Sometimes. Sometimes you gotta let the man blend a whole fish into a smoothie on live TV. For the public good.
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Sometimes. Sometimes you gotta let the man blend a whole fish into a smoothie on live TV. For the public good.
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I believe Aykroyd's entire career was just a conspiracy to keep an obvious madman from running loose in society.
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
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"My consciousness has been uploaded into Grok (they're saying I have the best consciousness), which has been installed on all federal servers. I no longer need my physical form. From now on, everything is computer. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Nah they push it back a day when there's a holiday. No bulk pick-up this Friday.
Some new street art spotted in DC ๐คฃ
Checkmate, vegetarians.
When Bluesky wins the presidency we're nominating Martha for Director of Health And Human Services.
I don't know who needs to hear this but maybe you are pissed off the appropriate amount. Maybe you'd be justified in being even more pissed off. It be like that sometimes.
I think you're pissed off the correct amount. We're all compartmentalizing in order to get through the day and it can be overwhelming when we remember the full extent of what we're holding back.
Starting new insurance in October. COBRAing my wife's insurance to cover pump supplies. Freeballing my own insurance the month of September because COBRA is $1600/person per month. When the anarchists figure out how to provide insulin and retina specialists for the compound I'm ready to move in.
You good on that insulin pump tho? Do you have a handle on it or do we need to pass a hat around?
The Bluesky is dying, the newsky is struggling to be born, now is the time of monsters.
"using her fists in scientific fashion"
They rise every year.
RIP Graham Greene, watch Clearcut or go to hell
I think this is projection. Perhaps he knows that it is important to avoid Nate Silver in order to appeal to people.
Hehehe Lincoln Logs
Here's the Lincoln Sitting Room, and over here is the Lincoln Shitting Room.
Can I also get a presidential medal of freedom? I haven't done anything notable it's just that the bar seems pretty low.
Happy Labor day. Remember the basics and have that extra Coors light.
Who are y'all following that's telling you bluesky is dying? Are y'all following capitalists who think anything other than growth-at-all-costs is a sign of failure? Why?
Nancy Reagan when she found out THAT THROATโข๏ธ wasnt gone be enough to get her outta Hell.
๐ ๐ โจ our day will come โจ ๐ ๐
Chain and lock: $15 Trapping fascists inside their own death camp: Priceless
Oh God. What if the entirety of Gen AI is because inventing a fake "computer, enhance" button was easier than explaining to management that computer cannot enhance.
I think 182 year old research articles should be free I want to read about the man
I want to go to whatever place serves lamb quesadilla and baked Mac and cheese
That's your answer to everything.
Labor Day is in September because the United States doesn't want to be associated with anarchist and socialist origins of May Day. Capitalism has turned the holiday into another day overconsumption and not every worker gets the day off. Enjoy your picnic if you're a worker. Bosses, eat shit.
Resist libs are welcome to engage with my bullshit. Maybe they'll learn something. Been a while since I got to yell "that sounds like trickle-down economics but for housing" at an abundance bro till they decided to remove themselves from my presence.
Can't believe that on my first day as a nurse I have been charged with replacing Rudy Giuliani's IV drip of Johnnie Walker Black while he is in intensive care. It's what's keeping him alive. You get into this line of work to take care of people, but you never imagine how important it could be.
Obsessed with images of a giant promotional statue of King Kong that accidentally caught fire
If not corpse, why corpse-shaped?
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
Halloween starts in june
Happy Labor Day, comrades ๐ซก
www.didithappenyet.net
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
i don't want to know anything about rudy giuliani. was it something bad? good. it wasn't? we'll get 'em next time.
Hell yeah brother, give me a 1980's sedan built in 2012 with new dies and tooling. I'll take two.
I had the same experience with LinkedIn.
He didn't even thank me for my attention to this matter. Is not him.
Oh nevermind, he's a business professor. American business schools are a cult, so maybe this guy is finding his way out. Keep going buddy, I'm rooting for you.
Yeah thanks Scott. Excited for your next story about how water is wet.
He looks like Comic Book Guy
Help me biscuits and gravy you're my only hope
As long as they're shirking their duties I can assume they're just trying to keep their families on a government health insurance plan. Keep your heads low, get your days pay, and tell the boss you prevented so much crime, boys. I'll vouch.
hey kids always remember
Car lashes toupee ass mf
It's because you're not charred to a crisp and wrinkly because that one unc on the grill insists "they're better that way."
We should send that thing to Philadelphia where that hitchhiking robot got merked.
Oh no, not slut island! Anything but slut island!
National Guard has a duty to arrest any imposters.
If they replaced him with Grok how would we know?
That's fine with me. Call it what it is.
IDK if I know the difference between the United States and "a machine that slaughters children for profit."
Why wait?
trump is urgently redirecting all scientific funding to a manhattan project scale endeavor focused on making a microscopic camel ๐ชก
Bluesky is safe.
Sharing an appreciation of Fats Waller with freaking Brak makes the fact that it didn't happen go down a little smoother.
Fats!!! youtu.be/bSRU-APS5DQ?...
Got em
Um, actually thunder *doesn't* only happen when it's raining.
We are the virus.
This photo was taken of miners at the end of their shift during the Gilded Age before they were unionized. A Labor Day reminder of the blood, sweat, and tears that those before us paid to give the working class the basic rights that Trump and his thugs are trying to strip away.
If only.
I mean... It worked about as well as any other "manifesting" I've ever seen.
Posting my โJames Dobson diedโ cake for good luck ๐ค๐ป
pog
Well, that was a fun night. Call it a practice run.
Practice run
These things are actually incredible. And the sour ones? Chef's kiss.
I got a house without an HOA.
Did they originally sell anxiety meds?
We almost certainly are
Just practicing.
He is the AI. Soon everything will be computer.
Wait does this exist? I also wanna know.
God willing this problem works itself out.
Soon, everything will be computer.
He heard that dictators could be "installed."