They can’t find people to take the kidnapping-hardworking-moms-and-dads-off-the-street-corner jobs, even with the offer of a $50k bonus and the opportunity to dress like a member of a drug cartel.
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Hard to believe the star power of Dean Cain didn't make a difference here.
aug 21, 2025, 12:49 am • 7 1 • view
An interesting element of the 50k is that you have to complete 5 years to get to 50k. 10k a year. Why would they chose a 5 year term?
aug 21, 2025, 12:52 am • 7 0 • view
Jesse Welles has a recruitment video for them⬇️ bsky.app/profile/pale...
aug 21, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 1 • view
"Aw, dang, why don't nobody want to join our Gestapo?"
aug 21, 2025, 12:52 am • 1 0 • view
We need protection FROM them, not BY them.
aug 20, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe they need a clothing sponsor- is Hugo Boss available?
aug 20, 2025, 11:19 pm • 0 0 • view
He could try emptying the prisons. In addition to Ghislaine Maxwell, of course.
aug 21, 2025, 6:43 am • 0 0 • view
That's a glimmer of hope, I guess.
aug 20, 2025, 11:44 pm • 8 0 • view
And every citizen phone video of grandmas being violently kidnapped by ICE goons will make it harder for ICE to recruit & meet its manpower requirements.
aug 21, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view
How long before they start trying to hire undocumented immigrants to fill these jobs that Americans don't want to do? 🤔
aug 21, 2025, 2:06 am • 0 0 • view
Maybe some people are smart enough that they don't believe the $50k bonus part of the offer. There'll be some excuse to not pay it, and somewhere along the line a loyal Trumper will pocket it.
aug 20, 2025, 11:36 pm • 1 0 • view
It's paid after 3 years, so you expect a Democratic Congress to block the bonus by then.
aug 21, 2025, 12:48 am • 2 0 • view
Wasn’t that the last South Park episode?
aug 20, 2025, 11:22 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣 wvwryone needs their nut.
aug 21, 2025, 12:47 am • 2 0 • view
Can’t imagine they’ll find many of those in the civilian DoD workforce, either.
aug 20, 2025, 11:51 pm • 0 0 • view
I guess not everyone is as willing to sell their soul as Congressional Republicans, cabinet secretaries, etc. are.
aug 21, 2025, 2:00 am • 1 0 • view
Most people don't want their mothers to be ashamed of them.
aug 20, 2025, 11:25 pm • 5 0 • view
Hmmm not enough white supremists
aug 21, 2025, 6:19 am • 0 0 • view
Now that's not fair. Members of drug cartels dress way better, have better discipline, and are not as hated by the communities they terrorize.
aug 21, 2025, 2:46 am • 0 0 • view
Don’t forget the part where crowds all yell ‘fuck you!’ and ‘asshole’ as you’re doing the kidnapping.
aug 21, 2025, 2:49 am • 1 0 • view
Guess they ran out of Proud Boys.
aug 20, 2025, 11:00 pm • 12 1 • view
Turns out the number of people willing to be Nazi foot soldiers is not enough to cover as much ground as they wanted
aug 21, 2025, 12:52 am • 9 1 • view
The regime likely thinks this means they need to increase unemployment by a lot more.
aug 20, 2025, 11:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Legit. I got this today. They won't hire back all the people they fired, but they have money for this BS.
aug 21, 2025, 3:14 am • 2 0 • view