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Will "scifantasy" Frank @scifantasy.bsky.social

Bringing new meaning to batshit crazy.

sep 2, 2025, 11:23 pm • 8 1

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Wolfenred @wolfenred.bsky.social

Refresher.

Top of note has Shep yelling DO NOT BREASTFEED BATS. Attached post text: I used to do wildlife rehab in a state where our primary rabies vector was bats. One summer we had *two different incidents* where a Good Sam brought us an injured bat that they had been *letting crawl around on their bare chest* and feeding breastmilk.
sep 2, 2025, 11:36 pm • 17 3 • view
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Will "scifantasy" Frank @scifantasy.bsky.social

I remember.

sep 2, 2025, 11:39 pm • 4 1 • view
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Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social

I swear I heard that story about a baby bunny

sep 2, 2025, 11:38 pm • 7 0 • view
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Trish Paton @trishpaton.bsky.social

Oh ye gods I remember both of these. CPR on the bunny and breastfeeding the bats. ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod It creeps me right out even thinking about it. Why! Are! People!

sep 4, 2025, 5:44 am • 5 0 • view
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Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social

I wish I knew

sep 4, 2025, 11:12 am • 2 0 • view
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Abbaetha, forever team parsnip @abbaetha.bsky.social

I was in a country where one of the things they sold at the open-air market was dried bats. Told a friend who eats ANYTHING about this and they were like Noooooppppeee.

sep 4, 2025, 11:17 am • 5 0 • view
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Trish Paton @trishpaton.bsky.social

Oh yeah nopenopenopenope!

sep 4, 2025, 3:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social

Wow VERY VERY nope

sep 4, 2025, 11:20 am • 3 0 • view
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Wolfenred @wolfenred.bsky.social

Probably, but bats are a major vector for rabies.

sep 2, 2025, 11:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social

oh I know! I just…had not heard that particular brand of crazy with BATS

sep 2, 2025, 11:41 pm • 5 0 • view
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Wolfenred @wolfenred.bsky.social

Not to retraumatize Ursula, but that discussion had a variety of critters and poor life decisions by humans.

sep 2, 2025, 11:44 pm • 3 0 • view
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Will "scifantasy" Frank @scifantasy.bsky.social

A lot of people would probably see retraumatizing Ursula as revenge.

sep 2, 2025, 11:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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Wolfenred @wolfenred.bsky.social

I’m pretty sure she has more than enough interesting animal facts to traumatize us in response.

sep 2, 2025, 11:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mary Aileen @patchworkmouse.bsky.social

I'm sure she remembers the discussion; breastfeeding bats made it into her Hemlock and Silver.

sep 3, 2025, 1:04 am • 5 0 • view
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Wolfenred @wolfenred.bsky.social

Haven’t read it yet, but that’s a good reason to move it up on my TBR list!

sep 3, 2025, 3:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Mary Aileen @patchworkmouse.bsky.social

It's a very minor mention, just tossed off as part of a sentence. On the other hand, it's an excellent book and well worth reading.

sep 3, 2025, 3:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wolfenred @wolfenred.bsky.social

I read most of her books, it’s just nice to know she’s put an Easter egg in the book.

sep 3, 2025, 3:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dread Pirate Zed @dreadpiratezed.bsky.social

Thanks to Bluesky's thread compression, I had to click through to find that we're talking about breastfeeding here; I thought y'all were on to autistic bats...

Count von Count, holding a number 8
sep 2, 2025, 11:47 pm • 7 0 • view
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Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social

did I help dress an autistic, hyperlexic three-year-old as the Count one Halloween? sure did. You can pick up ring bearer tuxes CHEAP on eBay, the ribbon cost more (the cape we ran up from green fabric from the stash)

sep 2, 2025, 11:50 pm • 10 0 • view
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Melantrys @melantrys.bsky.social

Hey, bats are totally cute; I felt like jumping up and down and going "SQUEE!" when circumstances forced me to retrieve a tiny bat from between some pallets with my bare hands (Is rabies a thing for them in Germany too...?) and then was holding it. But why the fuck does one breastfeed cute animals?!

sep 3, 2025, 6:28 am • 2 0 • view
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Wolfenred @wolfenred.bsky.social

Same question - why do people try to take selfies with bears, attempt to pet bison, and otherwise act as if wildlife is tame? Might blame it on Disney, but lack of common sense is also in play.

sep 3, 2025, 7:03 am • 2 0 • view
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Melantrys @melantrys.bsky.social

Well, that's stupid too. But approaching a bear is still one tiiiny step below breastfeeding them imo. (I would like to point out that even though I didn't know about possible rabies, I was very aware that the bat might bite me, there was just no other way to retrieve it without harming it.)

sep 3, 2025, 7:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social

Rabies does exist in Germany, and apparently *only* in bats (Germany has been declared free of terrestrial rabies), but it's very rare there.

sep 3, 2025, 9:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social

Oh. Oh dear. I remember that one. She gave a baby bunny CPR after her indoor/outdoor CAT brutally mauled it. Oh and she refuses to believe that collars that break away if snagged exists when people were like "PUT A COLLAR WITH A BELL ON YOUR CAT"

sep 2, 2025, 11:43 pm • 6 0 • view
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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social

Oh! Oh! And she was made people were going wtf, but ma'am. You do not give cpr to a baby bunny and if you are so concerned about how the mama bunny feels, stop letting your cat out to maul the bunnies.

sep 2, 2025, 11:43 pm • 10 0 • view
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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social

(Oh! Right! And this wasn't modern CPR where you focus on chest compressions unless there's someone else to do the breathing. There was mouth to mouth attempted. She got sick. This wasn't even the first time. Boy was that day on bluesky a trip)

sep 2, 2025, 11:48 pm • 8 0 • view
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Misandrosaurus Bex @bexone.bsky.social

I remember that one, she got tularemia!

sep 2, 2025, 11:50 pm • 6 0 • view
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Avrila, dodging COVID round 2 @ebrillblaiddes.bsky.social

The thing is, I could even comprehend a choice to roll the dice bc antibiotics exist, but the next step is to pop into a medical environment for the antibiotics to start on and you can throw them away if the rabbit tests clean.

sep 3, 2025, 12:39 am • 7 0 • view
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Misandrosaurus Bex @bexone.bsky.social

Iirc she didn’t know that rabbits, shockingly, carry rabbit fever until she was sick enough to land in the ER

sep 3, 2025, 12:40 am • 5 0 • view
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Avrila, dodging COVID round 2 @ebrillblaiddes.bsky.social

Literally why it's called that *frantic handwaving* And even if she hadn't heard of the particular thing, like, wildlife licks their butts.

sep 3, 2025, 12:41 am • 4 0 • view
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Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social

right that all sounds very familiar

sep 2, 2025, 11:44 pm • 5 0 • view