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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social

I’m at the stage where my work output is 60% sighs, 35% shoulder shrugs, and 5% pretending to care.

jul 16, 2025, 5:35 pm β€’ 208 52

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social

50% πŸ–•πŸ–• at the monitor

jul 16, 2025, 5:54 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social

Still pretending?

jul 16, 2025, 9:06 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social

They say to give 100% at work, but that's spread over the month, right?

jul 16, 2025, 6:52 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Derick luthor @dluthor20.bsky.social

Wow

jul 18, 2025, 6:41 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Jericho Anderson @vikesfan47.bsky.social

Solid ratio….

jul 16, 2025, 5:36 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Turbo sloth dork @mthomsen.bsky.social

You have got to make time for snarky commentary. It's just a must in this day and age.

jul 16, 2025, 6:44 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Vyxn @scaletailthedark.bsky.social

almost accurate, not enough, "why!?!" or "that tracks"

jul 16, 2025, 5:57 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Average Joe @minimaljoe.bsky.social

jul 16, 2025, 6:40 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social

jul 16, 2025, 6:33 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Conundrummer @conundrummer.bsky.social

Those are excellent percentages, if your stage is on Broadway.

jul 16, 2025, 8:34 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

wow 5. top performer

jul 21, 2025, 9:17 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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πŸ…πŸ…πŸ… Adam Jay πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ @bullgooseparty.bsky.social

The C suite beckons

jul 21, 2025, 9:18 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Jay Mann @jman42.bsky.social

No 12 ounce curls? I'll be going for my evening stroll tonight. A neighbor was shocked once when we were chatting and I didn't have a beer coozy in my hand. At least she didn't notice the half-smoked joint on top of my ear

jul 16, 2025, 5:50 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Old Dog @nelm71.bsky.social

I have been there. I send sympathy across the pond... But If it is does not make u do immoral things and allows u a relatively good life... Do not act with haste. Been there too. :-)

jul 16, 2025, 10:19 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view