Just remembered I have a weed brownie in the freezer and honestly this is better than finding God.
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aug 31, 2025, 11:54 am • 1 0 • view
😅
aug 31, 2025, 11:33 am • 1 0 • view
Of course it was better. The weed brownie was real.
aug 31, 2025, 3:43 am • 3 0 • view
Yay! I found 2 packs of gummies i don't remember buying the other day- the fairies must be doing the rounds
aug 31, 2025, 12:35 pm • 4 0 • view
I'm certain of that, 😉 Q-T-🥧.
aug 31, 2025, 3:37 am • 1 0 • view
Aw, I love this for you.
aug 31, 2025, 5:43 am • 1 0 • view
I love knowing the past me has put away things for the future me to find in the present. 😁 I might be stoned right now....
aug 31, 2025, 3:05 am • 5 0 • view
After you eat it you might speak to him.
aug 31, 2025, 2:33 am • 11 0 • view
I hope so! I have a few questions.
aug 31, 2025, 2:37 am • 11 0 • view
Can we submit ours and you can choose a few to ask?
aug 31, 2025, 2:40 am • 8 0 • view
Yes!
aug 31, 2025, 2:42 am • 5 0 • view
So God, when people pray, do their prayers get sent to the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost...or some receptionist who fields all messages?
aug 31, 2025, 2:54 am • 11 1 • view
"and why answer the football player prayers, but not the children with cancer ones?"
aug 31, 2025, 3:28 am • 6 0 • view
Thinking about it, hitting a home run and pointing to God while rounding the bases is pretty egotistical "thanks God for looking out for ME!"
aug 31, 2025, 1:10 pm • 4 0 • view
I also find it a little self deflating, like, your hard work got you here, don't give that person all the credit lmfao
aug 31, 2025, 1:15 pm • 4 0 • view
💯
aug 31, 2025, 5:05 pm • 2 0 • view
The Lord™️ works in mysterious ways
sep 1, 2025, 2:09 am • 1 0 • view
Mmmmm brownies
aug 31, 2025, 2:35 am • 2 0 • view
What is God doing in your freezer? Maybe let him out to Thor...
aug 31, 2025, 9:08 am • 1 0 • view
I could do better.
aug 31, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
You tweet from a glass house. That is better! Unless, you live near skinwalker ranch or have pissed off bigfoot. Then ain't nothing going to save you.
aug 31, 2025, 2:57 am • 1 0 • view
Lucky you 😋🙌💯
aug 31, 2025, 11:41 am • 1 0 • view
nah, I’d rather find god. he owes me some money
aug 31, 2025, 6:47 am • 1 0 • view
🤣
aug 31, 2025, 8:19 am • 1 0 • view
Is it working yet. Or are you waiting for it to defrost?
aug 31, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
Have a nice trip. 👋🏻
aug 31, 2025, 3:53 am • 1 0 • view
Yum 😋
aug 31, 2025, 11:50 am • 1 0 • view
I'm jealous, that sounds amazing!
aug 31, 2025, 3:49 am • 1 0 • view