Mind you we could always hang it from lamp posts 🤣

There is that!

Upside down so he’s facing his eventual destination

Even Satan won't have that fecker ..

This, Starmer housing are flags and Angela Epstein on Jeremy Vine! Could there be a worse start to the day?

But you can use it for Milkshake target practice (Since Extreme right-wingers like him hate dairy products)!

I prefer axe throwing...

Is it waterproof? I need to practise my milk-shake targeting. 🤔 And a life-size voodoo doll ... 😈

I like the idea of sticking pins and sharp things in it. I don't think it's water proof. Though a varnish coat would help with that.

On Nov 5th our village always has a giant bonfire, built over the previous month. It is always very carefully guarded during the final week to prevent premature ignition, but I wonder whether I could sneak in somehow?

Lewes has beaten you to it 😉 www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Dammit. Shame. Maybe he'll catch something over in America? Or a proper plane crash? Or maybe ICE will take a liking for him? Anything. Please 🙏

A friend has one😀😂

I'd be looking for a new friend.... Unless they are using it for knife throwing practice

😂😂😂

He got it as a joke I’ll find the photo.

I read ‘cutout’ wrong ? 🤷‍♂️

🤣🤣. No you didn't

That's me done with Tesco.

Tesco CEO earns 431 x thier workers. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/it...

I had to actually go and look. OMG I think I'm going to have to stop shopping at Tesco!

I already have...

18 cm. It’s a misprint!

It isn't... See Dawn's photo in the comments. It is 6' tall

I know - was just being sarky. That’s how tall it should have been 🤔

Was just watching Diane Lockhart in the Good Fight and thought i'd like to try axe throwing....

Now that I could get behind...

What! Tesco are selling Butt plugs??

🤣🤣

I need a new archery target

I'm favouring axe throwing 😉

I tried it- it’s fun but got a bit repetitive

Rated 5 stars! Good choice. So .... what part is the target?

Is this the new dartboard?

Axe throwing target...

Even better.

Might be useful on the 5th of November.

Good point.

Unless...you use it for a target and throw stuff at it, in which it's useful to let off steam and practice improving your aim in case you find yourself in his vicinity with rotting fruit or a milkshake.

Dart board springs to mind.

So, not a die-cut tongue depressor?

Not at 181cm...

Oops, sorry. Wrong time period.

Bloody hell I thought this was a joke. No doubt several deranged women I know will buy it 🤮

Nope. No joke...

Actually- someone who is very creative could do a lot with on of those 🤔 Or hundreds of those 😊

Please tell me it's in a bonfire section?

Sadly not....

Is there a washable version for the very ardent supporters 🤢

Ewwwww