Get you a huge muscular dummy who's nice to wildlife.

Make sure he juices, or he won't be able to compete professionally.

Squeak squeak squeakums Squeak squeak.

Can he make spinach puffs tho

I would be every dollar I have that Kelce has some kind of short-lived himbo cooking show within five years of retiring from the NFL.

I can see him more as like an idiot abroad. They just ship him places with a camera crew and capture his reactions. Stuff like standing in front of the Great Wall and looking up at it saying “I bet I can throw a football over this”

Pitch this to some streaming service that's desperate for content and get Taylor Swift to bang out a 30-second theme song, and you will make a hundred million dollars.