Nick Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
sep 2, 2025, 2:52 am • 76 6
Genius.
For meme purposes only. Malört isn't high enough proof to use this way.
Are you sure? It tastes like fire water to me!
That is just distilled hatred, which is not flammable.
But, believe it or not, it tastes really good with orange juice.
Throw some toothpaste in there and we're cooking.
The ultimate shower drink
Only mint gel toothpaste, though. We have standards here!
The cocktail book will specify the brand.
I'm kind of agnostic on the brand, but I'm good at following directions.