full mast is normal, we may need a new mast

Dress analysis, please?

🎶 Everybody hopes he's dead 🎶 🎶 Everybody hopes he's dead 🎶

Not enough laughter.

glad I wasn’t taking a sip of water when I saw this post

I wheezed really loudly, thanks for the laugh xD

YESSS

BTW, I'm a typical cargo short / khaki wearing suburbanite from the Midwest. Enjoy your discussions on clothing history and business, but especially tips on dressing properly; it gives me something to aspire to.

I love the fact that no matter what he posts, there’s always someone here to say something nice like this (not sarcasm, just in case it comes off that way. Seriously happy for you here).

You are a national treasure

(Waiting to hit play)

I've been looking for a ska/lounge cover of Filter's "Hey Man, Nice Shot" that appears to have only ever been sold on Google Play Music. For, you know. Patrotic reasons.

Would be the best performance given by anyone at any time if that is HRC at the break of that news.

Pro tip, nothing hides a smirk like a hand.

😂

These are ‘Real’ Serious People!! Intelligent, Strong, Trustworthy, American 🇺🇸…

Tonight is fun and all, but if anything bums you out a little tomorrow, please don't talk to any chatbots, ok?